Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Monster Crap October Induction Poll (Roger Corman Month)

Well, since the man won an honorary Oscar this year...........this October will be Roger Corman Month. That means this month's induction will be a film that either Roger Corman produced or directed. Here are the 22 films I have chosen.

Night Of The Blood Beast (1958)
No Viewer Is Safe From The Existance Of This Film

Beast From Haunted Cave (1959)
Rick Webber #2 Plays A Crappy Spider In This Crappy Film

The Wasp Woman (1959)
Susan Cabot's Sad Story Involves Her Final Film Being Horrible

The Navy vs. The Night Monster (1966)
One Of The Three M's Stars In This Corman-esque Dud

Carnosaur (1993)
Driven To Extinction, Back For Crapping

Alien Terminator (1995)
Terminate This Nonsense

Attack Of The Giant Leeches (1959)
This Film Leaches Off Of Our Sanity

Attack Of The Crab Monsters (1957)
This Film Is Like Pubic Lice For Your Eyes

Creature From The Haunted Sea (1961)
Watch Out For Beasts Made Of Kelp

Watchers (1988)
The Late Corey Haim Stars In This Awesomely Bad Film Based On A Dean Kootz Book

Cyclops (2008)
Movies Involving Cyclops Almost Never Work & This SyFy Original Is No Different

Humanoids From The Deep (1996)
In The 90s, Roger Corman Made Crappy TV Remakes For Several Of His Most Successful Films, This Is One Of Those.

Monster From The Ocean Floor (1954)
Seriously.......Killer Amoebas??!!

Vampirella (1996)
How Can You Turn A Cult Comic Icon Into A Joke?? Let Roger Corman Make A Film Based On It.

Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet (1965)
According To Roger Corman, Venus Has Beasts From Prehistoric Times. Nuff Said.

Deathstalker (1983)
Roger Corman's Version Of Conan The Barbarian Is A Cult Classic, But It Is Also Not Very Good Either

Beast Of The Yellow Night (1971)
In This Movie.....Werewolves Work For SATAN!!!!!

DinoCroc (2004)
This Film Feeds On Feces

Forbidden World (1982)
A Science Fiction Horror Adventure That Blows Ass

Galaxy Of Terror (1981)
Galaxy Of Turds Is More Accurate

The Beast With 1,000,000 Eyes (1955)
Trust Me, The Payoff Is Definately Not Worth This Bore-Fest

Munchies (1987)
This Movie Makes Me Hungry..........For A Better Movie

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