Saturday, February 17, 2018

Monster Crap March 2018 Induction Poll

Well, unfortunately that puny Seth is not in constant pain from watching From Dusk Til Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money. Every time I see him, he is just looks normal and that is no fun. I want the man to be suffering and since there will be no theme to this month, let's see if one of these ten choices can get that suffering that I want. 


Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

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Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

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The Grudge 2 (2006)
What Began With One....Will End With Crap

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Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)
Proof That Just Because You Were Able To Cast The Brother Of The Actor Who Played The Last Bad Guy Doesn't Mean He Is Gonna Work Just As Well

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Final Days Of Planet Earth (2006)
This Movie Found A Way To Make Bug People Seem Rather Boring

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Hello, Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)
This Film Probably Should Have Stayed Torched Like The Evil Prom Queen Was

The Cave (2005)
Beneath Hell Lies Complete Boredom

Puppet Master (1989)
Crap Comes In All Sizes

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Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)
The Turtle Full Of Meat Faces Knife Lizard That Shows That Gamera Knows Gymnastics. 

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Meridian: Kiss of the Beast (1990)
Someone Decided It Was Okay To Be In Love With Your Monster Rapist. 

Poll ends at February 24, at 12 AM


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