Monster
Crap Inductee: Snow White
Mirror,
Mirror On The Wall, Who’s The Crappiest Of Them All
2025
GINO Award Winner
In
1933, there was a gentleman named Walt Disney.
He and
his production company were making animated shorts and at this point, he had
already been successful with multiple Mickey Mouse shorts after separating from
Charlie Mintz because Mintz was a cheapskate who wanted him to keep making
cartoons for him at a lower cost. Walt was not just content with making shorts
and by that year, he made his first animated movie called Snow White And The
Seven Dwarfs.
This
film was a huge success and through all the ups and downs of Walt Disney and
his studio known as Walt Disney Studio, this would always be his watershed
tentpole for all of Disney.
Fast
forward to 2025. Walt Disney has long since passed away (he died in 1966) and
the Walt Disney Company (not even owned by the Disney family anymore) is
basically a goliath in the media world (owning Marvel Studio & Comics,
Lucasfilms, ESPN, the former film division of Fox, Hulu, Jim Henson Studios,
National Geographic, and a whole bunch of other stuff). Now there has been a
plague upon Hollywood in that movie studios are running low on ideas and to
help with the slow flow of ideas, remakes, reboots, sequels, and other such
garbage has had to be grinded into the Hollywood machine as well as those
original ideas to make the cinematic flow. It's basically like adding additives
to your meat to save costs and get more product.
Sadly,
nostalgia has also been extremely rampant these days that something from
people’s past is very intriguing to them and this these remakes, reboots,
sequels, and whatnot sell pretty well in theaters like everywhere else. So with
Disney around 2010, they made an Alice & Wonderland remake with Tim Burton
and that was a huge hit. Then Disney did Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty remake,
but with the evil witch from the original actually being a good guy and the
main character) and that was a huge hit. Then they did Cinderella and that was
also a hit….so thus the floodgates got opened to the idea of Disney taking
plenty of their old animated works and remaking them into live action for a
whole new audience.
Not
You, Song Of The South…..You Stay In That Vault And You Like It In There. We
Refuse To Acknowledge Your Problematic Existence!!!!
Now we
have to go to Snow White and this project has been in existence since 2016.
This script went through a load of writers, but since 2019 Marc Webb (who did
those terrible Amazing Spiderman films) was always planned to direct. In 2021,
based off her impressive performance in Steve Spielberg’s West Side Story
remake, Rachel Zegler was cast to play Snow White, who being of Latina descent,
drew a lot of controversy since the Brothers Grimm story said Snow White was
white as snow (and that is all I will say about that because I find this racism
anger stupid and thought Rachel Zegler was a fine choice to play Snow White).
What wasn’t fine was Rachel Zegler getting kind of upset by the criticism and
responding to it like the main stars of the 2016 Ghostbusters films responded
to the criticism of women playing Ghostbusters (which was also very stupid).
Then shit was made even worse when they decided that Gal Gadot would play the
Evil Queen because while Gal was good as Wonder Woman, she was terrible in
basically everything else (again, going to ignore the controversy with her
because I don’t have all day). And we will get to the bullshit controversy with
the Seven Dwarfs when they show up because oh boy, you’ll have to buckle up for
that bullshit.
Now
this might shock you as it did me, but with this entire cast and the director,
none of these people have been in a previous Monster Crap induction. So this
entire movie is full of Monster Crap virgins.
And
with that out of the way, let’s get to the movie.
We begin
this film with a book being opened by animals and a narration telling us about
the kingdom being ruled by a virtuous king and queen. They of course gave birth
to Snow White in a blizzard, which is why she got the name Snow White.
You Know, Considering I'm Still Snowed In Because The Plow Still Hasn't Come Yet.....6 Days Since The Winter Storm, I'm Not As Happy As These Rich Assholes Are.
We find
out that Snow White was raised by her parents with the understanding that the
bounty of the land belonged to all the people. They also told her to rule with
love because some day she would rule this kingdom.
And we
get our first song. The king is actually singing and the director was actually
smart here by hiring a dub singing voice for the queen done by Krystina
Alabado, who most people today may know as a voice actress and singer for a
little show called Hazbin Hotel.
She’s
Cheri Bomb. Somewhere, Sir Pentious Is Crying At Hearing Her Voice.
