So It Seems That Little Shit Seth Chose A Movie To Induct For January Without My Involvement While Postponing The 2024 GINO Award Induction For December Since It Is A Christmas Movie. I Guess I Will Let It Go This Time, But I Won't Allow It To Happen Again. Here Are 10 Nominees That You Will Be Voting On.
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.
The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got.
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine.
Sometimes You Sadly Get One Shot To Be The Lead In A Theatrical Film And If It Flops, You're Entire Career Afterwards Is Either TV Roles Or Supporting Characters In Movies, For Juliana Margulies Of ER Fame, That One Shot Was Ghost Ship, A Movie That Is Only Interesting For The Opening Massacre And Nothing Else.
Sure Curses Are All Fun And Games Until You Catch A Bit Of The Death And You Have To Deal With Psychotic Religious Assholes Who Think They Can Take The Law Into Their Own Fans. Oh And Rumer Willis Is In This Film As Well.
Ang Lee Is Given The Green Light To Make An Incredible Hulk Movie....And Somehow Makes It Terrible With Really Dated CGI Effects.
This Was A Much Hyped Remake To The Planet Of The Apes Film Directed By Tim Burton And The Bastards Blew It Up So Bad That They Would Have To Wait Ten More Years Before They Could Get A Successful Planet Of The Apes Reboot.
A Film That Was So Much Of A Mess To Make That Sir Sean Connery Would Never Act In A Live Action Film Again.
Benicio Del Toro Shows Us You Should Always Be Careful What You Wish For As He Gets A Dream Role Of His Life And It Is A Boring Mess. At Least It Gave Rick Baker An Oscar.
Aliens Invade Los Angeles And We Fight Back In A Somehow Bland Film That Would Have So Much Shaky Cam That You Would Be Excused If You Got Motion Sickness From This Film.
Poll ends January 25 at 12 AM
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