Saturday, September 21, 2024

Monster Crap October 2024 Induction Poll (James Earl Jones Month)

Earlier this month, we lost the great James Earl Jones. So Monster Crap has decided to honor him the only way we know how and that is via an induction. Now I know I originally promised on Twitter (I refuse to call it X) that there would 9 nominees, but since one of them is a sequel to a movie I'd rather induct first, I decided to pass on it so we have an even 8 nominees instead.

Blood Tide (1982)
When Will People Learn To Not Blow Up Ancient Temples Because Something Dumb Could Be Inside It. 

Casper: A Spirited Beginning (1997)
The 90s Casper Movie Actually Made Some Money So Let's Make A Direct To Video Prequel With None Of The Charm Of The Original

Judge Dredd (1995)
You Want To Know Why The Fun 2012 Movie Dredd Bombed, It's Because People Still Remembered This Pile Of Crap From 1995. 

Nine Dog Christmas (2002)
This Rarely Heard Of Animated Christmas Crap Asks The Never Before Asked Question Of What If We Replace Reindeers With Dogs.

The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
The Exorcist Made A Lot Of Money So Let's Make A Sequel And Let's Give It To A Director Who Despised The First Film. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

The Lion King remake (2019)
It's The 2010s And Disney Has Decided For Greedy Reasons They Need To Make Newer And Soulless  "Live Action" Versions Of Their Animated Classics So Of Course, They Would Eventually Get Around To Remaking One Of Their Biggest Money Makers Of All Time In The Lion King. 

The Meteor Man (1993)
After Directing Eddie Murphy's Raw And Hollywood Shuffle, Robert Townsend Wanted To Have Make A Superhero Film Starring An African American That The Kids On The Streets Could Look Up To And This Was Sadly The Result. 

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
The Only Star Wars Property That George Lucas Wants To Stay Buried So It Probably Will Never Get A DVD Release, But There Is Always DVD-R. It's A Terrible Made For TV Film That Decides We Dont Need To Follow Most Of The Star Wars Characters And Instead Follow Chewbacca's Family. 

Poll ends September 28 at 12 AM




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