Monster Crap Inductee: Jurassic Park (2004)

Monster Crap Induction: Jurassic Park III

Do You Dream Of A Raptor On A Plane? Alan Does.

2001

Before 1993, people had heard that Steven Spielberg was going to make a film called Jurassic Park (based on a Michael Crichton novel) and there were several films that would beat Jurassic Park to making a film about dinosaurs as they knew, once Jurassic Park hit, dinosaurs would be big. And of course, 1993 hit and it became the big ass blockbuster smash hit that everyone knew it was going to do.

2 years later, Michael Crichton would write The Lost World, which was a sequel to his first Jurassic Park book. And then 2 years after that book was written, Spielberg would direct The Lost World: Jurassic Park II.

It Was Only The 2^nd Biggest Box Office Film As It Would Be Beaten By Another Film Director By Another Big Name Director.

Yep….James Cameron’s Titanic Also Came Out In 1997.

At this point, people were definitely wanting Michael Crichton to write a third book, but because Crichton was already made to write the second book, there was no freaking way he was going to do that shit. So in 1998, Hollywood decided that they didn’t need Crichton as they would write their own film. Hollywood also decided they didn’t need Steven Spielberg (who was busy with other projects) so they would get someone else to direct. They would then hire 3 people to write the script for the film and hire the director of hits like Honey, I Shrunk The Kids and Jumanji in Joe Johnston (probably on Spielberg’s recommendation as while he wasn’t directing the film, Spielberg was an executive producer). They also were able to get Sam Neill (who turned down being in Lord Of The Rings for this) and Laura Dern (who were in the first film, but not the second film as their characters wasn’t written even in the book)  back (although Laura would be more of small appearance in the film as she was doing other films). To round out the cast, they got some decent names like Tea Leoni, William H. Macy, and Michael Jeter….as well as some newcomer they had hopes for in Alessandro Nivola, who was Castor Troy’s brother in Face/Off. The film was supposed to be released in 2000, but they ended up releasing it in 2001 with the script being still written as the film was being made.

Now there are some Monster Crap alumni as Laura Dern did film scenes that were used decades later in the film Grizzly II: Revenge.

Yep, She Was In A Sleeping Bag With George Clooney As They Were Eaten By A Bear And Seconds Later, Charlie Sheen Would Also Be Eaten By The Killer Bear.

Taylor Nichols was Jeffrey Weems in Congo

He Was The Guy Who Was The First (Though Off-Screen Except For His Eye) Killed By The Killer Gorillas

Craig Hoskings was a Helicopter Pilot in The Relic and Troy Higgins was uncredited as a Human Slave in that terrible Planet Of The Apes remake.

Now let’s start actually get into Jurassic Park and not Jurassic Games by talking about this film and find out why it took almost 14 years to make a sequel while also changing it to Jurassic World.

We begin this film with….

Universal…..My Arch Nemesis

We actually begin this film with a title scene immediately.

That May Be The Quickest To A Title Scene I Have Ever Seen.

We then go to the seas near Isla Sorna, which is Restricted.

As the usual Jurassic Park theme plays, a guy and a kid are parasailing with two people on the boat steering and making sure the parasail is working.

Unfortunately, some fog appears and when it disappears, the guys on the boat are gone with blood on the boat.

Even worse is the boat is going to crash into some rocks so the guy and the kid have to disengage their parasail from the boat and land on the island.

We then go to a different kid playing with a toy brachiosaurus.

This is the kid of Dr. Ellie Sattler, the former girlfriend/associate of Dr. Alan Grant, who has now moved on and married a different guy as well as had two kid with him. Of course, Dr. Alan Grant is playing with the kid because while Alan and Ellie are no longer together, they are still friends.

Ellie has an assistant as she is now an author and the assistant tells Ellie that Tom the publisher wants to talk to her about the last chapter of her book. Then we meet Ellie’s husband Mark Degler.

We then go inside as Alan tries to get a parrot to say his name for a cracker. We find out Mark is working for the State Department and he then leaves to take care of the kids so Alan and Ellie can talk about Raptors and that they were right in that Raptors could vocalize with each other. Basically, they were smarter than even primates and whales. Alan then goes to drive home, but before he does, Ellie tells him to call her if he needs anything.

We then cut to Alan doing a speech at a symposium about Raptors, but all anyone wants to ask him about is his experience on Jurassic Park, which he does not want to talk about.

