Thursday, June 3, 2010

Monster Crap July Induction Poll

Yes, there will be a special duo induction with another guy who has helped me alot and is one of the guys on my links in ToonCrap's Forgotten Sin. I don't think this needs to be a cliffhanger so let's announce this plan now...

That's Right, We Will Be Doing The Michael Jackson Film Moonwalker
But since this may take time, I have my once a month regular induction plan and since New Moon was the last one of the booked inductions so now we need a poll to determine what is next.

Ice Spiders (2007)
Spiders On Ice.....What???

I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
A Murder Mystery That Leaves You With More Questions Than Answers

Once Bitten (1985)
Twice Crap, Baby

Spaced Invaders
The Filmmakers Were Definately More Spaced Out Than The Actual Aliens

Hobgoblins 2 (2008)
The Sequel To The Movie That Has Become A Favorite To Fans Of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Is Here And It Is Bad.

Meet Dave (2008)
Poor Eddie Murphy.....

War Of The Worlds 2: The Next Wave (2008)
Soul Man Directs A Movie That Is A Sequel To A Book.....What Could Go Wrong? A Lot, Obviously

Zombie Strippers (2008)
You May Need Hours Of Real Lap Dances To Get Over This Movie

The Howling III: The Marsupials (1987)
It's Never Safe To Go Down Under.....A Big Pile Of Dung

Chupacabra Terror (2005)
This Movie Can Definately Go Suck On A Goat

Monsturd (2003)
The Very Idea Of A Monster Made Of Crap Makes Me Proud

Ghoulies II (1987)
They'll Get You To Laugh.....In The End
Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)
My Two Favorite Godzilla Villians Team Up To Face Godzilla & Anguirus
Drive Thru (2007)
Horny The Clown Makes Us Love While Killing Annoying Teenagers

Congo (1995)
Killer Gorillas Kill People Who Want To Steal Their Jewels

The Food Of The Gods (1976)
The Only Reason People Think This Is Bert I. Gordon's Worst Movie Is The Cruelty To Animals That Actually Happens In This Movie, In My Honest Opinion
Orca (1977)
Payback Is A Bitch, Espescially When An Animal Is Doing It

Darkness Falls (2003)
Just Give The Woman Your Damn Tooth And Don't Look At Her

Child's Play 3
Chucky Just Wants To Go To Boot Camp And Become A Brotha

Grizzly (1976)
Don't You Dare Steal This Bear's Pourage

Spawn (1997)
For The Longest Time, This Was My Favorite Comic Book Movie

Against The Dark (2009)
Fat Steven Seagal vs. Vampires. Sadly, This Is Not As Interesting As It Sounds.

Anaconda 4: Trail of Blood (2009)
Now We Have Two Bad CGI Snakes Instead Of One

Black Devil Doll (2008)
Foul Mouthed Puppet In One Of The Most Anticipated Awesomely Bad Movie.
Carny (2009)
Lou Diamond Phillips Really Needs To Stop Doing Creature Features
Children Of The Corn (2009)
The Corn Is More From Turds Than From The Fields

Dragonball: Evolution (2009)
The Level Of Suck To This Film Is Over 9,000

Dead Air (2009)
Just As Bad As A Radio Station Actually Experiencing Dead Air

King Bong: Evil Bong II (2009)
You May Need A Bong After Watching This

It's Alive (2009)
This Film Should Have Been Aborted

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
My Childhood Crush Stars In A Film That's Title Alone Inspires Crap

S. Darko (2009)
Because The Ending Of Donnie Darko So Required The Story To Continue

Stan Helsing (2009)
We Will Need Van Helsing To Slay This Abomination

The Unborn (2009)
More Like Stillborn

Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009)
A Prequel To One Of The Worst Films I Have Ever Seen. Oh God...

Transylmania (2009)
From The Directors of Pinata: Survival Island and King Cobra Comes A Bad Film That Would Have Never Been In Theaters If It Wasn't For Zombieland

1 comment:

  1. I should add that I reserve the right to decide between the choices in case there is a tie.