I'm Not Mad......I'm Disappointed.
Although there have been a few moments of Seth ranting about the film, it seems to not be as painful for him to induct as the Planet Of The Apes remake. Guys, I need to make that pipsqueak's life a nightmare with the last induction before he gets to choose what he inducts from May till September. So I'm going to ask out of these 10 choices, give him something painful.
The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got.
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine.
An Extremely Bad TV Movie With A Lot Of Walking With People We Dont Care About And Maybe There Is A Mumified Corpse Of A Bigfoot That Comes To Life.
Hitler Gets A New Robotic Body In A TV Movie That Somehow Is Longer Than The Theatrical Movie It Is Also Made From
Some Guy Decided To Re-Edit A 1927 Silent Serial As Well As Add New Footage Into A Movie About Wanting To Find A Rare Albino Gorilla, Which Is Now Public Domain By The Way
War Of The Robots (1978)
The Italians Loved Making Films That Ripped Off Star Wars And This Is One Of Them With Human Androids From An Alien Civilization Being The Bad Guys.
Killer Demonic Pilgrims Reside In A Haunted Piano. Unfortunately, This Film Is Not As Interesting As It Sounds As It Is From The Guy Who Did Monster A Go-Go.
An Evil Scientist (Played By A Future Batwoman In "The Wild World Of Batwoman") Funded By "The East" Tries To Turn Teenagers Into Zombie Slaves In A Genre That Felt The Need To Have Teenagers Be Very Important (So Important That "Teenage" Is In The Title.
A Mummy Attacks Passengers On A Luxury Cruise Liner In A Search To Get The Reincarnated Version Of His Old Love And Any Question Afterwards Will Never Be Answered.
Brian Glazer's Uncle Directs A Roger Corman Film Where A Dead Astronaut Gets Infected By Alien Viruses And Starts Killing People. Do I Really Need To See Much More?
Poll ends March 28 at 12 AM
