Saturday, February 19, 2022

Monster Crap March 2022 Induction Poll

 

Time Once Again To Choose Which Film Seth Suffers Through And Since There Are No More Leprechaun Films For Him To Deal With, I'm Leaving This Choice To You. Here Are Your Choices. 

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

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Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

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Darkness Falls (2003)
The Film Debut Of Bad Director Jonathan Liebesman....Only Good Thing I Can Say Is I Like The Song That Is Played Over And Over Again

Flubber (1997)
A Remake Of The Absent Minded Professor That Is A Flub

Shark Island aka Shark Week (2012)
A Crazy Rich Guy Wants Kids To Try To Survive 7 Days With 7 Different Species Of Shark. Must I Also Mention This Is A SyFy Original.

2 Headed Shark Attack (2012)
I Dont Know What To Be More Terrified By: The Terrible CGI Of The 2 Headed Shark Or Brooke Hogan's Acting. 

Legion (2010)
The World Is Being Attacked By Angels Who Act Like Freaking Demons, Who Are Supposed To Be The Opposite Of Angels.

An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.

Shadow Zone: The Undead Express
Remember Snakes On A Plane, How About Vampires On A Train. Yeah, Not As Cool As It Sounds. Also Vegetarian Vampires.....Need A Say More.

13 Ghosts (2001)
Hey, Lets Remake A William Castle Film....But With Tons Of CGI And Annoying Editing. Also....With The Outside Being Glass, Why Did No One Bring A Rock Just In Case You Need To Get Out.

Poll ends February 26 at 12 AM




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