It's time for you to help choose what that dumbass suffers through this month and since I've made him suffer through every Leprechaun film, I'm going to go back to a tried and true formula in doing a normal Monster Crap poll with films you have seen before be nominated and some new ones as well to replace the last winner and the ones that got zero votes. So here are the options and I hope you pick one he has to suffer through.
Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)
Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release
Darkness Falls (2003)
The Film Debut Of Bad Director Jonathan Liebesman....Only Good Thing I Can Say Is I Like The Song That Is Played Over And Over Again
A Crazy Rich Guy Wants Kids To Try To Survive 7 Days With 7 Different Species Of Shark. Must I Also Mention This Is A SyFy Original.
I Dont Know What To Be More Terrified By: The Terrible CGI Of The 2 Headed Shark Or Brooke Hogan's Acting.
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.
Aliens Decide To Invade A Small Town And Win, But They Decide To Stay There And It Becomes Very Apparent That You Start To Ask, Why Did They Pick This World And This Town To Invade??
The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got.
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine.
Sometimes You Sadly Get One Shot To Be The Lead In A Theatrical Film And If It Flops, You're Entire Career Afterwards Is Either TV Roles Or Supporting Characters In Movies, For Juliana Margulies Of ER Fame, That One Shot Was Ghost Ship, A Movie That Is Only Interesting For The Opening Massacre And Nothing Else.
Poll ends February 25 at 12 AM ET
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