Saturday, January 24, 2026

Monster Crap February 2025 Induction Poll

I'm Back. Despite All Of Seth's Best Efforts, I Am Still Going To Torture His Ass With Movies Before He Gets His Summer Reprieve Since He Won Some Stupid Pick'Em Thing. So While He Is Clearing Show From A Blizzard As Well As Inducting That Terrible Snow White Remake, I Will Be Giving You All A Poll Of Ten Movies On Which Movie You Want Him To Induct In February. Here Are The Choices. 

An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.

The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got. 

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine. 

From Within (2008)
Sure Curses Are All Fun And Games Until You Catch A Bit Of The Death And You Have To Deal With Psychotic Religious Assholes Who Think They Can Take The Law Into Their Own Fans. Oh And Rumer Willis Is In This Film As Well. 

Planet Of The Apes (2001)
This Was A Much Hyped Remake To The Planet Of The Apes Film Directed By Tim Burton And The Bastards Blew It Up So Bad That They Would Have To Wait Ten More Years Before They Could Get A Successful Planet Of The Apes Reboot. 

Curse Of Bigfoot (1975)
An Extremely Bad TV Movie With A Lot Of Walking With People We Dont Care About And Maybe There Is A Mumified Corpse Of A Bigfoot That Comes To Life. 

Night Fright (1967)
John Agar Has To Deal With Killer Animals Mutated With Radiation

They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Hitler Gets A New Robotic Body In A TV Movie That Somehow Is Longer Than The Theatrical Movie It Is Also Made From

Oasis Of The Zombies (1982)
Jess Franco Returns To Monster Crap As Fortune Seekers In The Desert Have To Deal With Nazi Zombies

Hercules Against The Moon Men (1964)
Hercules Or Maciste, Has To Deal With A Queen Who Wants To Conquer The World And The Moon Men Who She Has Made A Child Sacrificing Deal With

Poll closes on January 31 at 12 AM

Thursday, January 22, 2026

RIP Mark Jones

1953 - 2026

It is sad that Monster Crap finds out that director Mark Jones has passed away at the age of 72. He is known for directing the film that we all hear at Monster Crap remember him for. 

Yep....He Directed The First Leprechaun Film. 

He will be missed. 

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

My Bottom 25 Worst Movies Of 2025

I may have said 2025 was a great year for movies, but like always....there are some stinkers. Now remember that I did not see every horrible movie because I dont always look for a terrible movie so movies like Hurry Up Tomorrow, Five Nights At Freddys 2, Regretting You, The Strangers: Chapter 2, Bride Hard, Run, and Playdate are not on this list. 

Now time for the dishonorable mentions and considering people liked one of these movies, I may get some backlash for it. 

Bullet Train Explosion

Dangerous Animals

Demon City

Last Breath

Troll 2

Well, now let's get to the actual list and if you liked any of these films, this is my list so get over it. 

25. Relay
In my quest to see all the mystery movies, I watched this one at home (I didnt see it in the theaters because I had a doctor's appointment in Chapel Hill the next day) and I wish I didnt have the curiosity to see this one. In a movie about a guy using the Relay service (used for deaf people) to protect whistleblowers, the acting in this film is pretty lifeless and the plot completely was a clusterfuck. There is a twist in this movie that makes no damn sense and that is the only way this movie stays out of being a boring hour and 52 minute film that forgets that thrillers are supposed to be thrilling. Probably the worst of these Mystery Movie showings. 

24. The Electric State
If you are wondering why The Russo Brothers are returning to make Marvel movies after trying to branch off after Avengers: Endgame, it is because their non-Marvel Movies have been complete crap. In a needlessly more than 2 hour movie that takes place in an alternate 1990s, Millie Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt try to protect exiled robots and find Millie's brother with Stanley Tucci playing the villain. So many good actors are wasted in a movie that tries to have a message in treating people like lower class citizens and the dangers of letting AI do your jobs for you, but it falls flat when you are just checking how long the movie has left. 

23. Love Hurts
Man, I really wanted to like this movie about a real estate agent who gets attacked because he also may be a retired assassin. Ke Huy Quan and Ariana DeBose (who also have Oscars for Best Supporting Actor and Actress) have zero chemistry as the supposed couple and they both may need to fire their agents as they have been in nothing good since those films they won Oscars in. The only good character in this whole movie is The Raven aka Roger, who is an assassin who likes poetry. Also terrible in this film is Marshawn Lynch, who probably should stay in the world of football because he just looks ridiculous when he tries to act. 

22. Him
Speaking of films I was looking forward to but completely shitting the bed, here is the movie called Him. Let's get the good out of the way first, Marlon Wayans is fantastic as star QB who is trying to mentor the potential future star QB in with his unorthodox and dangerous methods of making him achieve success. The real problems are a film that tries and fails to be an art film when it did not need to as well as the leading actor who may have been better in the also horrible insulting reboot I Know What You Did Last Summer (which didnt make the list). And the worst part is buried in there could be a good film about the horrors of trying to succeed in professional football. 