One person does ask why we even have this conjecture as once the United Nations figures out what to do with the islands of Jurassic Park, scientists will find out the truth for themselves. Alan says what the dinosaurs at Jurassic Park are just made attraction monsters with different DNA and not real dinosaurs. Someone else asks if that means he would want to get on those islands and research whether he is correct, and Alan responds that there is no force on Earth or in Heaven, will ever get him to go back to that island.

We then cut to a guy spray painting a plane and another guy with special bullets. We then meet Udensky who gets a phone call.

Basically these three people are mercenaries are hired by someone. We then see the two other men blow up the plane with those special bullets.

We then go to Fort Peck Lake, Montana, as that is where Alan’s team of paleontologists are digging up dinosaur bones, including his assistant Billy Brennan.

The Girl Named Cheryl Will Never Be Seen Again In This Film After This Scene

Alan comes back and reveals they didn’t get any people willing to put out money for them to continue. We then see that Billy and the team have made a 3D print out of the bone that Raptors use to make noise as sort of a Raptor whistle.

Alan says this may come to late as the funding is dried up when Paul Kirby comes by.

He has a proposition for Dr. Grant, which he will talk about at dinner with him and his wife. So they have that dinner and we meet Paul’s wife, Amanda.

The proposition is they want to do something exquisite for their wedding anniversary, which is get a tour of Isla Sorna with Dr. Grant. Dr. Grant says that there is no way to fly low to see anything, but Amanda says they got special permission to do so. Alan is still against being involved and goes to leave until they reveal that they are willing to make a contribution to their research which will go into millions.

We then cut to the plane ride as Allen has agreed to this and Billy is going with him. The plane ride involves the three mercenaries, Dr. Grant, Billy, and Paul and Amanda Kirby. In the plane ride, Alan tells Billy that he has no intention of being alone with these people so since Billy talked him into it, he had to come with him. Billy smiles, but Alan says to not get too excited as it is most likely that they won’t even see a thing. Alan then takes a nap and then Billy asks one of the mercs how they know the Kirbys, which the merc answers through their church.

We then get a moment most people (especially critics) remember about this movie as Alan wakes up and sees no one on the plane and then he sees a Raptor who says “Alan”.

It’s A Tiny Scene, But The Idea Of A Talking Raptor Saying “Alan” Has Made Many Jokes Among People Who Have Seen The Movie.

Of course, this was all a nightmare as Alan wakes up and it was Billy, who was calling for him as they are almost at the island. We then hear the pilots getting warned that they are in restricted area and they ignore it (which tells you something is not on the up and up about this whole tour over the island as they fly really low over the island.

Like Super Low….

Alan sees that they can see dinosaurs on the island, exclaiming he had forgotten how beautiful the dinosaurs look in real life. Paul tells Amanda that they did it as they are here. Alan starts doing the tour guide bit as he talks about the brachiosaurus and triceratops, but it seems they really do not care about the dinosaurs facts (which should be a super red flag). The pilot then says they found a landing strip ahead, which they decide to land on. Alan protests that they cannot land and makes a scene before the merc behind him knocks him out with a tranquilizer, which we don’t see.

Alan wakes up as the plane has landed on an airstrip and Amanda are calling for someone named Eric on a megaphone. Billy thinks they are actually looking for someone. Alan confronts Paul who apologizes for the tranquilizer and that they are setting up a perimeter around the plane. Alan keeps telling them that they need to get off this island and that Amanda needs to stop making loud yells over a megaphone as they will attract trouble. They hear roars and Billy thinks it is a T-Rex, but Alan says it sounds bigger than a T-Rex. The mercs come running and say they have to leave now. Everyone runs on the plane except for one of the mercs named Cooper who is nowhere in sight.

The plane tries to take off, but Cooper runs in front of them. Cooper yells for them to stop. They won’t stop and before Cooper gets run over by the plane, a dinosaur eats his ass.

The pilot merc tries to fly over the dinosaur, but hits it a bit, which cause the plane to crash into the forest.

It seems everyone is okay and Udesky says everyone should just stay put. The pilot merc asks for the satellite phone as Udesky calls for help with maydays. Alan tries to get out, but the plane is stuck on a tree so they can’t really get out yet. There starts to be rumbling and movement on the plane as we see the eye of the dinosaur through the windshield.

Amanda sees the eye and screams, but no one else does. But the dinosaur starts attacking the plane and rips out the front of it.

