With most of the Monster Crap induction of Attack of the Crab Monsters, it is time to choose the final film to be inducted in this Summer of the Fans. As usual, 10 films come in and one film becomes the next induction. Here are the 10 choices.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
After Two Good Final Destination Films, We Get One That Is So Bad That Once It Comes On DVD, They Needed To Make A Gimmick Where We Determine If The Kills Happen As We Saw Them Or They Change, Most Of Which Changes Freaking Nothing.
Rumpelstiltskin (1995)
In An Era Where We Had Silly Leprechauns As Killers, Critters Who Like To Chew, And An Imaginary Pinocchio Killing People, One Film Decided "Hey....Let's Outdo Those Guys By Turning A Fairy Tale Character Into A Monster Who Wants Your Babies."
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
One Of The Films That Ended The Run Of Cannon Films Was This Film That Really Did Bastardized The He-Man Franchise...And Because We Are Too Cheap, Most Of It Happens On Earth.
Sharknado 2 (2014)
The Sharknados Come To New York City And The Super Cameos Begin As Well, Because Many People Wanted To Be In An Awesomely Bad Film.
The Swarm (1978)
There Were Many Disaster Movies In The 70s And Someone In Hollywood Decided We Need To Add Killer Bees To The Mix. Unfortunately, They Made The Film Extremely Boring.
The Brain From Planet Atros (1957)
John Agar Gets Controlled By An Alien Brain To Try And Conquer The World While A Good Alien Brain Tries To Stop Him. And Surprisingly, This Is Not The First Time We Have Talked About Alien Brains.
The Eye Creatures (1965)
Creatures That Are All Eyes Attack In A Film Infamous For It's Day For Night Shots And Most Of Us Know As A Film Riffed On Mystery Science Theater 3000 As Well As Being A Film Directed By Larry Buchanon.
Spice World (1997)
In The 90s, The Spice Girls Were A Huge Deal And It Was So Big That They Even Got Their Own Film. Not Surprisingly As Someone Who Hated The Spice Girls, The Film Completely Is Insanely Crappy.
Cats (2019)
This Whole Movie Is Just An Entire Episode Of Of The World Wondering "Why?" From The CGI (Which Originally Wasn't Finished By Time Of Initial Release), To Many Of The Casting Choices, To Just About Everything.
Octaman (1971)
An Environmental Film That Involves A Freak Of Nature That Is A Walking Human Octopus Should Be A Fun Ass Time. Too Bad It Is Too Extremely Boring For Its Own Good.
Poll ends August 29 at 12 AM.
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