21. Until Dawn
Until Dawn the video game is a fun video game where you are kind of making a horror movie and your decisions for these characters along with what you do with quick time events decides which of our cast of characters lives or dies. Until Dawn the movie is a generic and uninspired horror movie that completely changes the plot of the game into being stuck in a house and having Groundhog Day rules (how freaking unoriginal at this point) to stay alive or you die in 13 days. None of the main actors in this movie make it worth your time to watch and Peter Stormare tries to make it work as the psychiatrist, but they change so much of his character that he becomes a twist villain for some unknown reason. 

20. Flight Risk
A film directed by Mel Gibson and starring Mark Wahlberg and advertised as Mark Wahlberg as a pilot dealing with assassins while piloting a small plane. That was not the film we got and instead we got one assassin with a bald spot who tries to kill a potential FBI witness on a plane. That assassin is actually Mark Wahlberg and Michelle Dockery is actually the person fighting on the plane to protect the FBI witness. May have been false advertising there, but the movie could still be interesting. Then you remember this is a hour and 31 minute movie with most of it on a plane with only one guy trying to kill the witness on this tiny plane and interest goes "bye bye" rather quickly. Ultimately a poorly paced movie with terrible acting and just stupid action scenes. 

19. The Alto Knights
This was a Robert De Niro passion project that was teased to be made since the 1970s. In it, Robert De Niro has two roles as two mob bosses (who are not related to each other in any way) and that is only the tiniest problem with this movie based on real life events. The biggest problem is that this movie is over two hours and oh boy, does it feel like it goes on for like four hours. The pacing of this film is terrible with so much talking and very little action. The only thing that this movie has is it was released on a terrible weekend and the two other movies it competed with are worse for me. Warner Bros. was the studio that made this movie and as you all now know, Warner Bros. Discovery is now being sold. With shit like this, it's not surprising. 

18. The Woman In The Yard
This was a movie I almost considered putting in the GINO Award poll, but much like this movie....I forgot and only remembered it when I was looking at my list. You can see why I forgot as this movie for the most part is completely forgettable other than the fact that this somehow made a one hour and 26 minute movie seem like it was going on forever. It's about a woman who lost her husband from a crash she was also injured in and is now stuck dealing with two kids on her own when all of a sudden, a mysterious woman in black just sits in her yard doing nothing. The main character wants this woman out of the yard and the woman says she will be killing the kids. You may think that could be interesting, but trust me.....it definitely is not as this woman just does supernatural shit while sitting down so yes, we are dealing with the laziest witch out there. Then this also has a twist which would is played out so many times that you just go "blah" when it comes up. 

17. Den Of Thieves 2: Pantera
I actually saw the first Den Of Thieves movie and it was just a meh film with a good ending twist. Den Of Thieves 2: Pantera decides to continue the story and it is a slog to get through (at nearly two and a half hours) with no good twist to save it. Gerard Butler and O'Shea Jackson Jr. try their best in this film, but it does not save the over two hour film with not much action from being just too boring. I actually had to do two sittings to get through this movie at home so I can only imagine how pissed off I would be if I actually saw this movie in the theater. But sadly, they are making a third film because this film made enough money to warrant it it. We really are getting to a point where a lot of these two hour movies can be cut a lot and it would be a more enjoyable time, which sucks because then we are going to hacked to pieces movies that will suck because they arent longer. 

16. The Gorge
Another long ass movie that also had stupid ass demon monsters in this gorge. The only reason this was not on the GINO list was because it was an Apple TV+ exclusive so I think even the people at Skydance knew the piece of garbage they had with this. Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy play two guards of a gorge who fall in love although they are on opposite sides of the gorge. Normally these two could do decent work, but they seem to have no chemistry in this film and I blame the direction for this (heck, both actors knew stuff in the film wouldnt work for them, but they were overruled by the director who should know better as he has made better movies). This was a script that was on the Black List of good scripts for movies that can't be filmed and this one may have needed to stay not filmed. 

15. Popeye The Slayer Man
In 2025, Popeye went into the public domain and of course, there was going to be a horror movie with Popeye being the killer. You may be wondering why I saw only this one and not one of the other two and that's because some asked me to see it. So I saw it at the first chance I could get and while this is not as bad as the first Winnie The Pooh: Blood & Honey, it is not as enjoyably bad as the second Winnie The Pooh: Blood & Honey. Everyone in this cast is completely unlikable, but at least the kills were kind of interesting and the idea of Popeye having his strength because of mutated spinach was different enough to be okay. Thankfully, it seems from others that the only Popeye horror movie I've seen was the least bad of the three so maybe I should consider myself luck. 

14. Abraham's Boys: A Dracula Story
This one is very weird in it's messaging as it is after the events of Dracula in an alternative universe, but in this movie it more focuses on there not being vampires and Abraham thinking there are vampires when there isnt, despite the fact that events of Dracula did happen so yes, vampires do exist. In this movie, Abraham Van Helsing and Mina Harker get married (I guess John Harker fucked off somewhere) and had two kids in the American west. Mina dies and some people come to town to try to build a railroad and Van Helsing seems to be against this because of vampires while his kids doubt him, with this film seems to side with the kids. It's a mess of a movie and another movie that is too boring because there are no vampires despite the film basically saying there are vampires because well, its a Dracula film....even though it was after the events of Dracula. God, this movie makes my head spin. 

