Monster Crap December 2014 Poll

I would normally come here with NegaSeth saying how he would give me a new movie for me to suffer through and he wants you to help him. We would have some Christmas themed poll this month, which is a change from just me doing that horrible Black Christmas remake, but when Uncle Frank died, that had to be changed as well. So for just one month, I will be honoring Uncle Frank with this induction. I was able to get 10 DVDs from him that I feel deserve nomination for an induction and two films based on series that personally effected me calling him my favorite uncle (one a video game series and one a film series with the remake that bastardized it).

Knowing (2009)

I Would Rather Know That Is Film Didn’t Exist
 

X-Man Origins: Wolverine (2009)

Maybe His Origins Were Better Left Unknown

Boogeyman (2005)

Better Keep This Film Locked In The Closet

The Happening (2008)

Plants & Wind Kill Off People In One Of The Most Ludicrous Films In Existence

The Reaping (2007)
And You Wonder Why Hillary Swank Doesn’t Do More Horror Movies

The Spirit (2008)

With Friends Like Frank Miller Destroying Your Comics Legacy After Your Death, Who Needs Enemies

Doom (2005)

The Adaptation Of This Great First Person Shooter About Fighting Demons Turns Into Fighting Infected People

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Want Proof Tim Burton Can’t Adapt Other People’s Work…Look No Further Than This Remake

Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
The First Sequel Not Adapting A Michael Crichton Book Turns Into A Film Where Previous Dinosaurs Being Made Pathetic So A New Dinosaur Can Look Great

Alien vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)

Good News: Predator Is Not A Complete Wuss This Time. Bad News: You Can Barely See What Is Going On And The Acting Is Worse.

The Ruins (2008)

In This Film, We Find Out The Mayans Were Destroyed By Evil Vines

Beyond Re-Animator (2003)

At This Point, Herbert West Should Quit Re-Animating While He Is Ahead

Poll Closes November 29 at 12 AM