Friday, January 20, 2012

Monster Crap February 2012 Induction Poll

As you know, the film that won the GINO Award for 2011 has not been released on DVD (Jan. 31) yet and will not be on Netflix until 30 days after that. So for this month, I moved my planned February induction Chupacabra Terror to January and there will be one of these polls for February. We have 10 films that I own and will induct the winner. So here we go....

Teenage Caveman (2002)
Worst Remake Of A Roger Corman Film…………..Ever
Bats (1999)
Is It Just Me Or Do These Bats Suck Feces Instead Of Blood

 War of the Worlds (2005)
To Coincide With The Spielberg Borefest, Asylum Released Its Own Version Of This H.G. Wells Epic, Starring Soul Man

 The Last Sentinel (2007)
Even The Fanboys Delight Known As Katie Sackhoff And One Of My Favorite Voices In  Actor Keith David Can Not Save Us From The Crap & Boredom That Comes With A Movie Starring Don “The Dragon” Wilson.

Wing Commander (1999)
Sometimes Giving An Adaptation To The Guy Who Created The Source Material Is Not The Right Move To Make
 Spider Woman: Death’s Web (2005)
A Not Known Thai Horror Film That Should Have Never Been Made For Many Reasons

Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep (2006)
Jerry O’Connell’s Brother Stars In This Mess That Involves An Evil Entity That Squeezes Anything That Tries To Take Away Its Prize……….And Of Course, A Giant Octopus
 The Invader (1997)
An Alien Tries To Impregnate The Crazy Lady Who Tried To Be Catwoman In Tim Burton’s Batman Returns. I Guess Beggars Can’t Be Choosers.
Graveyard Shift (1990)
Can I Take The Day Or Swing Shift Instead???
Return To Salem’s Lot (1987)
Great Idea Folks…………………Let’s Return To Boredom

Voting ends January 28 at 12 am ET

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