Saturday, January 24, 2015

Monster Crap February 2015 Induction Post


Well....once again I have to do this poll business where you get to help me decide what that poor sap Seth gets to induct next. Oh and since we have so many films at the itinerary of Monster Crap, I am taking back what Seth said about being able to request films for the summer, but since I am feeling nice....I'll let you choose what we have and trust me when I say we have plenty. So don't let me deflate your mood and help choose what the next induction will be.

Spider Woman: Death’s Web (2005)
A Not Known Thai Horror Film That Should Have Never Been Made For Many Reasons

 Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)
Countdown: The Sky’s On Fire (1999)
Just As Fun As Stepping On A Burning Bag Of Crap

Bats: Human Harvest (2007)
Only Your Snores Will Escape

Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Another Terrible Hellraiser Movie…But This Time, We Have Ashley Laurence Returning To The Series For One Film

Gamera vs. Gaos (1967)
 
“Full Of Turtle Meat” Gamera Faces A Vampire Bat That Shoots Lasers

Batman Forever (1995)
Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That…Who Wants Me To Takedown This Big Turd

Soul Survivors (2001)
I Would Have Zero Problems If Shang Tsung Had Actually Taken These Souls

All Souls Day
Can The Dead Have Their Day In A Better Movie? I Would Very Much Appreciate That.


Poll Closes on January 31, 12 AM

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