Friday, September 9, 2011

Monster Crap Oct. 2011 Special Induction Poll


Well, with the Gamera vs. Barugon induction scheduled, it is time to decide what I do next. With the next induction scheduled for October, its time to make this poll special. Last year, the topic was choosing which Roger Corman film to induct, this will be which of the films that were requested I do..........will I actually do for October. Throughout this year, I have asked for requests on what to do for October and have added those to long standing requests that I have had for longer. For reasons that vary, some of those requests did not reach the final cutting room floor, but there are 15 films that did make the cutting room floor and those will be our nominees.

Voting will close on Saturday, September 17 at 12 AM.

Here are the 15 nominees.

The Brain From Planet Arous (1957)
Unlike Evil Brain From Outer Space….This Brain Is Not A Letdown. But It Is Plagued By John Agar

Lake Placid 2 (2007)
It’s The Sequel To A Movie No One Asked A Sequel For & As Much As I Was Not A Fan Of The Original…….Nothing Can Prepare For This Crap

Zombie Nation (2004)
When Ulli Lomell Gives Us Zombies, You May Want To Be Brain Dead

Dracula 3000 (2004)
Dracula……………..IN SPACE!!!!!! Who The Hell Thought This Was A Good Idea.

Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance (2007)
Bloodrayne Faces A Vampire Billy The Kid While Uwe Boll Continues To Make Fans Of The Video Game “Squeal Like A Pig

The Phantom From 10,000 Leagues (1955)
A Creature From The Black Lagoon Rip-Off That Treats A Radioactive Rock Like The Early-WWF Undertaker Would Treat His Urn

Razortooth (2007)
Bullshit Abound With This Film About A Killer Eel Who Survive On Land & Don’t Mind Using The Ghoulies II Method Of Killing You Via Being In The Toilet

Rumpelstilskin (1995)
 After Viewing This Film, I Would Love To Meet The Guy Who Thought This Film Should Get Any Type Of Theatrical Release, Even If It Was Only For 56 Theaters

Arcade (1993)
If This Movie Is To Be Believed, The Developers Of Video Game s (And In Essence, Arcade Games) Are More Fucked Up That We Thought

The Halfway House (2004)
Even The Lovecraftian Creature Known As Cthulu Is Embarrassed To Be In This Movie

Mimic (1997)
Even Guillermo Del Toro Can Make A Bad Movie In This Movie About Mutant Bugs That Seem To Want To Be Human

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
A Film So Bad They Called Wes Craven In To Keep The Series Relevant

DNA (1997)
A Rip-Off Of Predator That I Remember Seeing As A Kid & Being Pissed Off Then…..Watching It Now, It’s Even Worse

Critters 4 (1992)
We’ve Enjoyed Critters 2, We’ve Cringed At Critters 3, But We Haven’t Seen Anything Yet With The Crap That Happens When We Have Critters…………..IN SPACE!!!!

Shakma (1990)
Viewers Of This Film May Feel Like Monkeys’ Uncles.

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