The
Rest Of The Townpeople Are Also Singing This Song And Let’s Just Say Most Of
Them Did Stints In Musical Theater (Broadway Most Famously) So They Can Act,
Sing, And Dance
Then
later the queen gets an illness and dies. Then at an event, the king was fell
in love with an enchanting woman from a far off land.
She
also had magic to impress the daughter so ultimately the king married her. But
it turned out this woman was actually evil and cared only about her own beauty,
as well as the power she now wielded. She also kept a magic mirror that can
only answer if she is the fairest of them all. The mirror for a while said it
was always this evil queen.
She
then warned of a terrible threat from the southern kingdom so the king went to
take care of it, but never returned. Fear gripped the kingdom and with that
fear, the evil queen’s power grew. She then turned many of the farmers into the
soldiers with them being only loyal to her and the queen took all the riches
from the people for herself. She then made Snow White a servant and locked her
behind the castle wall. But as long as the mirror kept saying the queen was
still the fairest and no one else, Snow White was saved from the queen’s
cruelty (except being a servant and all). We still get a song from some people
in the village although they are now singing in sorrow instead of happiness.
Years
went past and the people forgot there was a princess named Snow White, while
Snow White grew up into the woman she is through the rest of this film.
Snow
White, as she is mopping, hears a noise. She goes to investigate and finds a
thief named Jonathan who is stealing some food.
She
tries to get him to not steal, but he explains that people are hungry and the
queen is merely hoarding this food. He also says that the princess should take
action and help her people. He leaves and Snow White talks to the animals about
maybe asking the queen to give some things back. Even the animals know that is
dumb, but Snow White tries. She asks the queen to be nice, but the queen
basically thinks being nice is a weakness.
She
tells Snow White to be a diamond which is hard, unyielding, flawless, and
beautiful instead of a rose which is weak and can wilt. They finally capture
Jonathan and the queen knows Jonathan is one of the bandits loyal to only the
king that is stealing her stuff. She wants to lock him in the dungeon, but Snow
White thinks that the punishment must only fit the crime and killing him would
be unmerciful. It is also at this point that Jonathan finds out that Snow White
is that princess.
The
queen then decides that since Jonathan stole from her, she will steal from him.
She then orders her guard to take Jonathan’s coat and shoes and bind him to the
gates so he can freeze to death. We get another song about Snow White waiting
for a wish. I will say that Rachel Zegler does a good job with the role so she
is not the problem with this film despite what some people may believe. She
then decides to act and actually frees Jonathan so he doesn’t freeze to death.
She
also gives Jonathan a piece of bread for the trip back to his home in the
woods. The queen sees this…..and does nothing. She then goes to her magic
mirror and asks if she is still the fairest of the all. The mirror then gives
her the bad news that now Snow White is the fairest of them all. Well, now the
queen has to kill Snow White, but she can’t do it herself so she hires a
huntsman to kill her instead while picking apples.
The
huntsman has reservations about this, but an order from the queen is an order
from the queen. She also asks if the huntsman is plotting against her to.
And We
Immediately See Cracks In Gal Gadot’s Performance As The Evil Queen. Trust Me,
It Gets Worse The More We Dive Deeper In This Movie.
The
huntsman says he is not plotting against her so he has to do it. She then also
demands that the huntsman cut out Snow White’s heart and put it in a jewelry
box she gives him. The queen also says that once he gets it done, the huntsman
will have anything his heart desires. So Snow White and the huntsman go out
into the woods to pick apples. She even gives the huntsman an apple and he
tells her that she is very kind. The huntsman then grabs his apple and goes to
kill Snow White, but he has second thoughts. The huntsman tells her to flee
into the woods and not return as the queen is evil and will stop at nothing
until she is dead. She runs into the woods.
Turns
Out The Woods Are Not All That Great
Even
The Trees Are Freaking Evil
Thankfully,
Snow White falls into a hole because I’ve see Evil Dead and I know what evil
trees can do if they put their thoughts into it. She then washes away in an
underground river. She gets to an eventual shore and finds beaty eyes looking
at her from a cave.
And
It’s Just A Deer.
You may
feel safe now, but wait until you see what that deer grows into.
Snow
White gives the deer some bread and the deer eats it, then the deer lets it pet
her.
You Are
Nice To Me So When I Start Killing, You Won’t Be One Of My Victims
Other
animals show up and sunlight shines. The animals then lead Snow White to a cottage
in the middle of the woods.
Hey,
I’ve Seen Plenty Of Movies Where This Can Turn Into A Horror Film.