The dinosaur attacks and it eats the pilot.

He Has The Satellite Phone Which Will Be Important In This Film

We then get a good look at this dinosaur.

And This Is Where I Can Say This Dinosaur Is Called The Spinosaurus.

This is going to be the main dinosaur threat in this movie and it was advertised as such through the trailers. For most people, this dinosaur was never heard of and plenty of people thought this was just a made up dinosaur for this movie, but it is real and it is a big ass dinosaur. Back to the movie as everyone runs to the back and the balance causes the rest of the plane falls out of the tree.

The Spinosaurus continues to play with the plane, rolling it. Once the plane goes into the trunk of another tree, Amanda and Alan run out of the plane and into the forest. Alan grabs Amanda and takes her back to the plane. But everyone eventually has to run out of the plane as the Spinosaurus destroys the plane. They run into the woods and eventually, the Spinosaurus stops chasing them. They stop and Alan says that he thinks they lost him. We then go to a few seconds where they remove a brush to find a corpse of another dinosaur.

And A Tyrannosaurus Rex That Was Eating That Dinosaur.

Alan tells everyone not to move a muscle as T-Rexes in these films go by movement. But once the T-Rex roars, everyone besides Alan starts running so Alan has to start running too. So the T-Rex chases them and immediately meets the Spinosaurus and they fight over who can eat the people.

Now you might all be expecting an epic fight here, right? Well, I have to remind you that this film decided the Spinosaurus will be the big threat and since it’s so early in this movie for an epic fight, the T-Rex gets killed pretty easily after 2 minutes.

I Know A Lot Of People That Were Fucking Pissed When This Fight Ended So Quickly And Quite Frankly, I Understand As It’s Too Freaking Quick For A Predator That Was Hyped As A Bad Ass So Much In The Previous Two Films.

So after that nonsense, Alan wants to beat the shit out of Paul for getting them into this mess. They explain that they are here to save their son Eric, who is trapped on this island. Of course the Costa Rican government who runs these islands won’t do a damn thing and the US Embassy said that they should just accept the inevitable in that their son is dead. So who was the other guy with Eric on that parasail, you ask? Well, that was Amanda’s new boyfriend Ben Hildebrand because get this, Paul and Amanda here are actually DIVORCED. The reason they chose Alan here is because Udesky said they needed someone who had been on the island and he was not going to kidnap anyone. Alan points out that he has never been on this island before since this is the island from The Lost World: Jurassic Park II, which is a separate island from the first film. Alan tells Billy to go back to the plane and grab as much belongings as they can while they make it to the coast. Paul says he and Amanda are not leaving this island without their son, which Alan responds they are more than happy to look for Eric on their own or go with them, but they probably aren’t getting off this island alive either way.

Back at the plane, supplies are gathered and Alan explains to Billy that the dinosaur is a Spinosaurus. This dinosaur of course was not on InGen’s list of dinosaurs so Alan is wondering what the company that was run by John Hammond was also up to. The two paleontologists start to suspect the Kirbys aren’t even that rich so Billy asks Paul if they base camped during their climb on K2, if it was 25,000 or 20,000 feet. Paul says 30,000 feet, which is actually less than 1,000 feet above K2 so Paul are lying about being there. Actually….Billy, you are also lying too.

You See, 30,000 Feet Would Be About 1,000 Feet Above Mount Everest As With K2 (The Second Tallest Mountain In The World)…30,000 Feet Would Be About 2,000 Above It.

Paul tries to say that can’t be true, but bottom line is they are not as rich as they say they are. We find out that Kirby runs a company called Kirby Paint & Tile +, with the plus standing for bathroom fixtures. Basically, they all realize that they are on this island (probably, they will die on it) and they aren’t even getting paid for it. Paul tries to say he will make it up to them with a deal on fixing their kitchens or bathrooms. We also find out that Udesky is also not a real mercenary and actually a booking agent for the mercenaries as one of the guys couldn’t come. As they are walking, Paul and Amanda argue over splitting up as Alan isn’t really looking for their kid. Udesky says to Billy that if they do split up, he is going with Alan and Billy since they know more about the dinosaurs.

As they walk, they find the parasail that Eric and Ben were on.

They also find a camera and after getting some batteries from a flashlight they had, they can see what happened and that Eric was freed from the parasail, which Paul believes means that Eric is still alive. Alan and Billy try to take the sail for future use and they find Ben’s corpse still attached to it.

