Friday, January 6, 2012

2011 GINO Awards Poll

Well, its 2012 and its time to finally close out 2011 with the GINO Awards (which is the award for the worst movie (w/ monster(s) of the year). 2011 was a really bad year and because of so much crap deserving of being nominated.........there are 30 nominees this year which is alot (double last year's nominees). Here are the nominees.

Alvin & The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
This Film Was Better Off As Roadkill

Almighty Thor
The God Of Thunder…..Uses Guns. Nuff Said
Battle: Los Angeles
For The First Time Ever, I Wanted To Just Grab The Camera & Tell It To Stay Still
Breaking Dawn Part 1
The Worst Twilight Movie Yet………….I Kid You Not
Children Of The Corn: Genesis
Dimension Extreme……..You Already Did Your Stupid Remake……….Please Give The Franchise To Someone Else
Chromeskull: Laid To Rest 2
I Liked The First Laid To Rest………..However, Terrible Acting & Changing The Formula To The Film Made Me Despise The Sequel
One Of The Biggest Box Office Bombs…..Why Was This In Theaters???
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
More Like Dylan Dog: Dead On Arrival
Flesh Wounds
A Predator Rip-Off Except The Characters Aren’t Awesome In Any Ways
Gnomeo & Juliet
An Insult To William Shakespeare’s Most Known Play
Hellraiser: Revelations
Like The Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Showed, Pinhead Should Be Played By Doug Bradley And No One Else
The Howling: Reborn
Why Did This Franchise Feel The Need To Rip-Off Twilight??
Hoodwinked Too:  Hood vs. Evil
You Were Hoodwinked………..If You Were Expecting A Good Film
This Film Needs A Brain
 In The Name Of The King: Two Worlds
In  Yet Another Uwe Boll Sequel……..Dolph Lundgren Shows He Was Just There For The Paycheck
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
A Battle Between Two Monsters Is Overshadowed By The Lousy Battle Between Two 80s Pop Stars Who Can’t Act
What Had Potential Became A Mess Because Some Dumbass Decided They Needed To Cut The Hell Out Of This Film
Quarantine 2
RABIES………………….DON’T WORK THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Riding Hood
Movie………………..What Big Crap You Have
River of Darkness
Proving That Wrestling Sadly Does Not Translate To Acting
Season Of The Witch
This Movie Is Cursed With Being Extremely Boring
Shark Night
A PG-13 Shark Attack Movie With One Of The Dumbest Twists Ever
Skeleton Key 3: The Organ Trail
The Original Skeleton Key Did Not Need A Sequel Let Alone A Third Movie
Spy Kids: All The Time In The World
It’s Time For Robert Rodriguez To Stop Doing Kids Movies
Super Shark
Uber-Low Budget Directing Legend Fred Olen Ray Does A Killer Shark Movie……..Not Much Else To Say
Swamp Shark
Genetically Altered Shark Belongs More In The Sewers Than In A Swamp
The Thing
This Unoriginal Prequel Replaces Everything I Loved About The Original In This Insult To The John Carpenter Classic
Vanishing on 7th Street
An Extreme Disappointment Of A Film, Considering It Had An Interesting Idea & A Decent Main Cast.
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings
A “Prequel” That Tries To Rip Off Hostel Too Much & Betrays The Continuity Of The Series.
Should Have Locked This Film In A Cage & Never Let It Out
Poll ends on January 14, 2012 at 12 AM

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