Saturday, September 14, 2013

Monster Crap October 2013 Special Induction Poll

Well, since I have mostly finished the September induction with my most hated movie of all time, Seed. So now we need to choose what will be the next induction for our special October inductions. This year, it is Roger Ebert Month where we will induct a movie that the late Roger Ebert hated (all of these movies got from 0 stars to 1 star. Also, I have seen all of these movies and you can believe me when I say they all belong in Monster Crap. But we will only get to select one so make your choice of 20 films. And here are the choices....
 A Nightmare On Elm Street  (2010)
Robert England Is Replaced By Jackie Earle Haley And Teens With Personality Are Replaced By Teens Who Have Zero Personality In What Is Considered One Of The Worst Remakes Of All time.
Bad Dreams (1988)
Sometimes Dreams Can Give Us Great Ideas, Sometimes They Can Give Terrible Ideas……Guess Which One This Is? (Hint: Bad Is In Its Title)
Battle: Los Angeles (2011)
Even For Those Who Are Not As Bothered By The Terrible Trick That Is Shaky Cam As Others, Even We Say This Movie Goes Overboard With It.
Beyond The Door (1974)
Beyond This Door Is One Of The Most Blatent Exorcist Rip-Offs Of All Time. Thanks, Italy!!
Cool World (1992)
Great Underground Animator Ralph Bakshi’s Attempt To Become Mainstream Gives Us This Atrocity That Tries To Be A Mature Version Of Who Framed Roger Rabbit & Fails Miserably

Doom (2005)
This Adaptation Of The Ground Breaking Violent First Person Shooter Game Is Destroyed By An Attempt To Change The Demons From Hell Into Mutated People
Flubber (1997)
Sometimes, Disney Decides To Remake Their Lesser-Known Films With Mostly Bad Results….Like This Film
Food of the Gods (1976)
Rats Are Legit Drowned To Give Us What Many Consider Bert I. Gordon’s Worst Film Ever.

 Ghost Dad (1990)
Bill Cosby Is One Of The Most Timeless Comedians Of All Time. Too Bad This Film Does Him Zero Favors
Highlander 2: The Quickening
There Probably Really Should Have Been Only One With This Film That Is The Film That Defines Bad Sequels.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
There Is A Damn Good Reason Why Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Needs The Sentai Footage From Japan Because If Not, You Get A CGI Mess.

Saturn 3 (1980)
You Will Believe That A Robot Wants To Make Love To Farrah Fawcett, Whose Boyfriend In This Film Is An Old Ass Kirk Douglas. Hmm………Probably Should Go With The Robot.
Slithis (1978)
It Is Funny That A Nuclear Leak Caused The Monster Of This Film Because This Film Caused Me To Have The Need To Take A Leak

Suburban Commando (1991)
For Everyone Who Wonders Why Hulk Hogan Is Still In Wrestling Way Past His Prime, Look No Further Than His Acting Career And This Movie
 The Last Airbender (2010)
This Movie Came Out The Same Week As Twilight: Eclipse And Yet This Was Given Worse Reviews, That Should Tell You The Horror Of This Cinematic Atrocity
The Manitou (1978)
Sadly, The Short Career Of William Girdler (Director Of Grizzly) Will Have His Last Film Remembered As This Boring Crap About A Fetus Being A Tumor

 Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
This Remake Of A William Castle Classic May Look Good, But Under All Of That Good Look Is A Dull Film With Atrocious Acting
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Watch Your Childhood Memories Get Completely Destroyed With Robot Balls, People Who More Or Less Are Mannequins, Racist Robots, & Mostly Interchangeable Robots

Virus (1999)
Space Lightning Causes Robots To Go Amuck And Yet Somehow This Movie Tries To Take That Seriously

Wild Wild West (1999)
Will Smith At This Time Was Box Office Gold, But This Movie Proved That Even An Actor Who Can Seem Invulnerable To Failure Can Fail With Bad Ideas, Which Even Will Smith Knows This Film Is Full Of

Poll ends September 21 at 12 AM

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