It swings at Amanda who has probably an appropriate reaction to this in most cases, although not this one if she wants to stay alive.

Scream Like A Banshee

Amanda runs away and Paul has to run after her. He comforts her about Ben, but Amanda is more worried about Eric as he is still out there. They also found a nest with eggs and tell Alan to come look at this so he brings Billy and Udesky along.

Alan then sees other nests with eggs in them and realizes these are the nests of a pack of Raptors. They leave as Paul keeps telling Amanda that they will find Eric since Eric is resourceful. Alan sees that Billy is missing and worries, but Billy just so happened to be a bit behind and eventually catches up to them, saying that he was photographing the nest. They then find the InGen base in Isla Sorna, which Paul believes Eric is at.

They go to it and of course, it is abandoned. They find a phone and try to call someone, but it is pretty obvious that phone has been dead for a long time. They find vending machines with candy and we have a bit where Paul tries to get something and asks for change, but Billy just kicks the glass to break it and takes a snack.

Alan tries to do the same, but he isn’t as strong enough to break the glass. The group finds a lab where they were making dinosaur eggs. As they look at embryos, Amanda finds what sees like the head of a Raptor.

Just one problem: that Raptor head is a live Raptor looking through the glass.

Amanda screams and the rest find her and then try to make a run for it. They trap the one Raptor and it starts making noise, which Alan realizes that the Raptor is calling for others to help. The Raptor somehow escaped and then starts calling for others to join in the hunt. The group runs through a herd of Parasauraolophus.

The group unintentionally splits up and Udesky is attacked by the Raptors.

Amanda, Paul, and Billy are in trees and they eventually see Udesky still alive, but begging for help. Amanda starts to go, but they have to save her as this was all a Raptor trap.

Meanwhile, Alan is also trying to hide from the Raptors as they call for the others including those at the trap, who come….but not before snapping Udesky’s neck killing him.

It seems what the Raptors were called for was to surround and try to kill Alan.                              

However, smoke bombs is deployed and a mystery person helps Alan get away from the Raptors.

When we get to the secret bunker, Alan finds out that his rescuer is Eric.

We find out that Eric has survived on this island and Eric is shocked that his parents are looking for him together since they don’t do well together, but Alan says that this kid would be surprised what people can do when they have to. Eric can’t believe that Alan is here and Alan says his parents invited him along. As they eat beans from a can and candy, Eric says that he read both of Alan’s books. We find out that Eric has a jar of T-Rex pee to scare the smaller dinosaurs away and when asked how he got it, Eric says that you do not want to know and that’s all the explanation you are going to get. Again, I’ll have to go to my Halloween III induction where I quoted RoG from I-Mockery when he talked about the joke Cochran made about getting a piece of Stonehenge to their warehouse.

Now that’s brilliant writing; when an idea is so absurd that even you, the writer can’t explain it, simply have one of your lead characters make a joke about it and move on.

Alan says that he is surprised that Eric has survived on this island for 8 weeks, which Eric is surprised that it has been that short of a time. We then get the only mention of Ian Malcolm with a mention of his book and Eric not liking it because it was preachy. You might remember that Malcolm was the lead in The Lost World: Jurassic Park II film and book despite being killed in the original Jurassic Park book so even Michael Crichton may have an issue with continuity with his own material. Eric then alerts Alan to the arrival of Compys or Compsognathus so they have to lockdown since those bastards are small and they do eat meat.

Back with Billy and Kirby exes, Billy tries to yell for Alan, but no luck. We see an Ankylosaurus herd walk by as Paul tries to assure Amanda that whatever happens, this isn’t her fault. Amanda said that if Eric had been with Paul, then he would be completely safe. Amanda apologizes that Paul has to be here, but Paul isn’t sorry that he is here because they are looking for their son.

We then go back to Alan and Eric as they get out of the bunker (which is actually a crashed Jurassic Park bus) and go to try and get to the port on the coast as Billy, Paul, and Amanda get out of the tree to do the same thing. Eric tells Alan that the closer to the coast, the more dangerous things will be as dinosaurs really want that water. Eric hears the satellite phone and thinks that his dad is near. Paul and Amanda hear Eric yelling for them and go to find him. Everyone reunites through a gate in a happy moment.

When Eric tells Paul that he found him via that satellite phone, Paul says he didn’t have it. That happy moment is gone as if you were actually paying attention now, you can kind of guess what the satellite phone ringing actually means.

