I'm Back. Despite All Of Seth's Best Efforts, I Am Still Going To Torture His Ass With Movies Before He Gets His Summer Reprieve Since He Won Some Stupid Pick'Em Thing. So While He Is Clearing Show From A Blizzard As Well As Inducting That Terrible Snow White Remake, I Will Be Giving You All A Poll Of Ten Movies On Which Movie You Want Him To Induct In February. Here Are The Choices.
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.
The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got.
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine.
Sure Curses Are All Fun And Games Until You Catch A Bit Of The Death And You Have To Deal With Psychotic Religious Assholes Who Think They Can Take The Law Into Their Own Fans. Oh And Rumer Willis Is In This Film As Well.
This Was A Much Hyped Remake To The Planet Of The Apes Film Directed By Tim Burton And The Bastards Blew It Up So Bad That They Would Have To Wait Ten More Years Before They Could Get A Successful Planet Of The Apes Reboot.
An Extremely Bad TV Movie With A Lot Of Walking With People We Dont Care About And Maybe There Is A Mumified Corpse Of A Bigfoot That Comes To Life.
John Agar Has To Deal With Killer Animals Mutated With Radiation
Hitler Gets A New Robotic Body In A TV Movie That Somehow Is Longer Than The Theatrical Movie It Is Also Made From
Jess Franco Returns To Monster Crap As Fortune Seekers In The Desert Have To Deal With Nazi Zombies
Hercules Or Maciste, Has To Deal With A Queen Who Wants To Conquer The World And The Moon Men Who She Has Made A Child Sacrificing Deal With
Poll closes on January 31 at 12 AM
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