Saturday, March 24, 2018

Monster Crap April Induction Poll assholes had to pick another Gamera film and Seth isn't suffering because of it. So since this is the last month I have for a while because that jerkoff Porno Pete has another summer to himself, I am making sure that we are not inducting another Gamera film this month. So here are the 10 choices you have. 

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

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Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

The Grudge 2 (2006)
What Began With One....Will End With Crap

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Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)
Proof That Just Because You Were Able To Cast The Brother Of The Actor Who Played The Last Bad Guy Doesn't Mean He Is Gonna Work Just As Well

Puppet Master (1989)
Crap Comes In All Sizes

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Meridian: Kiss of the Beast (1990)
Someone Decided It Was Okay To Be In Love With Your Monster Rapist. 

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Boy Eats Girl (2005)
When Voodoo Zombies And Biting Zomvies Are One In The Same....Stupid Hijinks Ensue

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Cursed (2005)
Cursed Like The Production Team Do To A Crap Ton Of Meddling By The Weinstein Brothers, Thank God They Are Bankrupt And Gone From Hollywood. 

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Darkness Falls (2003)
The Film Debut Of Bad Director Jonathan Liebesman....Only Good Thing I Can Say Is I Like The Song That Is Played Over And Over Again

Dracula 2000 (2000)
A Younger Leonidas As Dracula........Oh Dear God

Poll ends on March 31 at 12 AM

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