Well, In May, Some Guy Named Bob Will Be Deciding This Chumpstain's Induction Pains So I Better Get One More In Before I Go Back To My Own Dimension For The Summer And It Is Definitely Better Than This Craphole World So Here Is What You Have To Choose...
Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)
Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release
Darkness Falls (2003)
The Film Debut Of Bad Director Jonathan Liebesman....Only Good Thing I Can Say Is I Like The Song That Is Played Over And Over Again
A Crazy Rich Guy Wants Kids To Try To Survive 7 Days With 7 Different Species Of Shark. Must I Also Mention This Is A SyFy Original.
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.
Aliens Decide To Invade A Small Town And Win, But They Decide To Stay There And It Becomes Very Apparent That You Start To Ask, Why Did They Pick This World And This Town To Invade??
The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got.
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine.
Sometimes You Sadly Get One Shot To Be The Lead In A Theatrical Film And If It Flops, You're Entire Career Afterwards Is Either TV Roles Or Supporting Characters In Movies, For Juliana Margulies Of ER Fame, That One Shot Was Ghost Ship, A Movie That Is Only Interesting For The Opening Massacre And Nothing Else.
It's 2011 And The Twilight Craze Is In Full Effect So Let's Make A Rip Off Version Using A Public Domain Fairy Tale, Some Character Actors, And Have Werewolves Replace Vampires Because Screw Originality, We Gotta Try To Cash In On The Hot Thing Currently Going Because The Only Thing That Matters Here Is Taking Teen Girls Money.
Voting ends March 25 at 12 AM
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