Saturday, September 17, 2022

Monster Crap Inductee Poll: Clu Gulager Month

Last month, Clu Gulager passed away at the age of 93. It was in that RIP that I mentioned that on October, I would honor the man by inducting a film that Clu was in. I have 8 films that Mr. Gulager was in that should be considered for induction and I am giving you all the choice of which film I should induct. Here are your choices. 

Terror at London Bridge (AKA Bridge Across Time) (1985)
A 1980s TV Movie That Was Basically A Reason To Shoot A Movie At The Original London Bridge, That Was Somehow Moved To Arizona And Arizona Uses It At A Tourist Attraction. 

Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Sometimes Called The Gay Nightmare On Elm Street Due To It's Homoerotic Themes And The Fact That The Main Star Of The Film Is Himself Gay, That Is Not Why This Film Is Being Nominated As This Films Has Bigger Issues Of Believability. 

From A Whisper To A Scream (AKA The Offering) (1987)
Probably One Of The First Anthology Films I Am Ever Nominating On The Site As I Love Horror Anthologies. Unfortunately, Despite The Awesome Cast, There Is A Reason This Is One Of The More Forgotten Ones. 

Uninvited (1987)
Ah....The Infamous Killer Mutant Cat Movie On A Boat Directed By One Greydon Clark, Who Is Well Known In Low Budget Circles. Do I Really Need To Say More As This Film Is Well Known In Bad Movie Circles. 

Teen Vamp (1989)
Someone Saw Teen Wolf And Decided We Should Kind Of Rip Off That Movie, But With Vampires And Prostitutes. Yeah, Sad To Say We Do Not Have A Michael J Fox Leading This Film And Instead We Have Beau Bishop Who Decided After This Film To Never Act Again After This.

The Willies (1990)
Another Anthology Film Although This One More Of A Horror Comedy One Instead Of A Straight Horror One. Besides Clu, We Have Monster Crap Alumni James Karen And Sean Astin, Whose Brother Was In The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (Yes, I Know He Had More Important Roles). Basically Cool Effects Done In By Not Good Stories. 

Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds (2008)
The First Feast Movie Was A Fun Movie That Gave Us Some Cool Effects And A Fun Story About Creatures Attacking People At A Bar In The Middle Of Nowhere. Unfortunately, The Same Cannot Be Said For The Sequel Which Was Directed By Clu Gulager's Son John (Who Directed The First As Well).

Piranha 3DD (2012)
Also Directed By John Gulager, Piranha 3DD Is The Sequel To The Decently Recieved 2010 Remake To Piranha, But Much Like Feast 2 and The Sequel To The Original Piranha, The Same Cannot Be Said For This Outing That's Biggest Marketing Point Was Big Boobs (The Double D In The Name). 

Poll closes on September 24 at 12 AM ET


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