Saturday, March 19, 2022

Monster Crap April 2022 Induction Poll

Well, It Is Time For Me Once Again To Allow You To Help Me Make Seth's Life A Living Hell By Giving Him Movies That He Will Have To Watch And Induct Onto This Site Of His. This Will Be My Last Appearance On This Site For A While Until December Since Seth Already Placed All His Next 7 Inductions As 5 Going To Some Guy Named Gus Richlen, A Special October Induction That He Has Decided On Yet, And One Induction Going To The Winner Of This March Madness Pool He Has Which He Is A Part Of. Let's See How He Is Doing?

*looks at the results so far*

Bahahahahahahahaha.....He's In 11th place out of 12 brackets and the only reason he isn't 12th is because 12th place never filled in his bracket. And he won this last year??? Well, he definitely isnt winning this so to which ever person gets this, I hope you give him hell. Anyway, here are the 10 choices you have to be the April induction. 

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

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Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

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Darkness Falls (2003)
The Film Debut Of Bad Director Jonathan Liebesman....Only Good Thing I Can Say Is I Like The Song That Is Played Over And Over Again

Shark Island aka Shark Week (2012)
A Crazy Rich Guy Wants Kids To Try To Survive 7 Days With 7 Different Species Of Shark. Must I Also Mention This Is A SyFy Original.

2 Headed Shark Attack (2012)
I Dont Know What To Be More Terrified By: The Terrible CGI Of The 2 Headed Shark Or Brooke Hogan's Acting. 

An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.

Ghost Rider (2007)
Nicolas Cage May Love Comic Books, But His Starring Attempt To Be One Of Those Comic Book Superhero Was Not Great. Yet For Some Reason, There Is A Sequel To This Film. 

Tremors 3: Back To Perfection (2001)
Tremors Is Awesome And Tremors 2 Is Still Fun. However, Once We Get To Tremors 3, The Magic Was Gone And Despite This Being The Backdoor Pilot For A TV Series That Didn't Even Last A Season. This Time The Monsters Can Fly And Yeah, Stuff Gets Too Ridiculous. 

Strange Invaders (1983)
Aliens Decide To Invade A Small Town And Win, But They Decide To Stay There And It Becomes Very Apparent That You Start To Ask, Why Did They Pick This World And This Town To Invade??

The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got. 

Voting ends March 26 at 12 AM. 



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