Saturday, October 22, 2016

Monster Crap November 2016 Induction Poll

Another month of dealing torture to that weakling Seth and like I said last time, Seth will be getting nominees that are continuations of past inductions from 51 to 100. They could be from before the inducted film happened or after the inducted film happened or hell, they could have just the name and nothing otherwise to do with it. And here are your choices for his poison.

Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009)
Tron Gets To See How We Got Ruled By Robots With Bad CGI

Halloween 5: The Revenge Of Michael Myers (1989)
A Hastily Rushed Sequel That Never Answered Questions From 4 And Left Us With More Questions

Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
My Least Favorite of the Original Paramount Friday The 13th Films As The Only Positive Is Kane Hodder And One Kill

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)
A Killer Snowman In A Tropical Island Would Sound Too Ridiculous To Not Be Fun, But Sadly It Is Not As Good As The First

Thankskilling 3 (2012)
Thankskilling 2 Is A Prop And The Enjoyability Of The Original Cast Dealing With A Killer Turkey Is Replaced By Puppets….Literally

Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
The Saga That Many Consider A Betrayal To Vampires Everywhere (And Werewolves) Has Another Chance For A Sequel To The Shitty New Moon To Get Inducted

Munchie (1992)
This Film Was Better Of Ripping Off Gremlins As It Is One Munchie Who Has The Voice of Dom Delouse And Is A Film That Only Little Kids Can Enjoy

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)
The Mega Shark Is Back And Besides Having To Fight A Dinosaur Like Croc, It Also Has To Contend With Steve Urkil….In The Navy

Ghoulies IV (1994)
You Thought Any Of The Other Ghoulies Films Were The Bottom Of The Barrel? This Film Doesn’t Even Have The Ghoulies. They Have Some Midgets In Suits, But They Aren't Ghoulies. 

Leprechaun In The Hood (2000)
Enjoy As Our Little Irish Monster Gets To Deal With The Ghetto Lingo And Oh, So Much Drugs…

Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (2014)
Proof That This Film Really Could Have Used A Kinda Name Actor Having Fun With Some Booze

Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
My Least Favorite Star Wars Film As George Lucas Gives Us The Worst Romance In Space

976-EVIL 2 (1991)
The Phone Number Is Barely In It And It Is Just Some Dude Who Is Killing People Because He Apparently Got Possessed….Before The Film Even Began!!!

Poll will close on October 29, 2016 at 12 AM

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