Saturday, March 23, 2024

Monster Crap April 2024 Induction Poll

It's Time Once Again That The Faithful Followers Of This Site Once Again Decide What That Fool Seth Inducts. Same As Always With Ten Choices And One Winner. Here Are Your Choices.

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

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Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

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Darkness Falls (2003)
The Film Debut Of Bad Director Jonathan Liebesman....Only Good Thing I Can Say Is I Like The Song That Is Played Over And Over Again

An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.

The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got. 

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine. 

Ghost Ship (2002)
Sometimes You Sadly Get One Shot To Be The Lead In A Theatrical Film And If It Flops, You're Entire Career Afterwards Is Either TV Roles Or Supporting Characters In Movies, For Juliana Margulies Of ER Fame, That One Shot Was Ghost Ship, A Movie That Is Only Interesting For The Opening Massacre And Nothing Else. 

Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)
After The Surprise Success Of The First Jeepers Creepers Movie, Convicted Pedophile Victor Salva Decides That He Isn't Going To Hide The Fact That He Likes Young Boys As The Creeper Goes After A Bus Filled With Men's High School BasketBall Players....And Some Female Cheerleaders As Well. 

From Within (2008)
Sure Curses Are All Fun And Games Until You Catch A Bit Of The Death And You Have To Deal With Psychotic Religious Assholes Who Think They Can Take The Law Into Their Own Fans. Oh And Rumer Willis Is In This Film As Well. 

The Black Hole (2006)
Kristy Swanson And Judd Nelson Has To Deal With Someone Accidentally Creating A Black Hole In St. Louis And A Creature Coming Out Of It So They Have To Put The Creature Back Into The Black Hole Before The Entire City Of St. Louis Gets Nuked To The Ground. Because Somehow We Can Create Black Holes, Who Knows.

Poll ends March 30 at 12 AM

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