Well, I did promise a Tom Sizemore Month and here is me delivering on that promise. Tom Sizemore was a really good actor while a definitely flawed individual and he has left Monster Crap plenty of films to induct before his untimely passing this year. The Monster Crap induction of Doom is halfway complete and Bob's summer is done so let's decide the next induction. Here are 10 nominees for that induction into Monster Crap.
Bottom Feeder (2007)
Trying To Find Some Loot In The Sewers And All You Find Is A Mutated Rat-Man Hybrid Monster? This Film Is Contaminated With Rat Crap
Cross (2011)
Megan Fox's Ex Stars As A Cop With Superpowers Thanks To A Celtic Amulet That Tries To Stop Bad Guys From Causing Hell. I Remember Being At A Horror Convention And This Was Promised As A Premiere And I Choose Not To See It. I Made The Right Call Back Then.
Dark Haul (aka Monster Truck) (2014)
A Monster And His Half Human Sister Screw Up A Haul For Them To Be In A Much More Secure Location To Escape And Tom Sizemore & Others Have To Stop Them. Yeah, This Film Is A Mess, But A Film That You Shouldnt Be Surprised Came From The SyFy Channel. 
Dreamcatcher (2003)
One Of Stephen Kings Most Insane Books Involving Aliens And Freaking Shit Monsters Gets Adapted Into A Movie And Oh Boy, It Is Exactly As Insane As You Think It Will Be. I Saw This In Theaters And Enjoyed It, But I Dont Think Most People Enjoyed It.
Nazi Overlord (2018)
Asylum Saw That Overlord (2018) Was Making Some Money So They Decided To Make A Mockbuster And Put The Word Nazi In Front Of It (Which Isnt Too Different As Overlord Dealt With Nazis As Well). And It Stars Tom Sizemore And Dominique "Lolita" Swain.
Red Planet (2000)
In 2000, Hollywood Really Wanted To Make Movies About Going To Mars And Finding Martians There. But Sadly For It, Mission To Mars Beat It So This Film Bombed. Good For Us As This Movie Has A Killer Robot And Martian Insects, But Also Actors Who Freaking Hated Each Other During Filming.
X-Men Combined With The Hunger Games Turned Really Bad. This Was Nearly In My Top Ten Worst Films Of 2018 For Being Way Too Long And Somehow Way Too Boring. Oh And All This To Lead Into What Is Supposed To Be A Final Battle, But You Have To Watch The Next Film To Maybe Get That...Or Not As There Is A Third Film Too Somehow.
The Litch (2018)
Don't Ask Me How This $80,000 Film About A Demon With A Hat Killing People Got Tom Sizemore In It, But It Freaking Did And Our Main Character Is Also The Director Of The Movie.
Back Before Tom Sizemore Got A Really Bad Reputation And Had To Be In Smaller Films, He And Penelope Ann Miller Starred In A Movie Where A Museum Got A Monster Somehow Due To Its Anthropologist Turned Into A Monster Thanks To A Relic He Found.
We Got Danny Trejo And Tom Sizemore In A Film Somehow, But Most Of It Is Going To Be About A Vampire Who Needs To Find A Killer Before She Gets Blamed For It. Boring!!!!
Poll ends September 30 at 12 AM ET
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