Saturday, September 19, 2020

Monster Crap October 2020 Poll: John Saxon Month


That was John Saxon back 10 years ago when I met him at Monster Mania. He was a really nice guy and had no problem getting this picture with me as I was just about to leave the hotel and head home. I promised myself that next time I see him, I would get his autograph. Sadly, that day never came and now he has sadly passed away. 2020 has been a hell of a year thus far and this death of a guy who was really nice along with being a great actor who was in many cult films really depressed me, even though he did live 83 years. So because of all of this, I have decided to give one of his films a honorary Monster Crap induction here and lo and behold, I have 14 to choose from. 

Here are the choices. 


Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
You Can Definitely Count On Roger Corman To Make A Rip Off Of A Hit Film And In This Case, It Is The Star Wars Phenomenon That Was 3 Years Before. Oh And It Just So Happened To Come Out The Same Year As Empire Strikes Back Because Of Course, It Did. 

Beyond Evil (1980)
John Saxon & Lynda Day George Have To Deal With Demon Possession In A Historic Colonial Mansion In The Philippines.

Blood Beach (1980)
There Is A Creature Under The Sand That Is Eating People And The Cops Led By John Saxon Have To Find Out About It And Then Stop It. This Film Also Starred David Huffman Who Sadly Would Not Have A Long Career Due To Being Murdered Five Years Later.

Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)
Atlanta Gets Overrun By Cannibals Infected By A Disease That Came To Us From Vietnam And Sadly, John Saxon Is One Of Them In This Italian Film That Tries To Was Released At The Same Time As Cannibal Holocaust

Hellmaster (1992)
John Saxon Is Turning Unknowing College Students Into Monstrous Killers With A Drug Called The Nietzsche Drug And Three People Must Stop Him And His Zombie-Like Army.

Lancelot: Guardian Of Time (1997)
The Beastmaster As Lancelot Is Sent Back In Time To Stop An Evil John Saxon & His Minions From Killing King Arthur Before He His King And Accidentally Get Sent To Modern Times. Oh, You Know This Sounds Awful.

My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Susan Blakely Is A Bored Housewife Who Wants Some Fun In Her Life And Unfortunately Catches The Attractions Of John Saxon, Who Just So Happens To Be A Werewolf

Night Caller From Outer Space (aka Blood Beast From Outer Space) (1965)
An Alien From A Moon Of Jupiter Has Come To Earth And Wants To Use Women As Breeding Stock So It Is Up To John Saxon To Stop It. 

Planet Earth (1974)
John Saxon Is Part Of A Team That Tries To Restore Civilization And Peace To The World After A Nuclear War Devastated Earth Years Before. There Are Problems Like Mutants And Amazons Who Keep Men As Slaves. 

Prisoners Of The Lost Universe (1983)
Accidentally Warping To A Different Dimension, A Bunch Of Normal People Have To Deal With Crazy Shit In This Prehistoric Like World Like A Tribe Of Savage Cavemen And A Warlord Played By John Saxon Who Seems To Be A Bit Too Familiar With Technology From Our Dimension 

Queen Of Blood (1966)
John Saxon Takes On A Green Skinned Alien Vampire. Others In This Film Are Basil Rathbone And Dennis Hopper. 

The Bees (1978)
In This Mexican Horror Film Financed By Our Old Pal Roger Corman, John Saxon Takes On Killer Bees In A Film That Where The Studio Got Paid By Warner Bros. To Delay The Film So It Would Not Beat Their Terrible Killer Bee Film Called The Swarm To Release First.

Zombie Death House (1988)
John Saxon Gets Behind The Camera To Direct A Movie Where An Evil Federal Agent Uses A New Drug To Create An Army Of Unbeatable Warriors And He Is Also In Front Of The Camera As You Guessed It, A Villain. 

War Wolves (2009)
Veterans Of The Middle East Has To Deal With Werewolves Who Want One Of The Vets Back As He Was A Former Leader Of Their Pack. John Saxon And Tim Thomerson Are Also Hunting The Werewolves In This Straight To Syfy Film. 


Poll ends September 26 at 12 AM EST. 


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