Yep….The Spinosaurus Is Near Because He Ate The Guy Who Actually Had It.

I guess the film is going to ignore the improbable reality of the Spinosaurus being stealth since it is big, but that is a problem with a lot of Jurassic Park/World films except the first one so we’ll ignore it being a problem in this film as we have another chase scene as Alan and Eric have to run away since they are on the side with the Spinosaurus. They find a small hole in the gate and everyone is officially reunited as the Spinosaurus is unable to fit through that small hole.

Bah….Curse Me For Being Too Freaking Big

But that moment again is shortlived because the Spinosaurus breaks through the gate.

Fuck Your Gate

They then hide into a building and the Spinosaurus goes away because for some reason, he can’t attack this building. Billy is then insistent that Alan give him the bag that he had, but Alan picked up. Alan gets suspicious and opens the bag to reveal that Billy actually stole two of the Raptor eggs.

Dammit Billy!!!!

Billy tries to explain that he was going to sell the eggs and try to use the proceeds to continue their funding so this was done with the best intentions. Alan says some of the worst things done in history have been done with the best intentions and tells Billy that he is no different from the InGen people who made these dinosaurs. Alan thinks about throwing the bag over the side and then decides that he may be able to use the eggs as a bargaining chip to get the Raptors off them since he believes that is why the Raptors are chasing them. The plan is still to go to the coast for the boat, but first they have to get through the aviary, which is for the Pteranodons, who pretty quickly attack.

Eric is grabbed by the bird and taken to its nest, where Eric has to run away from the babies who want to eat him. Billy then decides to be a sacrificial lamb to make up for the mistake he made by using the parasail.

Billy also saves Eric.

Eric is told to jump in the water (which he does) as Alan, Paul, and Amanda fall in the water. Billy gets stuck on a cliff with the parasail, but Billy is able to unhook himself. Attempts to save Billy by the others sadly end in vain as Billy is seemingly taken away and killed by the Pteranodons.

The rest of the group find a boat

On the boat, Alan tells Eric the last thing he said to Billy about being no different from InGen and has regrets over that. Alan says there two types of boys which is those that want to be Astronomers and those that want to be Astronauts. Astronomers (like paleontologists) want to study these amazing cosmic things from a place of complete safety while Astronauts want actually experience the things in space. We then get some downtime as we see actual dinosaurs that won’t eat them and Alan does what he was originally brought on this mission to do which is be a tour guide.

There Is Brachiasaurus, Stegosaurus, Ankylosaurus, and Parasauraolophus.

At night, they hear the satellite phone, which would normally mean trouble with the Spinosaurus,but they find the satellite phone in a pile of poop which means they can use it again to call for help after disinfecting it.

I Bet None Of You Were Expecting To Dig Through Crap Before Taking This Risky Endeavor.

Of course they have to run back to the boat as a Ceratosaurus shows up.

Or Not As The Ceratosaurus Smells The Spinosaurus Poo And Decides To Walk Away

It starts raining as everyone is back on the boat and they turn off the power because they have enough power to make one call so it has to be important. Oh, and don’t call the US Embassy as they won’t do a damn thing.

Yep….Especially Now, They Won’t Do A Damn Thing Unless They Get Something Out Of It For Good PR.

They then realize all the dinosaurs are gone as something spooked them which means it is time for that one phone call as Paul tries to start the engines. Alan decides that one call is to Ellie and at first gets her son.

Unfortunately as the kid is taking the phone to Ellie, they are attacked by the Spinosaurus who can swim.

I Remember When People Were Calling BS On This Too, But Further Study Has Shown These Dinosaurs To Be Very Aquatic And Can Swim In Oceans.

Everyone puts themselves in a cage for protection, but the phone is outside so when the phone gets to Ellie….

Although It Takes A Bit As The Kid Gets Distracted By Barney.

Where Is An Eskimo Hitman From Mafia! When You Need Him.

Ellie can hear the dinosaurs roars and know that her friend Alan is in deep trouble.

The group in the cage nearly gets drowned because of the Spinosaurus (who is okay with we food), but Paul is able to escape the cage, get on a crane, and distract the Spinosaurus. The rest of the group escapes as well and Alan grabs a flare gun. He shoots a flare which gets the Spinosaurus’ attention on him, but that is quickly removed as it also causes a fire because the boat the Spinosaurus sunk had oil which is flammable.

