Well, It's Time For My Last Movie To Make Seth Watch For Monster Crap Before I Take My Vacation Once Again For Almost The Rest Of The Year, So It Is Time For You To Choose From 10 Movies As To Which Film That Poor Soul Will Be Inducting Next. Here Are Your Choices...
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.
The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got.
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine.
Sure Curses Are All Fun And Games Until You Catch A Bit Of The Death And You Have To Deal With Psychotic Religious Assholes Who Think They Can Take The Law Into Their Own Fans. Oh And Rumer Willis Is In This Film As Well.
This Was A Much Hyped Remake To The Planet Of The Apes Film Directed By Tim Burton And The Bastards Blew It Up So Bad That They Would Have To Wait Ten More Years Before They Could Get A Successful Planet Of The Apes Reboot.
Come For The Hidden Mayan Temple, Stay For The Hungry Killer Plants, And Be Annoyed By The Characters That We Mostly Follow
13 Years After Bride Of Re-Animator (Long Past The Point Most People Would Care), Brian Yuzna And Jeffrey Combs Try To Continue The Series One More Time....But This Time It Will Be Made For The SyFy Channel
You Can Have A Huge Promotion, A Good Cast, And Have A Great Director In Terry Gilliam, Yet You Can Still Make Something Bad If You Have Your Idea Is Being Fucked Around With By A Sexual Assaulter And His Brother
Charles Band And Stuart Gordon Gives Us A Film About A Family Moves Into A Castle They Inhabited That That Hides A Freakish Monster Who Is Hungry And Sort Of Horny Although He Will Kill You If You Freak Out About His Looks.
An Extremely Bad TV Movie With A Lot Of Walking With People We Dont Care About And Maybe There Is A Mumified Corpse Of A Bigfoot That Comes To Life.
Poll ends March 22 at 12 AM
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