13. Grafted
Most times, body horror can be really done, but it can be messed up and unfortunately, Grafted is one of those body horror films that fails. Yes, I know this film was released in New Zealand in 2024, but it was released in the US in 2025. Basically, it is about a girl with a genetic birth defect on their face and neck who has to move in with her aunt after her father tried to experiment with some skin grafting on himself to fix the defect, but it backfires and he dies. Her aunt has a daughter who freaking hates our main character and she is pretty so she has a boyfriend that the main character is attracted to. She eventually finds her dad's notes and is able to make the graft while being able to fix the flaw that killed her father. She of course uses the graft for selfish purposes, kills her cousin and is able to use the graft to make herself look like her cousin. But of course a new flaw forms and shit happens. This movie has great effects, but that it is the only thing this film has so ultimately it feels like a waste. I wanted to like this, but that did not happen.

12. The Elixir
It's been a while since one of these Indonesian horror films made one of these lists, but we get one thanks to Netflix releasing the Elixer in the US. It's a generic infected zombie and sadly unlike most zombie movies, this is a zombie movie that seems that it may trod into something interesting before turning around and saying, "we're doing something else". Large family has to deal with zombies? Wrong....most of them die. Rain maybe killing these zombies (which would be unique and explain how this would be something that wouldnt be believed by most people)? Nope.....it only just momentarily stops them. Zombies laying siege to a tiny police outpost? No....that ultimately is destroyed and overrun. This movie was so frustrating to watch and just pisses me off with the ways this movie could have been better if they went with an idea and not go away from it as quickly as possible so it could extend the runtime. 

11. Dark Match
Hey, I like pro wrestling and I definitely like horror movies so this should be a match made in heaven for me. Sadly, it was a match made in hell as other than Chris Jericho and Steven Ogg (who I hear is completely nuts in real life), this cast is not that good in any way. We have wrestlers in death matches for a cult in some hopes of raising the devil or making wrestling snuff films for rich clients (this movie can't decide). I sadly watched this film twice (with the second one being on The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs) and it did not get better the second time around. This actually almost made the Top 10 worst of 2025, but some last month watching took this out because there were worse than this. But the worst part of this film is it has a cool twist that could make things interesting with a final battle.....and the movie then ends before we even get that final battle. I really hate having a bad movie that maybe could be saved by a twist final battle, but the movie ends before it happens. 

10. Tron: Ares
I am not a big fan of the Tron series although I can see the great ahead of their times special effects they bring to the forefront as well as the awesome music they always have. Well, they are both here again and the trailers with the idea of the world of Tron coming to the real world to cause havoc was exciting, but what brought everyone to a pause in wanting to see this movie is when you find out box office poison and overall creep Jared Leto was starring in this movie. He once again brings his lack of acting that we are used to seeing which only means he didnt even care about this film and adding to the crapiness is the worst acting I have ever seen from both Evan Peters and Greta Lee (who are much better actors).  Ultimately, Tron: Ares is a boring experience and a definite show of how terrible Disney would be in 2025. 

9. A Minecraft Movie
Video game movies have come a long way from being the unmitigated trash they used to be, but like Until Dawn this year and Borderlands last year, they dont have a perfect hitting record when it comes to the big screen and nothing justifies that bad reputation that video game movies get than A Minecraft Movie. A hit movie even before it was released, A Minecraft Movie does only the bare basics of movie making and then fills the rest of it up with terrible jokes (many of which have become the most annoying of memes), extremely bad acting, and a horrible story. The level of cringe in this movie gave me a damn headache and I hope to never see this movie again. I swear if you make one of those stupid jokes from this movie, I may give you an expletive in my response. 

8. Smurfs
Dammit, Hollywood......stop making movies with the Smurfs because you have shown so many times that you cannot do it correctly. This time, we add new crap about more wizards, Gargamel having an eviler brother, and a magic book with all of them being completely unnecessary to the world of the Smurfs. We also once again have live action scenes, as if the Smurfs did not learn anything from two previous Smurfs movies with Neil Patrick Harris and Hank Azaria. As far as the Smurfs are concerned, they are voiced by some really bad voice acting led by unfunny guy James Corden (he only worked once as Peter Rabbit and nothing else) and Rihanna (who hasnt had a good acting role yet but because she is a big time singer, she still gets acting gigs). But this movie will do the meme of replacing a naughty word by saying Smurf instead so much that it leaves you shaking your head. 