Paul is also able to escape and the Spinosaurus is no longer a problem for them as that is the last time we see the big new threat. Paul then tries to remind Amanda and Eric of the time they went fishing and he ended up sinking the trailer trying to put the boat in the water which ended in chaos with a tow truck driver, who wanted to knock Paul’s lights out. Paul says that he misses fishing now. When they continue walking, they hear the ocean and try to go, but first the Raptors are back.

Alan tries to give them back the eggs and communicate with them with the machine they 3D printed.

Unfortunately, he may have insulted the Raptors’ mothers as the Raptors are super pissed.

What Did You Say About My Fucking Mother???!!!!

But thankfully, helicopters are heard so the Raptors just run away with the eggs. The helicopters mean that rescue as arrived as you might remember that Ellie’s husband works for the state department and apparently, he was able to get a unit to the island to save them.

This Movie Will Once Again Ignore That There Are Two Islands And That This Unit Could Have Gone To The Wrong Island

Eric tells Alan that he has to thank Ellie now and Alan agrees. We also find that the rescue unite found Billy alive.

Everyone leaves the island as it is implied that Paul and Amanda have gotten back together. But you also get a ending where the Pteranodons have escaped the aviary and are now heading mainland which could set up for a future sequel.

A Sequel A Decade Later That Will Completely Ignore The Events Of This Film And Bring The Dinosaurs Back To A Theme Park Called Jurassic World.

So that was Jurassic Park III. The film was very much hated by critics, but the critics were mixed on The Lost World: Jurassic Park II so that means nothing. What does mean something is the box office because while this film did make money and was the 8^th highest grossing film of 2001, that was a huge step down from previous films as it is still the lowest grossing Jurassic Park/World film in the entire franchise. The franchise would remain dormant for more than a decade until 2015 when Jurassic World came out with a new cast from the previous films (except one scientist from the first film).

And Since That Film Was A Smash, The Franchise Continues On.

As far as the cast and director are involved, everyone in this film were neither helped nor hurt by this film and everyone ended up on the same level with hits and misses to their career, except for Linda Park (who played a character named Hannah) as during the same year as this film, she would also get her big break in Star Trek: Enterprise as Ensign Hoshi Sato.

But sadly, we have to get to people who have sadly passed away since this film has happened. Michael Jeter (who played Udesky) passed away in 2003 at the age of 50 from asphyxiation during an epileptic seizure. Sarah Danielle Madison (who played Cheryl) died in 2014 at the age of 40 from probably a heart ailment (although it has never been truly released). Craig Richards (who had an uncredited role as Billy’s Bar Buddy) left this mortal coil in 2016 at the age of 60 from cancer. Julio Oscar Mechoso (who played Enrique Cardoso, one of the guys on the boat at the beginning) left this mortal coil in 2017 at the age of 62 after suffering a heart attack. Bruce French (who played a science reporter) passed away in 2025 at the age of 79 from Alzheimer’s Disease. Brad Everett Young (who played an uncredited role as a Paleontology Student) died in 2025 at the age of 51 in a car crash. Sam Neill (who played Dr. Alan Grant) died this year of 2026 at the age of 78 of pneumonia.

So my final thoughts are this film is not that good. However, I would watch this film over The Lost World: Jurassic Park II as well as Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Jurassic World: Dominion. This film has insane moments of stupidity that I can only just laugh at like the Raptor on a plane, the T-Rex piss jar, the stealth Spinosaurus with the satellite phone give-away in that one scene, and the Raptors getting pissed off at Alan trying to use the 3D printed communicator. I was also pissed off when the T-Rex was jobbed the way it was by the Spinosaurus because while I can understand making the Spinosaurus the bigger threat by killing the old big threat, there needs to be more than 2 minutes of a fight scene.

Now next month, AnimalBoy won the March Madness Bracket Pick’em back in April and his reward was picking this induction. You may know there was a whole issue where I got him confused with someone else and that was why we had the November 2023 induction of Legend Of Hercules and I made it up to him by doing the February 2024 induction and he had two choices I could go with. I chose Orca because I actually like that film and would love to do an induction on a while flawed film, it was a lot of fun. So because he won again, I have to induct the other film he gave me of those two and that film is one that I know is bad and it is too silly for me to enjoy. That film is….

Stephen King Wrote This Script And May Have Been On Cocaine Doing It.