Saturday, October 19, 2013

Monster Crap November 2013 Induction Poll

Well, we have had some fun over the past few months watching that miserable Seth squirm while I make him review horrible movies and thankfully, you all helped make him suffer some more with that Nightmare on Elm Street remake (you all make me proud). But now that it is November, it is back to picking something that he actually owns to induct so have at you and pick a film for him to induct next.

Spider Woman: Death’s Web (2005)
A Not Known Thai Horror Film That Should Have Never Been Made For Many Reasons

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

Demonic Toys (1992)
They Want To Possess Your Fetuses………..No, That’s What They Really Want

Loch Ness Terror (2008)
More Like Loch Ness Crap

Countdown: The Sky’s On Fire (1999)
Just As Fun As Stepping On A Burning Bag Of Crap

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993)
One of the Biggest Crimes To Stan Winston’s Memory Is This Abortion Of A Sequel To One Of His Only Directorial Films
Laserhawk (1997)
This Film’s Tagline Says “Today………It Continues”. Can It Not Continue……Please?

Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Quick, Burn This Film With Fire!!

Bats: Human Harvest (2007)
Only Your Snores Will Escape

The Cyclops (1957)
I Don’t Even Need One Eye To Know This Movie Is Cheesy As Hell

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