This Will Break Seth's Heart, But I Am Back Bitches From My Fun Time In The Negaverse. So I See Seth Had Some Laughs And Some Screams Over Some Of The Films You All Wanted Him To Induct And Thus For My Return From Vacation, I'm Going To Take The 15 Movies That Got The Most Votes In All Of This Little Summer Of Fun And Give Them A Second Chance. Could Be Another Chance To Give Him A Laugh Or A Scream. Personally, I Enjoy The Screaming.
So Here's What You've Got.
Cats (2019)
This Whole Movie Is Just An Entire Episode Of Of The World Wondering "Why?" From The CGI (Which Originally Wasn't Finished By Time Of Initial Release), To Many Of The Casting Choices, To Just About Everything.
Continuing With Films That Stars Would Regret Making. Here Is A Movie That Even It's Main Star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Would Roast Himself For Being In.
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Based On The Popular Role Playing Game, Dungeons & Dragons Had So Much Hype Going Into It...And Completely Bombed Financially And Critically. This Mess Sank Many Careers And In Watching It, You Can See Why.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
After Two Good Final Destination Films, We Get One That Is So Bad That Once It Comes On DVD, They Needed To Make A Gimmick Where We Determine If The Kills Happen As We Saw Them Or They Change, Most Of Which Changes Freaking Nothing.
Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987)
Guns, Boobs, And Tons Of Explosions.....We Get To Enter The Very Exploitative World Of Andy Sidaris. And While Not On The Poster, This Film Also Has A Killer Snake.
Highlander 2: The Quickening (1991)
My Second Favorite Film Of All Time Sadly Gets An Infamous Sequel That Says All The Immortals Were Either Aliens Or People From The Distant Past, Depending On Which Version You Get.
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Howard The Duck (1986)
Long Before The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel's First Character To Get His Own Theatrical Movie Was This Movie Where Many Questions Were Asked About Creepy Bestiality
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
What Better Way To Bury Serial Rapist Bill Cosby Than To Talk About His Most Embarrassing Film?
Mac And Me (1988)
An Awesomely Bad ET Rip-Off That Was Sponsored By McDonald's And Coca-Cola That Although Uncredited, Was Jennifer Aniston's Movie Debut.
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
One Of The Films That Ended The Run Of Cannon Films Was This Film That Really Did Bastardized The He-Man Franchise...And Because We Are Too Cheap, Most Of It Happens On Earth.
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Hanna-Barbera Best-Selling Property Gets Made Into A Film That Is Pretty Bad With Some Horrendous CGI. But At Least For Matthew Lillard, He Still Plays Shaggy Most Of The Time Even Today.
Sharkenstein (2016)
From The Low Budget Cult Icons The Polonia Brothers Comes A Film Where Nazis Bring To Life A Mish-Mash Shark Via The Good Old Fashion Frankenstein Method
Son Of The Mask (2005)
More Than A Decade After The First Film Starring Jim Carrey Was A Huge Hit, Some Dumbass Decided To Make A Sequel To It With Jamie Kennedy Replacing Jim Carrey. It Was A Bad Idea.
Superman III (1983)
Superman I Was A Great Movie. Superman II Is A Polarizing Movie That Depends On Which Cut You Like Better As The Director Was Fired During Filming. Superman III.....The Most Forgettable Superman Movie And That Includes Superman IV: Quest For Peace. And For Good Reason Too.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
Because The First Lego Movie Was A Huge Hit, Films Thought That Making Movies Out Of Common Things That Kids Are Doing Equals Money If You Include Enough Stuff That The Adults Like, Forgetting That You Also Need To Be A Good Movie For That To Work.
Poll ends 10/31 at 12 AM ET
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