7. The Parenting
How the hell do you waste a movie with Brian Cox, Edie Falco, Dean Norris, Lisa Kudrow, and Parker Posey? Well, make it a very disgusting toilet humor and insulting gay jokes movie and add some horrible haunted house story in all of it. A gay couple invites both their parents to a house they rented for summer to announce that they are getting married, but that never comes out because of course, the house is haunted. While watching AEW Dynamite, you were plagued by Max trying to sale you on this movie with multiple trailers that look bad, so of course I had to see how bad it was and it was worse than the trailers made you believe. Not once did I laugh at this supposed horror comedy and more times than once did I feel sick with what I was watching. 

6. Ash
Hey, you remember when I said the only saving grace of The Alto Knights was there were two movies worse than it that were released to theaters that same weekend? Well, this is one of those two, but not the worst of the three. A poster that makes the movie look like we are dealing with John Carpenter's The Thing, but instead we have to follow one woman in a lone space ship with occasional appearances from Aaron Paul and confusing shit about how she became the only member left on this ship. Yeah, there are aliens (kind of) and there are CG effects that arent good, but for most of this you have to deal with a very boring slow pace of a movie with a main character that sadly is bland. 

5. Snow White
And this was the worst in my opinion of the three movies that were released on that one crappy weekend. Disney continues it's terrible trend of trying to remake their hit animated films into live action trash. Now first, I wish to say that Rachel Zegler is fine as Snow White and I don't care for all the racist shit about her being cast as Snow White, although he ways of promoting this film were like how the four stars promoted 2016's Ghostbusters so she should have not been surprised when this film bombed because you don't do that. However, this movie didn't even have a chance with a bad script that changes so much from the Snow White tale, the whole Seven Dwarfs nightmare casting that ultimately led us to having CGI abominations being them, and the shit acting and singing of one Gal Gadot as the Evil Queen. Disney, you deserve the terrible 2025 you got with this shit and until you get your act together, I hope you keep having terrible box office numbers. 

4. Peter Pan: Neverland Nightmare
The Poohniverse (now known as the Twisted Childhood Universe) gives us a new horror version of Peter Pan that makes me want to go back to the world of Winnie The Pooh: Blood & Honey 2 (still keep me far away from the first film). In this film, a guy named Peter Pan is taking kids away and maybe killing them so they can "go to Neverland". Also in this movie, we get shitty versions of Wendy Darling, Tinkerbell, and Captain Hook. Oh there is also a version of Tiger Lily, but Tiger Lily gets obviously killed in a wasted role that makes you completely numb to what happens. This movie really once again tries to play fast and loose with the Peter Pan story to the point that it makes you beg not to see a continuation of this Peter Pan story, but you already know that it is in vain because this evil Peter Pan will be teaming with Pooh soon in that Poohniverse film that is coming out. 

3. Clone Cops
This was my original Worst Movie of 2025 as its a film with an interesting contest of cops that are clones being on a game show where they kill criminals. This movie isn't funny in any way and it feels really painful the longer I watched it. The twists are ridiculously stupid and nonsensical as they really want you to feel bad for the so called criminals. This movie made cheap makes me realize that sometimes even the cheap movies can make something truly horrendous and no amount of trying your hardest can change that fact. 

2. In The Lost Lands
I knew this movie was going to be crap as soon as I saw Paul W.S. Anderson's name on the film and it having Milla Jovovich in a big hero role. This movie continues the tradition of if a big movie has Milla Jovavich in it, it is going to bomb in many ways. Even the acting of Dave Bautista and ideas from George R.R. Martin can't save us from a boring Sci-Fi Western retread that is way too long for its own good. This movie is also so very drab and lifeless with its color that you just feel depressed about the time you wasted watching this film. This was also the most pissed off I felt after watching a movie in 2025 and the only reason it is not #1 is because it was technically better made and better acted. 

1. War Of The Worlds
Now I do not like making the obvious worst movie of 2025 the #1 Worst Movie on my list, but after you see it, there really could not be anything else. This movie was made for the worst reasons as a test to see if they can make epic movies that you won't want to miss in theaters for the cheapest amount possible. It also has horrible acting from everyone who were obviously filmed when they were stuck on lockdown during the pandemic of 2020 (more so Ice Cube who never really leaves his house and reads dialogue from an obvious script). The effects of the aliens are some of the worst out there and may make even the folks at The Asylum laugh their asses off with how bad they are. Add political shit about data and being a rebel against the government along with Amazon really saving the day from aliens and you have a piece of trash that will be considered one of the worst movies of all time for years to come. H.G. Wells would would be rolling in his grave if he knew that his great novel was used to adapt this piece of shit.

So that is my worst of the year and I guess it is time for me to reveal the first film to be inducted in 2026, which is the film you all voted for the worst of 2025. Now for a long time, a different film was winning and I was shrugging my shoulders with that film, but a day and a half before the poll closed, another film took the top spot and kept it. That film of course was one of the worst films I saw in 2025 and a film that I may hate inducting because it sucks, but it is one that makes more sense. 