She
enters the cottage and sees that no one is home. She goes upstairs and she
finds three beds that say Dopey, Sneezy, and Happy. Since she is big, she
sleeps in all three beds.
Then it
is time for the Heigh Ho song and I guess it is time to talk about the Dwarfs
in this film. You see, this was a bit of a needlessly made headache for Disney.
Originally, they were just going to hire little actors to play the Dwarfs. But
the first person they offered a role to is Peter Dinklage. Peter Dinklage did
not take too kindly to this offer and said that the role of the Seven Dwarfs
was demeaning and refused to do it. Disney for some reason, agreed with him and
hired people of all sizes to be her companions.
That’s
When This Infamous Picture Came Out
Oh, the
backlash from this shit was crazy and this may surprise you, but plenty of the
backlash came from little actors who did not share Peter Dinklage’s opinion and
would have easily taken those roles. So Disney course corrected again and just
hired seven actors to motion capture and voice the Dwarfs with complete reshoots, and this abomination is
what we got.
Oh The
Horror, Indeed
These
dwarves also have magic powers so they can find gems in the minds by just
touching them with their hands.
The
dwarves head home with their loot where they are tired and plan to head to bed.
But of course, he finds Snow White in three of the dwarves beds.
They
Freak Out And Hide
But
Dopey Ends Up Locked In The Room With Snow White
Dopey
actually decides to remove the covers to see Snow White and is not scared. Snow
White wakes up and screams, seeing a strange man over her while in bed. Dopey obviously hides after this and when Snow
White finds him, she asks him not to be afraid of her. When Snow White asks
Dopey’s name, he really can’t say it. The rest barge in with pick axes, but
Dopey is able to calm the others down.
Grumpy
reveals that the only humans in these woods are bandits who fight in the king’s
name and they want no part of because they are breaking the law. Snow White
thinks she better leave, but everyone except Grumpy wants her to stay so they
can at least know who she is. They ask where Snow White is going and Snow White
says the queen wants to kill her so she is getting as far away as possible from
the castle. Doc thinks Snow White should stay with the dwarves until she has a
place to go, which everyone but Grumpy is okay with. They introduces themselves
and we find out that Snow White believes it is always important to know a name
so she easily remembers the names of each dwarf, which even I have hard time
doing.
The
dwarves tell Snow White that they mine the mines for gems. A storm comes and
Snow White decides that she might as well stay at the castle for one night.
Dopey then brings her to find a bed. Back at the castle, the queen thinks Snow
White is dead and asks the Magic Mirror who is the fairest of them all. The
Magic Mirror still says it is Snow White, which pretty much confirms the
Huntsman didn’t do his damn job. She
then goes to the jewelry case (which her dumbass never opened to confirm a
heart was in there) and finds that instead of Snow White’s heart, it was an
apple.
Okay,
To Be Fair….This Moment Is All On The Queen For Not Even Thinking Something Is
Up Because If A Human Heart Was In That Box, There Would Actually Be Bugs
Flying Near That Case. Also, That Shit Would Smell So No Excuse For The Queen
To Not See This Betrayal Coming.
And now
comes a big part of why this movie is so goddamn awful and why the fact that
Gal Gadot was not nominated for a Razzie is a huge as snub. You remember when I
mentioned that the good queen from the beginning had a singing voice dubbed?
Well, that means these filmmakers knew that someone needed to sing well and
could do dub work for people. So why on God’s Green Earth would you allow Gal
Gadot to sing these villainous songs when she has never done so and obviously
cannot sing good in any way.
Sorry,
Your People’s Eyebrow Is Not Helping This Singing Atrocity
She has
the huntsman brought to her for his failure and while she is sentencing him to
the dungeon, she sings some more.
Lord
Help Us….This Is Fucking Painful
The
evil queen then demands that her captain and his forces search the forest to
find Snow White and kill her. Back at the dwarves house, Grumpy is still mad
that Snow White is here, but the others basically tell him to shut up. We then
have a damn food fight which stops after Sneezy sneezes and a bowl of porridge
lands on Dopey’s head, which they all laugh about.
These
Dwarves Were Nominated For Two Razzies And This Film Couldn’t Even Bother To
Nominate Gal Gadot For One.
Snow
White goes out to comfort Dopey who ran in embarrassment over the laughter. Snow
White then tries to help Dopey speak by getting him to whistle. He then
whistles to the other dwarves and you remember in the original, “Whistle While
You Work” was done as Snow White was cleaning up the place while the dwarves
were out. Well, in this version, Snow White does it to get the dwarves to be
better behaved and clean up for themselves.
