Monday, July 24, 2017

Thursday Night AMP w/ Tracey Elena & Seth Drakin

Before I did the last Impact Implosion, I made an appearance on Thursday Night AMP to talk about the whole Alberto La Mierda mess (you may know him as Alberto El Patron in most places and Alberto Del Rio from his time in WWE) where there was an investigation of domestic abuse with him against his fiancee WWE diva Paige (an investigation that has now been ended with no charges). As from my Impact Implosion, you know that I don't care because Alberto has been a piece of shit for a while so he deserves the name regardless. I saved my yelling for the Impact Implosion though. 

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Saturday, July 22, 2017

Impact Implosion for 7/20 - Third Show Since Slammiversary 2017!

It's been two weeks since we last did an Impact Implosion and it will be another two weeks before we do the next one. We talk about the Alberto La Mierda mess (yes, I am calling our current GFW World Champion that from now on). We talk about Magnus leaving again. We talk about the Broken situation which despite what GFW defenders are saying (looking at you Heelcast), GFW is getting greedy. And unfortunately, you get two bad shows of Impact (yeah, I'm questioning this series of tapings). 

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RIP John Heard

1945-2017

Less than a week after talking about the passing of George Romero, an actual Monster Crap alumni in John Heard has passed away. You may know him from films like Home Alone, Big, and CHUD, but Monster Crap will always remember that he was in Sharknado.


You will be missed and I hope you still are allowed that bar stool in heaven.

Sunday, July 16, 2017

RIP George Romero

1940 - 2017

This is actually a celebrity RIP that hurts more than most because I met the guy at Monster Mania one year and even got his autograph.


So it is sad to hear that less than 2 years after I met him, that he would pass away, although he was not exactly young. It still sucks to hear about him passing away and he didn't do enough films (and enough crap) for me to do a special induction month (which would obviously be October). He did great stuff like Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, and Creepshow.

He will be missed.

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Impact Implosion for 7/06 - First Show Since Slammiversary 2017!

First, let's talk about the positives as Slammiversary 2017 was great. Both unification matches were great as was the opening tag team title bout. Also, DeAngelo Williams proved that he has a future in pro wrestling. And the worst match (Josh/Steiner vs JB/Park) was done in a way that while it may have been bad, it was still fun. I only made one warning in that Jeff was basically saying how great he and his company were with his actions and he needed to knock that shit off. 

Time for the negatives because the Impact this week was fucking horrible and proof that he didnt knock that shit off. First, we are now a GFW show thanks to Jeff being able to coax Ed Nordholm including rebranding Impact Wrestling into GFW Impact. Second, the show just sucked with so many short matches and so much stuff that just was infuriating. It was the first time in a long time that I considered changing the channel (but I have a show to do so that didnt happen). And the cherry on top, during the main event, Josh Matthews outed that current WWE employee and El Patron's fiancee Paige (real name: Saraya-Jade Bevis)was at the ppv (she was, but she was under a Dos Caras mask as to not be identified). Shit like that made me give this show an F and if you want me to get angry, this show will do that. 

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Sunday, July 2, 2017

Impact Implosion for 6/29 - Final Show Before Slammiversary!

Its the final show before Slammiversary and the final show before it becomes a GFW show because Jeff Jarrett doesn't know how to take a loss on a vanity project and will do anything to say he won the 15 year pissing contest with Dixie Carter. It's sad really and sad with this episode of Impact being a terrible go-home show. This show got a D and I almost considered giving it an F after the Spud-Swoggle Mumbai Street Fight debacle. We also had a lot of news like people coming to the show and a last minute tag title match. 

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