Saturday, January 21, 2023

Monster Crap February 2023 Induction Poll: Albert Pyun Month

Late last year, we were told that cult movie director Albert Pyun passed away. And in that time, I promised I would memorialize him with an induction of one of his movies and you all get to decide which movie it is. Here are the choices. 

The Sword & The Sorcerer (1982)
Albert Pyun's First Ever Film That He Would Direct Becomes A Cult Classic With An Evil King Defeating A Good King, A Sorcerer Betrayed And Who Wants Vengeance, And The Good King's Son Who Has No Desire For The Throne But Does Want To Get Laid

Alien From L.A. (1988)
A Valley Girl Who Ends Up In The Literal Underworld (A World That Is Actually Underground), But Unfortunately...Some People Thought Model Kathy Ireland Was Good Enough To Be The Lead And A Lead For Years To Come. This Movie Proved Otherwise. 

Cyborg (1989)
Because Of Cannon's Fall, A Planned Masters Of The Universe Sequel Ultimately Turned Into It's Own Movie With Jean Claude Van Damme In The Lead As A Mercenary (Or Slinger As The Film Calls Him) Who Wants Revenge On The Man Who Killed His Lover And That Man Wants A Cyborg To Help Him Create A Monopoly By Having The Cure For The Plague That Caused This Apocalypse

Captain America (1990)
This May Surprise You, But Captain America: The First Avenger Was Not The First Captain America Film That Was In Theaters As In 1990, 21st Century Film (Nothing To Do With 20th Century Fox) Released A Captain America Theatrical Feature That Is So Bad...You May Want To Forget It Was Ever Made (Or The 70s TV Movies For That Matter That Have Nothing To Do With This Film)

Dollman (1991)
Remember When I Inducted A Film Called Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys. Well, Here Is The Original Where Brick Bardo Comes To Earth To Take Out The Floating Head Of His Greatest Enemy. Only Problem Is Because Their Planet Was Small, They Are Actually Tiny When They Come To The Bigger Earth And Brick Also Has To Deal With An Evil Gang Leader Played By Jackie Earl Haley.

Nemesis (1992)
Kickboxer Olivier Gruner Stars As A Cybernetically Enhanced Cyborg Hunter Who Is Tasked With Killing His Former Lover Who Now Leads An Underground Militant Group. However, Nothing As It Is Seems As There May Be A Synthetic Conspiracy Going On Within His Own Organization. Probably The Best Of The Series And Definitely The Least Nudie Of The Series. 

Adrenalin: Fear The Rush (1996)
The Stars Highlander And Species Work Together As Cops In Eastern Europe As It Is In Disarray And They Must Stop A Biological Monster That Has Superhuman Strength And Speed As It Is Killing People...And If It Is Not Killed, It Will Spread A Deadly Virus That Is Already Causing Havoc, Basically Killing Everyone. 

Omega Doom (1996)
Rutger Hauer Plays A Former Evil Cyborg Who Has Now Decided To Save A Town Run By Two Evil Robot Gangs By Playing The Two Against Each Other (Not Hard To Do As They Are Already At War). It's Basically A Rip-Off Of Yojimbo And A Fistful Of Dollars, But You Replace Toshiro Mifune Or Clint Eastwood With Rutger Hauer. Japan Or The US-Mexican Border With A Destroyed City, And Rival Gangs Of Humans With Rival Gangs Of Robots. Also, It Isnt As Well Done As The Other Two.

Poll Ends January 28 at 12 AM ET

1 comment:

  1. He is a Korean American film director producer and screenwriter in various low budget movies in Hollywood California USA died in 2022 at the age of 69 due to old age and lingering illness before reaching 70 years old.

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