Prepare For Plenty Of Shit To Be Unloaded Upon, Disney


Saturday, January 10, 2026

My Top 30 Favorite Movies of 2025

While 2025 may have been a crap year in many ways, one of the good things that came out of the year was a bunch of good movies came out this year. So many movies came out this year that this year, it was tough to bring it down to 25 so I added 5 more and I am also adding 10 honorable mentions because 5 is not enough. Now before we begin I can tell you that a few films I have heard great things about, but I did not find them that great like One Battle After Another, Black Bag (which I hated), Bring Her Back, and The Toxic Avenger remake. I also have not seen some movies like Marty Supreme, Zootropolis 2, Hamnet, and The Ballad Of Wallis Island. Sorry, I've only seen 140 films (including those that were Regal Cinemas Mystery Movies) this year and some of your favs fell through the cracks. 

Without further ado, here are the 10 honorable mentions by alphabetical order.  

Christy

Dog Man

Fackham Hall

Marshmallow

Paddington In Peru

Rental Family

Sketch

Song Sung Blue

Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere

The Day The Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

Now for the My Top 30 Favorite Movies of 2025. Remember again, that a 2025 film to me is a film that was released to actual theaters (even in a limited showing) in 2025 so if you see a 2024 movies or before that, those films were film festival showings or released earlier in other countries. 

30. I'm Still Here
The reason I needed to immediately say that is because a few films released earlier to film festivals and other countries made the Top 30 and we start off with one of the film that won Best International Film at the Oscars. This film (based on a true story) about a mom who has to deal with the fact her husband was disappeared by the Brazillian tyrannical government in 1971. She tries to find answers for what happened to her husband along with trying to raise her kids with help from fellow family members and live a normal life. It's tragic and shows that while the people responsible for the horrible things were never prosecuted or faced justice, those perpetrators of horrible things will face justice in the form of history looking back at them with disdain. 

29. Predator: Killer Of Killers
Predator fans were eating really good in 2025 as we had two Predator films that came out in 2025. The lower ranked one in my eyes (which came out on Hulu), is an anthology that shows Predators attacking people in different timelines like an attack on Vikings, an attack on samurai and ninjas, an attack on World War 2 fighter planes, and a final showdown with all of the human survivors and more Predators. This film shows Predators with different tech and ways of hunting (including jet fighters vs a spaceship) facing off with killers in battles that were bloody and fun to watch. The animation was also great even if they were almost the same animation as the Spiderverse films which I am not the biggest fan of. 

28. Chainsaw Man - The Movie: Reze Arc
Yeah, animation was good, but not as great as many years in the past with only two making the Top 10 and only 5 making this list overall. This one is an entire movie that fills an entire arc from a manga for the anime adaptation. In this movie, our pathetic hero Denji (who has Chainsaw demon powers) falls in love with a lovely woman named Reze (while also trying to save himself for Makima) and Reze turns out to be evil with Bomb demon powers. Explosions galore, a great cast, and a film making you pity the villain makes this an enjoyable film. I'm going to guess the anime show will repeat this arc for the TV show and much like DragonBall Super doing Battle Of Gods arc and Demon Slayer doing the Mugen Train arc, they will be not as great as the movie versions. 

27. The Naked Gun
Oh dear god this movie could have been so terrible and with some trailers, it looked like it was going to suffer the same fate of many other comedy remakes or reboots in being not funny and painful. However, The Naked Gun reboot decided to be insanely funny with its many gags. Liam Neeson (much like Leslie Nielsen) plays the insane things happening around him completely straight which is great and is also helped by a good supporting cast like Pamela Anderson and Paul Walter Hauser. Many of these reboots like Ghostbusters 2016 try to ignore or even denigrate the past films and then are shocked to find out it always goes bad as fans of the originals get upset at the denigration and the new viewers who had not seen those older films won't get it. I'd definitely recommend this film for a good laugh. 

26. Together
Horror was also great this year and the first film for me to bring up is a film that brings together the almost always effect genre of body horror. This film, which sees a couple who recently got married (but are dealing with the hardships of seeing each other everyday) coming into contact with a disease that is forcing their bodies to join together. Both Dave Franco and Alison Brie play their roles greatly and you mostly cringe when they are fused together and fight to separate as you can imagine the pain in what is happening.  Always be careful about what you put into your body because something horrifying and mostly unseen by the naked eye could be hiding in what you inject, eat, or in this case, drink. 

25. F1
Racing movies almost seem like a great idea for a fun and thrilling time, but they mostly don't completely hit the mark. Thankfully, F1 is not that type of film that misses the mark as it goes into everything that goes on in the world of Formula One with a fictitious team where its owner needs to call out of obscurity a veteran race car driver to help elevate his younger driver who is too impulsive in races. The world of trying to drive as a team vs. driving as individuals, all the while knowing that other teams could try and steal your guys after the end of the year, is done masterfully. If you want to know more about Formula One, you can always watch the great Netflix docuseries Drive To Survive. 

24. Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba - The Movie: Infinity Castle 
Entering the world of anime continues as the first part of a planned trilogy of movies to finish an anime hit in Demon Slayer. The Demon Slayers and Hashira are forced into the evil Infinity Castle in hopes of finally killing the leader of all demons Muzan Kibutsuji. Along the way, they meet other high ranked demons and some good guys and some good guys live. I was kind of very disappointed that one of the Hashira died real early in the film, but I'm not surprised as I'm sure she died early on in the Manga this is based off of. The combination of 2D and 3D animation works really well to give you an enjoyable experiences and once again with animes, you are shown that even the villains are just people who had bad things happen to then and just make one wrong choice to turn evil. Can't wait for Part 2 and Part 3. 

23. The Penguin Lessons
Once again based on a true story with much like I'm Still Here, an evil dictatorship takes over. But unlike I'm Still Here, that is mostly just in the background as our main story deals with a jaded teacher named Tom Michell arriving in Argentina to teach English to the students of an elite boys school,  rescues a penguin from an oil spill that killed most of his colony during a vacation, and because that penguin refuses to leave his side, he takes the penguin with him to be a pet. The film is very emotional and makes us care for a penguin. Also, this was one where after watching the movie, I immediately bought the audiobook on Audible and listened to it during my procedure to get rid of some Hidradenitis Suppurativa tunnels (you'd know what that is if you have it or know someone who has it).

22. Final Destination Bloodlines
The Final Destination franchise came back and it came back with a bang. This is definitely my second favorite film in the franchise (only behind the first). Basically, Death is now coming after the family descendants of someone who cheated death years ago and had kids and grandkids. My only complaint is the lead is not great, but the tattooed and pierced guy more than made up for it as he was funny and just a joy to watch with his antics (although he does die). The deaths are ridiculous yet awesome (my favorite being what happens with the MRI) and it was also a farewell to Tony Todd, as it was his last film before dying of cancer in 2024 (if you watch the film, you can tell the cancer is killing him and this was a perfect way for him to say goodbye to all his fans). With this one being a massive hit, I'm sure we will see more Final Destination films, which I am okay with......as long as they are nothing like The Final Destination (aka Final Destination 4). 

21. The Friend
Yep....we have more movies dealing with someone and that person having an animal companion. In this case, Naomi Watts is taking care of a dog formerly owned by her best friend and mentor (who killed himself) and dealing with the grief of that. It is beautifully acted by both Naomi Watts and Bill Murray as well as you seeing what it is like to deal with a Great Dane as a pet (hint: it is not easy because they are big ass dogs). It also is helped by a great supporting cast like Carla Gugino, Constance Wu, Ann Dowd, Owen Teague, and Josh Pais. 

20. Caramelo
And another movie with a guy and a four legged friend. However, unlike the others where it is just how they deal with each other, this one has that too....but a bigger concern is the fact that the dog owner is diagnosed with a freaking brain tumor. So we are not only worried about the pet and the bad things that happen to it, we also have to add to the worry of the human who takes in this street dog. Many of you may not have heard of this film and that is because it is a Brazilian film that is on Netflix. Many times in this movie, I was an emotional wreck and it wasn't just because of the dog and the owner. This is definitely a film I would recommend watching, just have some tissues nearby. 

19. Fantastic Four: First Steps
Finally, we got a good Fantastic Four movie after all the crap we've gotten in the past. Everyone does a fine job at their roles and the 50s alternate universe aesthetic is great. There was a point that I was almost taken out of this movie with the whole not willing to sacrifice their baby to save the world, but Susan Storm gives a very good explanation and explains that it doesnt mean they are going to let the world die too. Julia Garner for the most part had a great 2025 (with one big exception of Wolf Man) and she is great in this film as The Silver Surfer (I'm ignoring all the assholes who are upset that Silver Surfer isnt a guy). Galactus probably could be a bigger baddie for a bigger movie, but he was fine here and probably should be a bigger threat later on. 

18. Good Boy
Okay, it is the last movie with a dog playing a major part in the movie. However, this time it is a horror movie from the dog's point of view (for most of the film, we dont even see the human's face). You get to be very scared for a dog as he gets a lot of supernatural horrors as the house his owner (who is also very sick and dying) has now moved to with him is haunted. The dog is definitely a good boy and it is even better to know that the dog was actually the director's dog and he is not a trained dog. All the tricks used to make this film (it took 4 years and $70,000 to make) are pure genius and let's be honest, sometimes you got to give an indie project the respect it deserves. 

17. Eden
Okay.....time for me to explain because most critics were not a fan of this film. Ron Howard directs an amazing cast as there are 3 different parties who want to live their lives on this barren island in the 1930s away from civilization. Each has different objectives and ultimately those plans cross paths, causing all hell to break loose. Yes, there are definitely some things that I can say were terrible about this film, but I guess this movie caught me at the right time and I had a good time watching it in a theater as a Regal Mystery Movie. And for most of the movie, I didnt even know what movie I was watching because I must have missed the title and had no word on this movie even existing. 

16. Eternity 
I want people to realize how much romantic comedies are not my cup of tea so when I say one is really good and is actually on my favorites list, it must be really good. Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen, and Callum Turner all deliver great performances that also has a different perspective on what the afterlife is. The choices all the characters make mostly make sense and is helped by great side characters played by John Early, Da'Vine Joy Randolph, and Olga Merediz. If this is what happens after you die, it wouldnt be too bad although certain real life assholes not having consequences for their actions in the afterlife may be a uneasy pill to swallow. 

