Saturday, November 23, 2019

Monster Crap December 2019 Induction Poll (Sid Haig Month)

I normally just do one induction memorializing someone a year, however....just as we were deciding what to induct from Rutger Hauer's filmography, another guy who I always wanted to cover has also passed away in Sid Haig. So since these things are stupid to wait until October to do these memorial inductions, I might as well do one the next time I dont have something already planned and it just so happens to be December of this year.

So here are the 9 choices you will have based on what is available and deserves an induction.

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Beware! The Blob (1972)
Did You Know There Was An Actual Sequel To The Original 1950s Blob Movie? Well There Is....And There Is A Damn Good Reason It Isn't Talked About. 

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Beyond Atlantis (1973)
John Wayne's Son Leads A Bunch Of Adventurers In Trying To Steal The Treasures Of Secret Island....But People And Things Live There So Stupid Stuff Ensues

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Brotherhood of Blood (2008)
You May Think A Vampire Movie With Ken Foree And Sid Haig Might Have Some Level Of Awesomeness, But The Real Leads Are A Fitness Model & The Son Of Sean Connery

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Creature (2011)
Wanna See A Movie That Did Worse Than Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star....Well Step Right This Way For A Creature Feature Where One Of Its Actresses Had To Be Resuscitated On-Set Because She Nearly Drowned

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House Of The Dead II (2006)
Good News: Uwe Boll Does Not Direct This Sequel To The Sixth Movie I've Ever Inducted On My Site. Bad News: That Only Means It Just Sucks......Less (Still Sucks)

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Night Of The Living Dead 3D (2006)
Hey, Fans Of The Original And Fans Of The 90s Remake...We've Decided To Remake This Film Again Because Its In Public Domain And We Think You Are Idiots Who Will Just Watch Whatever Crap We Throw At You With That Name. 

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The Haunted Casino (2007)
Welcome To The Haunted Casino....Where We Promise This Movie Is Starring Sid Haig And Michael Berryman, But We Lied And They Are In This Movie For 6 To 7 Minutes. That's What You Get For Trusting Charles Band. 

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The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto (2009)
While Rob Zombie Was Busy Making The Terrible Sequel To The Halloween Remake, Rob Zombie Made This Insane Cartoon Movie With The Help Of The Studio That Made Spongebob Squarepants And Ren & Stimpy

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Zombex (2013)
This Movie Really Wants Us To Believe That Everyone In New Orleans Were So Desperate To Deal With The Depression And PTSD Of Katrina That They Would Literally Go To A Pharmaceutical Drug Called ZOMBEX. 

Poll ends November 30 at 12 AM


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