I
Understand This Change Was Not Liked By Some People And I’m Not The Biggest Fan
Of It Either, But It Honestly Is The Least Of This Film’s Problems.
After
that song, Snow White says the queen lied about her father and then wonders if
he is still alive. She then decides to go find the bandits who were supposedly
fighting for the king as she thinks they actually know where the king really
is. The dwarves advise against it, but she does so anyway. The dwarves then
find out they are late for work so the group and Snow White part ways. As Snow
White searches for the bandits, she hears horns which means the army is looking
for her nearby. She is then grabbed by Jonathan, who tells her not to say a
word.
As the
guards pass by, Jonathan tells Snow White that when he gave her a verbal
invitation, he did not expect the guards to also be here. She tells him that
the guards want to kill her at the orders of the evil queen. Jonathan also
tells Snow White that he has no idea where the king actually is and is
basically doing it sort of “in the king’s name”, but really just a bandit who
is against the queen because she is evil. He then starts singing and holy shit,
we actually found a good (not bad or acceptable like the others) singer with
Jonathan.
Yes,
Andrew Burnap is the only real bright spot in this film and wouldn’t you know
it, he has been doing theatre work since 2011 (even did Shakespeare twice) so
he actually is well versed in a musical film where you have to sing, dance, and
act like Snow White. Back to
the movie, remember those regular people who were supposed to be the dwarves
and people threw a fit because only one of them was actually a little person?
Well, they were recast as bandits working with Jonathan. They tell Snow White
to back off, but Jonathan cools things down by saying Snow White is with him. Jonathan
says his name and bungles a bit because he obviously is attracted to her.
The
evil guards show up and they shoot arrows. They demand the princess be given to
them so Jonathan tells Snow White to run away as they will deal with these
guards. She runs away and Jonathan and the bandits use trickery and shenanigans
to beat the guards for a little bit. When the bandits are cornered, Snow White
taunts them to follow her, which they do. The animals use some stolen clothes
to fool the head guard to follow them, thinking it is Snow White.
Oh
No…..Snow White Has Magic Clothes And Is Naked Somewhere Without Them
The
lead guard tells the rest to spread out and find Snow White.
Hopefully
With Some Actual Clothes On….
The
lead guard realizes that his horse is missing and we see Snow White riding with
that horse. Snow White regroups with the bandits and Jonathan tells her that
the people hate the queen, but are afraid to do anything which is why they
fight in her father’s name. A guard finds them and attempts to kill Snow White,
but Jonathan takes the arrow shot himself and the guard is knocked out.
Jonathan
is going to need a doctor so she leads them all to the dwarves and Doc
specifically. Doc reveals that while he is a doctor, its more a doctor in rocks
and not medicine. They argue a bit before Snow White stops it, saying this is
how the evil queen wants them to behave. They then bring Jonathan inside and
everyone else waits to hope he survives the arrow shot.
Jonathan
Ends Up Fine.
Snow
White thanks Doc and Doc says he would do anything for Snow White’s special
friend. Yeah, they all believe Snow White and Jonathan are in love with each
other even though both deny it. Then we get more dancing.
After
one of the bandits tells Snow White that Jonathan took an arrow for her so
obviously he does care about her. We then get a Snow White song even though no
one else hears it apparently that shows she actually likes Jonathan too. Jonathan
also sings to himself and we see he is definitely in love with Snow White. They
then sing together and they are about to kiss, but everyone is watching and that
ruins the moment. The horns blare so the bandits all decide to deal with them
while Snow White has to stay behind for her safety. Jonathan says they’ll be
back in two days and after that, they’ll go to the Southern Kingdom to find her
father. Snow White even gives Jonathan her necklace to remember her by.
At
night, the guards are still in the woods looking for Snow White. Jonathan is
trying to play distraction for the guards via making noises in the woods and he
immediately gets himself captured via a net snare.
He is
immediately taken to the evil queen and the queen demands to know where Snow
White is. Jonathan refuses to give her Snow White’s location, but the evil
queen does notice Snow White’s necklace on Jonathan and takes it. Jonathan is
taken to the dungeon while the queen goes to her sanctum…..I think. And sadly,
she sings again while doing alchemy.
