It Is Time Once Again To Put Some Crap Into That Weakling's Stocking
This year I decided that we should celebrate 12 days of Christmas with 12 wintery inductions. Winner gets inducted.....you know the rest.
And We Thought We Were Done With Sharks In The Snow With Snow Shark, But Here Comes This Film.
Because The 2006 Black Christmas Remake Wasn't Bad Enough, We Have To Try Again With Worse Results.
What Would Happen If Global Warming Caused A Glacier To Melt And Reveal Red Goo That Transform Anything That Ingests It Into Horrible Monsters?
Boa (2002)
Dollar Store Superman Goes To New Alcatraz To Fight Giant Snakes
Hey.....There Are Repitilain Creatures In The Abandoned Silver Mines And The Winter Weather Makes It Really Hard To Escape.
Praying Mantises Are A Threat To Many Insects So Why Have Them Bigger So They Can Be A Threat To Mankind
All I Have To Say Is Shit Weasels And You Know Exactly What I Mean
Frostbiter (1995)
The Guitarist For The Stooges (Iggy Pop's Band) And Friends Fight The Evil Wendigo And Some Chili Demons. It's A Troma Release So You Know It Will Be Low Budget.
Ghostkeeper (1981)
Oh You Thought Americans Are The Only Ones To Fight A Wendigo? How About Some Canadiens Dealing With A Wendigo?
Well, There Is No More Jack Frost The Killer Snowman, But There Is A Jack Frost Snowman Who Is Just A Resurrected Michael Keaton Wanting To Spend Time With His Kid.
Killer Sasquatch Or Yetis In The Rocky Mountains, But Little Did They Know That The Second Buford Pussor Actor Would Also Be There.
Van Helsing (2004)
Lets Have Hugh Jackman And Kate Beckinsale Deal With Dracula, The Wolfman, And Frankenstein Altogether In A Winter European Town. Oh And Let's Have Some Terrible CGI As Well.
Poll ends November 27 at 12 AM ET
I'm glad Deadly Mantis is doing well, I love that film. But Blood Glacier got my vote for the dvd cover.
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