Saturday, March 23, 2013

Monster Crap April 2013 Induction Poll

Well, it seems that Seth is writing the induction to Leprechaun 2 so I have decided to let you, the readers vote for what that ingrate will induct in April. Now vote for the next induction because this will be the last one you will get to decide until the special October poll. The reason for that is, I'm planning on selecting five movies that will help me get my revenge on Seth for what he did during the Hellraiser: Bloodline induction. Here are your choices.
Bats (1999)
Is It Just Me Or Do These Bats Suck Feces Instead Of Blood

Spider Woman: Death’s Web (2005)
A Not Known Thai Horror Film That Should Have Never Been Made For Many Reasons

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

Demonic Toys (1992)
They Want To Possess Your Fetuses………..No, That’s What They Really Want

Decadent Evil (2005)
Evil That Should Not Even Exist

Loch Ness Terror (2008)
More Like Loch Ness Crap

Countdown: The Sky’s On Fire (1999)
Just As Fun As Stepping On A Burning Bag Of Crap

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993)
One of the Biggest Crimes To Stan Winston’s Memory Is This Abortion Of A Sequel To One Of His Only Directorial Films

Laserhawk (1997)
This Film’s Tagline Says “Today………It Continues”. Can It Not Continue……Please?

Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Quick, Burn This Film With Fire!!

Poll Closes on March 30, 12 AM EST

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