It's Been A Long Time Since I Have Been Punishing That Toad Known As Seth Drakin And While It Has Been A Good Time To Be In A World Where There Is No COVID-19, I Feel I Need To Come Out To Give Seth Drakin That Suffering That I Feel He Deserves. Now I've Decided That There Are 10 Movies That I Chose At Random That The Loser Can Induct And You Get To Choose Which One He Does. Here Are Your Choices.
Produced By The Well Known Independent Movie Producer Roger Corman.....'s Brother Gene, Comes A Film That Is "Basically A Remake Of Naked Paradise, Just With A Monster In It" According To Leonard Maltin.
From The Studio That Gave Us "Prince Of Space" And "Invasion Of The Neptune Men", A Film That's Script Was An Uncredited Ed Wood Script And That In Many Places Was A Film That Tried To Claim It Was A Doctor X Film.
No Skin Is Eaten In This Old School Zombie Film (No "Biting Turns People Into Zombies") That Was So Boring That It Could Not Be Sold On His Own So Movie Producers Had To Sell This Along With Another Movie "I Drink Your Blood"
At A Certain Time, Hollywood Producers Decided For Some Reason To Romanticize Piece Of Shit Outlaws And Here, Let's Have One Of Those Bad Outlaws Face The Daughter Of Frankenstein Because Facing Frankenstein Himself, Would Be Too Unbelievable, Despite The Fact That This Movie Takes Place After The Outlaw Died.
The Last Film From Film Ventures International Head Edward L. Montoro Before He Decided To Embezzle A Million Dollars And Disappear Into Mexico. In It, Wings Hauser And Bo Hopkins Team Up To Fight Infected Townsfolk Who Are Sick With A Mysterious Disease Caused By Toxic Waste Being Dumped Out By A Nearby Chemical Plant.
A Comedy Horror Film That Starred Susan Blakely And The Late John Saxon Where A Woman Gets Turned Into A Werewolf And It Is Up To The Woman's Daughter To Save Her Mother From Living Life As A Monstrous Killer.
Despite This Movie Teasing Us That This Monster Rips People's Heads Off, You Really Never See The Monster Ripping People's Heads Off So A Bit Of False Advertising There. Also, No Real Blood In This Film About A Blood Beast. Oh And The Scriptwriter Hates This Film Since He Was The Victim Of Some Corman-Highjacking And Was Only Shown The Final Product Once It Premiered.....To A Premiere That The Producers Tried To Even Hide From Him.
Killer Rattlesnakes Exposed To Nerve Gas Secretly Distributed By The Evil Military Led By An Evil Colonel, Cause Havoc On A Town And It Is Up To A Scientist To Stop Them. This Also Was An Early Score Job For The Late Miles Goodman Who Would Later Get Nominated For A Golden Globe.
A Beautiful Woman Is Hypnotized To Resurrect A Past Life Of Her Being A Monster. The Hypnotist Uses That Monster To Kill People Who Have Pissed Him Off, But Of Course This Lovely Woman Now Has A Suitor And Of Course, The Hypnotist Likes Her Himself. Hijinks Ensue....
Before Nazi-Ploitation Became A Idea To Have Nude Woman Get Treated Terribly While In Concentration Camps, They In Fact Were Times Where The Nazis Could Come Back And Take Over The World. In This Case, It Turns Out The Nazis Saved Hitler And Kept Him In A Machine That Looks Really Bad. Now Our Heroes Have To Save The World. Considered One Of The Worst Films Of All Time.
Poll will close on September 25 at 12 AM ET
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