15. Companion
Man, I really thought this movie would be in my Top 5 or at least in my Top 10 which should tell you how much I enjoyed this year. Sophie Hatcher plays a girl who goes out on a vacation with her boyfriend (played by Jack Quaid) as well as another couple (who are gay)....and things go off the rails because nothing is as it seems, because at least someone is a companion android. If I tell you any more about this movie, it will include spoilers (although the android could be a spoiler too, but even the promotional materials tell you that) so I will stop here and say Watch This Movie. 

14. The Life Of Chuck
Like Eden and Eternity, this was also a Regal Mystery Movie. However unlike Eden, I had at least heard this was being made, but never seen a trailer to it. Everyone in this adaptation of a Stephen King novella does a great job and at times I may have been confused by what was going on, it was so engaging that I could not take my eyes off the screen. I am glad to see Mike Flannigan shows to be a great director because I saw his first film Absentia at a film festival and while I did not like the film, I could see his directorial talent. 

13. Superman
I was so worried about this film because past films have been so bad with Superman and completely butcher who the Man Of Steel is. Thank God that James Gunn understood the assignment and gave us a Superman who is not only a great superhero, but a legit good guy who believes in doing the right thing despite the political situation. Nicholas Hoult plays the most despicable of all incarnations of the Lex Luthor and he truly was someone who I could not wait to see him get his comeuppance. Yeah, there may be some weak points like the whole clone Superman and some motion insanity that could get you sick, but this is a film where you can see Superman as man who believes in truth and justice, yet doesnt sacrifice being interesting to become that person. Can't wait for the Supergirl movie that is coming. 

12. 28 Days Later
Danny Boyle has come back to deal with the world of infected zombies that he created with 28 Days Later. Things have only gotten worse from the original film and the United Kingdom has been closed off from the rest of the world because while the rest of the world dealt with the plague, the UK was not so lucky. We follow characters in this mostly quarantined United Kingdom as they have to just survive in this world with zombies in it. The only criticism of this movie is the tonal whiplash this movie has with its ending to set up the sequel coming out this year, which gives me pause in my anticipation of the sequel. 

11. Deathstalker
From the director of Psycho Goreman comes an awesome reboot of the Deathstalker series. Daniel Bernhardt is great as the titular character, the effects (both gore and monster effects) were fan-freaking-tastic, and the Deathstalker main theme song is a banger. I was very worried about this remake originally, but the trailer looked awesome and thankfully, the movie was even better. Hopefully Steven Kostanski gets more work because he definitely knows what to do with a small budget. 

10. Weapons
Zach Gregor does it again with a film that deals with a very creepy topic of what will people in a town do when kids run into darkness and disappear with no explanation. Now some people may be put off that it is not a linear story, but this is a story where we need to follow multiple people and to do that in a correct way, you need to mostly do that this way. Oh and the acting for the most part is great as we have Julia Garner (Silver Surfer from Frantastic Four), Josh Brolin, Aiden Ehrenreich, and Benedict Wong. We even have cameos from his previous film Barbarian in Justin Long and Sara Paxton. The only weakness is the reveal kind of feels like a disappointment, although it makes sense and the ending with the kids and the villain is top notch goriness. 

9. K-Pop Demon Hunters
I am not a fan of K-Pop and yet I loved the music in this film. The animation is crisp and the voice acting is just fantastic. And just to let you know, my Netflix profile has a Derpy Cat picture so you can tell what my favorite character was. And it is extremely hilarious to have four songs from this film have a firm grasp of the Top 10 in the Billboard Hot 100. Sony made a huge ass mistake of not putting this film in theaters and give it to Netflix, one they'll be banging their heads on the wall for all the unrealized money they could have made. We'll definitely get a sequel and I can't wait for it. 

8. Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl
Yes, I know in the UK, this was in 2024. But here in America, it is 2025 so it counts for this list. I really like the Wallace & Gromit shorts and movies so this was perfect for me and we get a villain that we have all wanted to return in Feathers McGraw. Feathers McGraw once again wants the Blue Diamond that he stole in the one short called The Wrong Trousers and he will once again try to use Wallace's newest Gnome invention to get away with it while hoping to frame the two that stopped him last time for the theft. It is sad that Peter Sallis (the original voice of Wallace) is no longer with us, but Ben Whitehead has been a perfect replacement and I hope to get more Wallace & Gromit stuff in the future. 

7. Predator: Badlands
Like I said, we were eating good in 2025 with the Predator franchise as along with Killer of Killers, we got Badlands as well. Dan Tractenberg has continued where he left off with Prey in 2022 as now for the first time, our good guy is a runt Yautja (the Predator species) who survives his own father wanting to kill him (thanks to the sacrifice of his older brother) and he hopes to prove his worthiness by killing a beast that is considered unkillable apex predator in a Kalisk. Along the way, he makes friends with an android and a baby monkey looking creature (that has a huge twist later on) and has to deal with the evil Weyland-Yutani baddies. I was very worried about the PG-13 rating, but it is only PG-13 because there is no red human blood so fine with me. 

