Saturday, October 24, 2015

Monster Crap November 2015 Poll

Well, with Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies almost done (so he tells me, I've just been seeing him yell and rave about the umps costing the Blue Jays the game (checks in the mail, umps)), it is time for you to help me decide which of the films that didn't win in the summer should I force him to stomach for a Leftovers Month. And I picked just the ones that were close to winning, but no cigar. And the 14 films nominated are:

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)
The Unholy (1988)
Evil Goes Down The Toilet As English Actor Trevor Howard Last Role Was In This Film That Never Had A Prayer Of Being Good.

Lair Of The White Worm (1988)
More Than Likely, Director Ken Russell Took Pages From The Bram Stoker Story, Rolled Them Up, And Smoked Them While He Was Making This Movie
Blood Diner (1987)
First They Will Greet You And Then They Will Force You To Endure A Cheesy Movie
Earth vs. The Spider (2001)
Man-Spider, Man-Spider....Makes Bad Movies Like A Spider Can't
Devil Dog: The Hound From Hell (1978)
Better Roll Up The Newspaper For This Bad Film
Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011)
The Biggest Sin Of This Preposterous Idea Is How Boring This Film Is.
Son of Godzilla (1967)
In The Late 1960s, Toho Studios In Japan Decided For Some Reason That We Should Turn The Terrifying Monster That Became A Good Guy In Godzilla, Into A Father. Yes, This Is The Film That Introduced The World To The Awfulness Of Minya Or Minilla. Also In Here Is Half The Footage They Would Use As Stock Footage For The Extremely Bad Godzilla's Revenge.
Battleship (2012)
In 2012, We Got A Movie Based On The Classic Board Game Battleship. But Instead Of Two Battleships Duking It Out Like In The Actual Game, The Filmmakers Instead Decided To Have The Navy Fight Aliens And Basically Rip Off Michael Bay's Transformers Series So They Might Be Able To Make Some Cash. Fortunately For Us And Not For Them, This Plan Completely Backfired And Battleship Was Considered In North America One Of The Biggest Box Office Failures Of 2012
Seed of Chucky (2004)
Introducing The Lowest Point In Chucky's Career...That Time He Became A Father
Dracula 2000 (2000)
THIS IS DRACULA!!! (Not Really, But Since Gerard  Butler Plays Dracula In This Film, I Had To Do It)
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Diablo Cody Goes From Winning An Academy Award For Best Original Screenplay To Writing This Extremely Mind-Numbingly Stupid Horror Film That Tries To Act Smart When It Just Isn't.
Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
Remaking A William Castle Film Is Always Hit Or Miss & This Film Was Certainly A Miss.
Ghost Rider (2007)
Nicholas Cage Finally Gets His Wish To Play A Comic Book Hero And It Is As Bad As You Think It Would Be.

Poll ends at October 31 at 12 AM ET

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