Friday, August 12, 2011

Monster Crap September Induction Poll

NOTE: For some unknown reason, Blogspot will not allow me to have a poll with more than four answers so instead of just having four choices (their "add an answer" option does not work for this site), I am still keeping the choices.......however, the only way you can vote on this one is to reply to this post. I have emailed Blogspot about my issue and they have not responded in the necessary time so this is my only option.

I by replying only to this post.

Well, the Phantom Menace induction has been written so now before it gets posted, I would like to figure out what I will do for my next induction. So here are the choices you have:

Alien vs. Hunter (2007)
Asylum Rips Off A Crappy Movie & Makes It Even Crappier

Skeleton Man (2004)
Some Myths Should Never Be Made Into Films

Monster High (1989)
An Alien Named Mr. Armageddon Has A Basketball That Could Destroy The World……..What More Do You Need

Mega Pirahna (2010)
And We Get The Other 80s Teen Pop Sensation Starring In This Asylum Version of Piranha.
The Fog (2005)
Well Known For Being One Of The Worst Remakes Of All Time And For Good Reason
Teenage Caveman (2002)
Worst Remake Of A Roger Corman Film…………..Ever
Bats (1999)
Is It Just Me Or Do These Bats Suck Feces Instead Of Blood

War of the Worlds
To Coincide With The Spielberg Borefest, Asylum Released Its Own Version Of This H.G. Wells Epic, Starring Soul Man
Chupacabra Terror (2005)
This Film Can Go Suck A Goat’s Nuts
Gamera vs. Barugon (1966)
It’s Been A While Since Gamera Has Been On Monster Crap. Now He Comes Nominated When He Faces A Monster Who Can Shoot Killer Rainbows With Its Back & Has A Long Ass Tongue.
Voting will end August 20 at 12:00 AM


  1. I'm gonna vote for Gamera vs. Barugon because how can I not vote for a monster that is basically a killer care lizard.

  2. I'm going with Chupacabra Terror. That really does sound bad.

  3. War of the Worlds

  4. Gamera vs. Barugon