Saturday, March 16, 2019

Monster Crap Inductee NegaSeth's First Choice Of Torture

Heheheheheh…This Month Has Been Completely Entertaining So Far. 

First, I've been secretly listening to Seth thinking he snuck one by me by doing that Leprechaun In The Hood induction without telling me, only for him to realize what I already knew in that the movie he seemed to be looking forward to inducting hasn't aged well. \

Secondly, I've got to see that moron have to buy a new portable DVD player for his computer because the old one no longer can close the DVD tray. I might have had something to do with that, but no one tell him that. 

Third, I can't tell you it now, but I'm got some info for Seth about Leprechaun. Besides, some of you may already know what it is already so why bother. 

Finally, next month is the start of my summer to torture that weakling with films I have chosen. Well, I have chosen only four out of the five, but those will be for later. The first one to make him suffer, I myself have had a bit of a debate with myself to choose because while the others are sequels to previous worst films for him, this first one will be something different. So I've decided that I will let you, his followers, decide which one out of 10 options he will suffer through. It shall be fun as I can basically say all of them are some really bad films and films he doesn't like. So here are your choices. 


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976-EVIL II(1991)
Plenty Of People May Like This Film Over The First, But I Know Seth Drakin Isn't One Of Them. 

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Bats: Human Harvest (2007)
Remember The Bats Movie With Lou Diamond Phillips And Dina Meyer? Well, Someone Did And They Decided They Had To Make A Sequel That Is Boring

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Bloody Mary (2006)
You May Actually Wish That Bloody Mary Showed Up In Your Mirror Than Watching This Movie. 

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Kraa! The Sea Monster (1998)
Remember The Studio That Made Zarkorr! The Invader. Well, They Made One More Film Before They Shut Down

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Mortuary (2005)
The Late Tobe Hooper Gives Us A Borefest As His Final Film That Was Made In The US

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Return of The Living Dead: Necropolis (2005)
SyFy Would Dig Up The Grave Of The Return Of The Living Dead Series For Two Back To Back Films That Say They Are ROTLD, But They Really Aren't. This Is The First.

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Teenage Caveman (2002)
Around 2002, Roger Corman Would Allow Four Of His Movies To Be Re-Made. Seth Was Okay With Three Of Them And This Was The One He Hated. 

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The Cat In The Hat (2003)
A Film So Bad That After It Was Made, Dr. Seuss' Widow Said Hollywood Could No Longer Make Live Action Versions Of His Books

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The Last Sentinel (2007)
I Guess The Cast Would Say This Might Be Interesting, But As Seth Learned Last Year With Katie Sackoff In 2036: Origin Unknown...That Isn't Always The Case. 

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The Legend of Diablo (2003)
Based On A Popular Comic Book Character???? You Will Hopefully Never Hear That Again Because Someone Will Say That And Make Whatever Movie They Want With The Name And This Borefest Is An Example. 

Voting ends March 23, 2019 at 12 AM


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