6. Heart Eyes
Tired of watching My Bloody Valentine and need another worthy Valentine's Day horror movie? Well, I have the film for you in Heart Eyes, a film which would be a really good romantic comedy, if not for the fact that our lead couple also has to deal with a slasher villain who kills couples on Valentine's Day. Olivia Holt and Mason Gooding make a current "Will They or Wont They" couple who have to run away from a killer who definitely thinks they are a couple. And like many other good horror films lately, the director of this film is also someone who deals with the world of comedy in the past as Josh Ruben was a person who worked for CollegeHumor and appears on Dropout original shows. Also a fantastic minor characters played by folks like Jordana Brewster and Devon Sawa makes for enjoyable film even when we arent following the main couple or the killer. 

5. Sisu: Road To Revenge
Another film series from 2022 is Sisu with the sequel getting the subtitle Road To Revenge. Much like the first film, if you don't leave Sisu alone, you will die. This time though we get our main character Aatomi Korpi trying to go to Russia and get the wood from his old house that he was forced out of (which also lead to his family's death) so he can build a new house. However, the Nazi villains from the first film are replaced by Soviet villains lead mostly by Yeagor Draganov (the man who did kill his family and was embarrassed by Korpi's first bit of revenge that created of Sisu legend so he has been tasked with cleaning up his mistake), who is played awesomely by Stephen Lang. The violence and gore is fantastic and the sighs and grunts of pain from Korpi as he just wants to be left alone and build a new life, but has to deal with shit is fantastic. In fact, I would say Sisu: Road To Revenge is better than the first Sisu movie. 

4. Novocaine
It's very ironic that the first Mystery Movie I saw at Regal is the best one I've seen this year, but that is the case with the extremely violent and extremely funny movie about a man who cannot feel pain due to a rare disorder has to save the girl he likes (played by Amber Midthunder, who you may remember from Prey) from robbers who take her hostage. Cringing at the injuries that he doesn't feel and a lovable performance by Jack Quaid (who was also in Companion) make this film a joy to watch and a film that I have seen a few times since my first viewing. Along with the son of Dennis Quaid is the villain played by Ray Nicholson (the son of Jack Nicholson) who plays a bad guy who you want to see get his comeuppance. 

3. Warfare
Probably the movie that I most felt shook leaving the theater is this Warfare. Co-directed by Alex Garland and a former Navy Seal Ray Mendoza, this is a film that just only follows a big encounter between Navy Seals and armed Iraqi insurgents that Ray Mendoza was a part of. The film feels real as hell and has great performances from D'Pharoah Woon-A-Tai, Will Poulter, Cosmo Jarvis, Kit Connor, Taylor John-Smith, Michael Gandofini, Joseph Quinn, and others. Every explosion, every shot, every instance of insurgency, gives you a bit of complete shock. This is definitely one of the best films to deal with the Iraqi War and it deals only with an incident that most people would consider just minor, unless you really knew what happened. Being in an actual war gives you no peace because someday, shit may hit the fan for you and this is just a small taste of what being in the shit is like. 

2. Sinners
Ryan Coogler and Michael B. Jordan team up again for a great vampire siege film that has Jordan play two roles as twin brothers named Smoke and Stack and Jordan plays both of them excellently that if he isnt nominated for an Oscar for Best Actor, I really don't know what is wrong with the Academy. Also, this is a film where once again if Delroy Lindo gets snubbed again (this time for Best Supporting Actor), I will throw such a fit online and yell on the internet for their horrible opinion on films....unless you nominate Miles Canton instead because he is such a great breath of fresh air and is incredibly talented. The music and gore is also fantastic and this definitely feels like the 1930s Mississippi Delta. Oh and the great moment when the racists also get killed is fantastic. 

In many years, Sinners or Warfare would be #1, but 2025 was a fucked up year in many ways and only one movie encapsulated 2025 more than anything else. 

1. The Long Walk
2025 was basically a long walk from beginning to end and when shit happens, you just have to keep walking to the end, and then even then, you have to keep walking with 2026 where more shit is happening.....and that was all before this asshole President decided we needed The Patriot Games, which feels so much like this long walk without the killing. Stephen King (aka Richard Bachmann)'s book has been in film development hell for years and when we finally get it, we get this masterpiece. Almost everyone participating in this walk does a great job showing the confidence going to pure dread the longer this walk goes, especially David Jonsson and Cooper Hoffman, the son of the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman. The only kind of hiccup is Mark Hammill doing a bit of overacting. This film is definitely a film that years from now, will be considered a classic and it is also another film that will make me eventually read the book it is based on. 

Like I said, 2025 was a great year for movies and this list was hard to make, but there were terrible films to and this one is easier to make (especially at the worsts of the year). So in a few days, expect to see that list as well.