Saturday, September 15, 2012

Monster Crap October 2012 Induction Poll


Hello, I guess I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is NegaSeth and I have decided to be the one who does this poll now. You see, while that weakling is in another room banging his head on the wall (he hasn't stopped since he started watching the film), I've decided to get this poll done. You see, since that banging is getting a bit annoying, I have decided to give him a break and do what he was planning on doing in doing a poll of Fred Olen Ray films. I'm sure he will be voting for the film that will cause him the least amount of pain, I will be voting for the opposite because I like causing him visual pain. So here are the 12 choices he had.

 
Alienator (1990)
There Is A Reason This Alienator Won't Be Back
 
Alien Dead (1980)
The Bodies Are Dead, But Their Crap Still Remains
 
Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
And Why Would This Be A Bad Thing?
Evil Spawn (1987)
This Movie Bugs Me
Evil Toons (1992)
Should Be Called Barely Any Evil Toons
Hybrid (1997)
Why Do People Not Learn To Never Go Into Abandoned Military Factories
 
Scalps (1983)
Dead Native Americans Give Terrible Haircuts
 
Silent Venom (2009)
I Would Hate To Find Out What Loud Venom Is
Star Hunter (1996)
Fred Olen Ray’s Version Of Predator Has Characters You Want To Die
 
Super Shark (2011)
It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, No It’s A Piece Of Crap
 
Venomous (2001)
The Only Antidote Is Not To Watch This Movie
Wizards of the Demon Sword (1991)
Fred Olen Ray + Troma = Oh Boy……………

Poll Closes September 22 12 AM

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