Monster Crap March 2024 Induction Poll

Have You All Missed Me? Well, I Havent Missed Any Of You And I Certainly Have Not Missed These Polls, But It Is Time Once Again For You To Help Me Choose How That Poor Sap Seth Drakin Will Suffer For The Next Two Months. This Is The First So Let's Get To The Nominees That You Will Choose Between. 

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)

Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)

This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

Darkness Falls (2003)

The Film Debut Of Bad Director Jonathan Liebesman....Only Good Thing I Can Say Is I Like The Song That Is Played Over And Over Again

An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.

Strange Invaders (1983)

Aliens Decide To Invade A Small Town And Win, But They Decide To Stay There And It Becomes Very Apparent That You Start To Ask, Why Did They Pick This World And This Town To Invade??

The Ring Two (2005)

The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got. 

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine. 

Ghost Ship (2002)
Sometimes You Sadly Get One Shot To Be The Lead In A Theatrical Film And If It Flops, You're Entire Career Afterwards Is Either TV Roles Or Supporting Characters In Movies, For Juliana Margulies Of ER Fame, That One Shot Was Ghost Ship, A Movie That Is Only Interesting For The Opening Massacre And Nothing Else. 

Red Riding Hood (2011)

It's 2011 And The Twilight Craze Is In Full Effect So Let's Make A Rip Off Version Using A Public Domain Fairy Tale, Some Character Actors, And Have Werewolves Replace Vampires Because Screw Originality, We Gotta Try To Cash In On The Hot Thing Currently Going Because The Only Thing That Matters Here Is Taking Teen Girls Money. 

The Beast (1996)

Let's Take Another Peter Benchley Novel And Turn It Into A Miniseries/Movie And Pray People Enjoy It As Much As Jaws (Spoiler: They Didn't)\

Poll ends February 24 at 12 AM