Saturday, January 22, 2022

Monster Crap February 2022 Induction Poll

 

Hehehehehehe....It Is Time Once Again For You To Choose Seth Drakin's Film That He Has To Induct. I Have To Be Quite Honest, I Was Quite Happy That You Choose Space Jam: A New Legacy For That Weakling To Induct This Month, Although I Could Have Thought Up Worse Films. Now It Is Time For Me To Reveal What 10 Films You Will Have To Choose From. 

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

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Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

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Cursed (2005)
Cursed Like The Production Team Do To A Crap Ton Of Meddling By The Weinstein Brothers, Thank God They Are Bankrupt And Gone From Hollywood. 

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Darkness Falls (2003)
The Film Debut Of Bad Director Jonathan Liebesman....Only Good Thing I Can Say Is I Like The Song That Is Played Over And Over Again

Flubber (1997)
A Remake Of The Absent Minded Professor That Is A Flub

Shark Island aka Shark Week (2012)
A Crazy Rich Guy Wants Kids To Try To Survive 7 Days With 7 Different Species Of Shark. Must I Also Mention This Is A SyFy Original.

2 Headed Shark Attack (2012)
I Dont Know What To Be More Terrified By: The Terrible CGI Of The 2 Headed Shark Or Brooke Hogan's Acting. 

Legion (2010)
The World Is Being Attacked By Angels Who Act Like Freaking Demons, Who Are Supposed To Be The Opposite Of Angels.

Jennifer's Body (2009)
Diablo Cody Goes From Winning An Academy Award For Best Original Screenplay To Writing This Extremely Mind-Numbingly Stupid Horror Film That Tries To Act Smart When It Just Isn't.

An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.

Poll ends January 29 at 12 AM. 


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