Saturday, September 6, 2014

Monster Crap October 2014 Induction Poll

Well, the Summer of Porno Pete will be over soon and next week, I will induct Lust For Frankenstein as well as reveal what will be the next film to induct for October. And for October, I decided to do another requests month and all of these 15 nominees for this induction were requests by the Monster Crap fans so without further ado, here are the nominees.

ABCs Of Death (2012)
A Is For Atrocious, B Is For Bullshit, C Is For Crap
 Alien Opponent (2010)
I Really Feel Bad For This Alien, People Are Trying To Kill Him For A Mere $100,000

Congo (1995)
Yes, Even In 1995 Theatrical Films, People Were In Bad Costumes & Supposed To Be Taken As The Real Thing

Darkness Falls (2003)
The First Film Of One Of Hollywood’s Worst Directors Today…Who Still Sadly Gets Work Today

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993)
Even Demonic Toys Should Learn Not To Fuck With Tim Thomerson.

Gamera vs. Gaos (1967)
Our Child Lover Faces A Vampire Bat Who Can Get Dizzy Easily

Goobers (1997)
I’d Rather Eat The Candy And I Don’t Even Like That Candy

 Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987)
Diamonds, Drugs, And A Deadly Snake…That’s 3 Grade Ds For This Film

Howard The Duck (1986)
The First Film Based On A Marvel Character And Boy Is It Legendarily Bad

Jack-O (1995)
Pumpkin-Headed Demon? Man, Pumpkinhead Should Sue Someone.

Mr. Nanny (1993)
Hogan In A Tutu, Asshole Kids, And A Man With A Chrome Dome…What More Do You Need To Hate This

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
One Of The Most Infamously Bad Films Of All Made By One Of The Most Infamously Bad Directors

Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 (2009)
F*** This Film And The White Horse It Rode In On, Which I’m Sure Had A Foul Mouth As Well

Son of Godzilla (1967)
Ever See A Nuisance Hatch From An Egg? You Will…

The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Someone Decided To Give The Sequel To One Of The Most Terrifying Films….To A Man Who Hated That Film
Poll closes on September 13, 12 AM

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