She
drinks whatever she created and goes deeper into the castle. She then turns
into an old crone while sadly still singing.
She
then produces an apple.
Meanwhile,
we see Jonathan in a cell trying to get out of his chain and the huntsman is
there too, telling him his pulling won’t get him free. Back with the queen, she
dips the apple in poison and oh….she has a underground canal for some reason
that she rows in.
Ma’am…..You
Are No Phantom Of The Opera. He Can At Least Freaking Sing.
Back
with Snow White and the dwarves, Snow White idiotically decides she will be
going somewhere on her own because she still needs to discover if her father is
alive while the dwarves have to go do their mining work. Snow White prepares a
bunch of food for her on her journey, but before she goes anywhere….the old hag
shows up with a gift of an apple.
By The
Way, The Old Bitch Still Has The Evil Queen’s Voice Which Should Be A Very Big
Red Flag To Snow White.
The old
lady says she is here with a message from Jonathan and states that he has been
captured by the queen. She gives Snow White the necklace as proof of his
capture and Snow White at first wants to go to Jonathan, but the crone stops
her. The old woman gives Snow White an apple so Snow White has something to
sustain her on the road as the animals see this woman as the evil queen so they
warn the dwarves. Snow White takes the apple and instead of you know, keeping
the apple for a later use for while she is on the road to find Jonathan, she
takes a bite of it immediately.
Snow
White immediately starts feeling the effects of the poison and the old hag
reveals she had the king killed and asks Snow White who is the fairest one of
all as Snow White faints. You know, I don’t know if Snow White knows about the
stupid “fairest one of all” stuff the queen kept mentioning so why would she
say this to her as if it means anything.
So time
for a huge difference between the animated
1933 movie and this movie. You see, in the animated film, the dwarves
come just in time to see this (but too late to save Snow White) and chase the
old hag to the cliffs where the hag/queen attempts to push a boulder on the
dwarves, but lightning strikes and the old hag/queen falls down a cliff to her
death.
But this
movie has a different idea as instead of any of that chase, the queen just
teleports away and the dwarves arrive too late to see Snow White fallen.
They
believe Snow White is dead and they are all sad. Back at the castle, the magic
mirror tells the evil queen that she is once again the fairest of them all. We
then go back to the dwarves who hold a funeral for Snow White.
Back at
the dungeon, Jonathan is still trying to find a way to escape and the huntsman
once again tells him it is useless. Jonathan talks about Snow White and that
gets the huntsman to also want to be free. They both pull on their chains and
the chains break from the wall. Both head to different places, but we know
Jonathan is heading to the dwarves home to find Snow White. Led by the animals,
he gets to the dwarves and finds Snow White has “died”. He is heartbroken and
kisses Snow White. Because “true love’s kiss” is said to be the antidote to the
poison apple (while making the potion, we legit see the antidote being that),
Snow White awakens.
Everyone
is now happy and Snow White and Jonathan kiss again.
Snow
White then says that she now believes her father is gone forever and Doc
wonders what they do now. A snowflakes appears and Snow White sings. While
singing, Snow White decides it is time to take action against the evil queen
and get back her kingdom. Snow White says it won’t be easy and the queen will
do all she can to stop them, which Dopey finally speaks and says to “let her
try”.
Everyone
is shocked and happy to hear Dopey speak. So Snow White decides to walk right
into the kingdom.
Everyone
Else Is Elsewhere Being Sneaky
They’re
Being Sneaky Snakes
The
townspeople see Snow White and instead of trying to kill her since I’m sure
they now know the queen wants Snow White dead, they are happy to see her
return. The palace guards also see that Snow White is still alive and despite
the fact, they have clearly been given orders to kill her, they do nothing. The
townspeople then start singing as Snow White heads to the castle The evil queen
sees Snow White is still alive and instead of just ordering her guards to kill
her while safely high in her castle, she goes down to meet Snow White.
She
orders the guards to stand aside and gives a speech about how the people may
want a flower, but they need steel. She then produces a crystal dagger and gives
it to Snow White, telling her to take the throne for herself. Snow White
refuses to kill the queen so the queen takes it back as the queen tells a
random guard to kill her. The guard is about to, but Snow White then mentions
that the guard used to be a farmer (his name is Paul) and used to be happy. She
remembers other guards’ names and remembers how happy they used to be. The
guards then decide to not do any more of the queen’s orders as they remember. Even
the captain of the guard throws down his crossbow and remembers his past.
