Saturday, March 18, 2017

Monster Crap April 2017 Induction Poll

Seth tells me he is having a bad day, but I find that laughable so let's make his day even worse and can we please this time pick a movie that he is going to hate?

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

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Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

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Gamera vs. Viras
Squid People Try To Defeat The Turtle Full Of Meat In This Film

The Grudge 2 (2006)
What Began With One....Will End With Crap

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Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)
Proof That Just Because You Were Able To Cast The Brother Of The Actor Who Played The Last Bad Guy Doesn't Mean He Is Gonna Work Just As Well

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Final Days Of Planet Earth (2006)
This Movie Found A Way To Make Bug People Seem Rather Boring

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Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Despite Being Able To Get The Only Actress Who Was In The Two Good Films, It Couldnt Stop The Franchise From Still Being Pathetic

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Son of Godzilla (1967)
Introducing The Horror To Godzilla Fans That Is Minya

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Hello, Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)
This Film Probably Should Have Stayed Torched Like The Evil Prom Queen Was

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Screamers: The Hunting (2009)
Screamers Deserved Better For A Sequel

Poll Closes At March 25 at 12 AM

Impact Implosion for Mar. 16 - Alberto El Patron Vacates the Title

Show was better that last week easily. However, you might notice I have speech issues and my explanation for that is I am sadly suffering from a MS attack (even I didnt know that was the issue at the time). 

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Impact Implosion for Mar. 9 - Lashley vs. Alberto El Patron

I have nothing to say about this episode other than it sucked. 

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Sunday, March 5, 2017

Impact Implosion for Mar. 2 - Broken Matt Is Leaving Impact


This truly is a sad show because 6 people are no longer part of TNA, including the joy of Impact every week....The Broken Hardys. We also lost former world champion Drew Galloway, Former X Division Champion Mike Bennett, and former Knockout Champions Jade & Maria. Now Maria and Miracle I'm okay with....but losing Jade (who was the only really great Knockout who can fight champion Rosemary right now) and Drew Galloway (who is great in almost every match of his) just sucks. So while this show is okay, its just too damn depressing and we had already dealt with reading one day of spoilers (and sadly they rarely got better) so I may be drinking in future episodes of Impact Implosion. Oh and this show got fucking cut as hell too. 

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