The
queen is shocked by this and Snow White tells her to leave and never return to
this kingdom. The queen grabs the dagger and is about to kill Snow White
herself, but the dagger is knocked out of her hand by a crossbow arrow shot
by….
One Of
The Bandits Named Quigg
The
dwarves show up in the castle and it seems the evil queen is surrounded, but
she runs and they just let her go as they are too busy celebrating the
re-taking of the kingdom for Snow White. She then goes to the magic mirror and
demands to be called fairest of them all again. But the magic mirror says that
Snow White is once again the fairest of them all so the queen breaks the
mirror.
That
turned out to be a really bad idea as the queen is then sucked into the mirror
and it is no longer broken.
Snow
White after seeing all of this, goes back to the people and they all bow to her
as the new queen.
We then
go to later and everyone is singing the opening song while dancing.
Oh And
We Find Out That Dopey Was The Narrator Of This Whole Story
He says
Snow White’s name and we go back to the song.
Man,
They Really Wanted “Good Things Grow” To Be Their Oscar Best Original Song
Nominee…..Which It Is Not.
And
with this The End closing the book, the film ends.
Bye…..Look
At My Hedgehog Ass As You Leave
With
all the controversy and vitriol this film got while it was coming out, it might
not shock you to know this film bombed at the box office. With a budget of
$240-270 million, this film made only $205.7 million. By the way, to be even
any successful film with marketing, you need to be double what you put in this
film and this film didn’t even reach it’s budget so this was a massive fail. And
just so you know about the weekend it released, the other films released that
weekend were The Alto Knights and Ash, which both also bombed at the box office
so this was not a good weekend. This film was also savaged by critics as it has a 39% on Rotten Tomatoes and has 6
Razzie nominations at this moment. The son of one of the producers (being a
dumbass) decided to blame all the failure on Rachel Zegler for having the gall
to have a social media post supporting Palestine as the Gaza Strip was getting
destroyed by Israel (which by the way, since Gal Gadot was a proud Israeli
supporter and a former IDF soldier, Palestinian organizations boycotted the
film too so Rachel support of Palestine did nothing to sway them). Box office
analysts said this guy was an idiot and said the film just failed to resonate
with critics and audiences, which happens.
So
let’s talk about what happened to a lot of the people in this film because just
like no one in this film was in a previous Monster Crap induction, no one in
this film has passed away yet. Rache Zegler (who played Snow White) went to
Broadway for the first time and had a successful run as Eva Peron in the newest
stage version of Evita.
Gal
Gadot (who played the Evil Queen) is going to be in a movie version of
Cleopatra as Cleopatra (which I’m sure will fail as well given the original
Cleopatra movie bombed and Gal Gadot’s Israeli past will not help her with
Egyptians). Andrew Burnap (who played Jonathan) went back to Broadway and was
in Othello. Jeremy Swift (who was the voice of Doc) has done audiobook work as
Vernon Dursley in the new Harry Potter audiobooks that are coming out. Tituss
Burgess (who did the voice for Bashful) is also back in Broadway and was in Oh
Mary! Patrick Page (who voiced the Magic Mirror) also went back to Broadway as
a brief engagement in Hadestown and the play Archduke.
So now
it is time for my final thoughts. As you saw in my 25 Worst Movies of 2025 with
this being #5, this movie sucks a lot. There is way too much change from the
original story for stupid reasons and I don’t ever want to hear Gal Gadot sing
again, unless she gets a lot of singing lessons. The CGI for the dwarfs is an
abomination and the fact that they for the most part didn’t even bother to give
the hag a different voice to make sure Snow White doesn’t recognize her because
she knows this queen can do magic. Disney had a shit year and for all the crap
they put out in 2025, I think they deserved it and this film does deserve to be
the 2025 GINO Award Winner.
Now for
a new year and new inductions, with….
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Oh
great….you’re back.
Yes, I am
back and while you may have fun for this summer. I will make the time before
that a lot of pain for you. I have a great choice from the people to make you
suffer.
Do your
worst!
Oh,
I shall….for February, I have for you a movie with a director who at the time
had done no wrong in the minds of many fans. That is until he decided to do a
remake of a beloved classic and oh boy, this was promoted all over the place.
You’re
going to have to be more specific.
Oh, I
could…but I could also just throw the movie at you so you can see it and weep.
So here you go.
Well, Crap….This
One Might Hurt
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