Well, its 2012 and its time to finally close out 2011 with the GINO Awards (which is the award for the worst movie (w/ monster(s) of the year). 2011 was a really bad year and because of so much crap deserving of being nominated.........there are 30 nominees this year which is alot (double last year's nominees). Here are the nominees.
Alvin
& The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
This Film Was Better
Off As Roadkill
Almighty
Thor
The God Of
Thunder…..Uses Guns. Nuff Said
Battle: Los Angeles
For The First Time
Ever, I Wanted To Just Grab The Camera & Tell It To Stay Still
Breaking Dawn Part 1
The Worst Twilight
Movie Yet………….I Kid You Not
Children Of The Corn: Genesis
Dimension
Extreme……..You Already Did Your Stupid Remake……….Please Give The Franchise To
Someone Else
Chromeskull: Laid To Rest 2
I Liked The First
Laid To Rest………..However, Terrible Acting & Changing The Formula To The
Film Made Me Despise The Sequel
Creature
One Of The Biggest
Box Office Bombs…..Why Was This In Theaters???
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
More Like Dylan
Dog: Dead On Arrival
Flesh Wounds
A Predator Rip-Off
Except The Characters Aren’t Awesome In Any Ways
Gnomeo & Juliet
An Insult To
William Shakespeare’s Most Known Play
Hellraiser: Revelations
Like The Nightmare
On Elm Street Remake Showed, Pinhead Should Be Played By Doug Bradley And No
One Else
The Howling: Reborn
Why Did This
Franchise Feel The Need To Rip-Off Twilight??
Hoodwinked Too:
Hood vs. Evil
You Were
Hoodwinked………..If You Were Expecting A Good Film
Husk
This Film Needs A
Brain
In Yet Another Uwe Boll
Sequel……..Dolph Lundgren Shows He Was Just There For The Paycheck
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
A Battle Between
Two Monsters Is Overshadowed By The Lousy Battle Between Two 80s Pop Stars Who
Can’t Act
Priest
What Had Potential
Became A Mess Because Some Dumbass Decided They Needed To Cut The Hell Out Of
This Film
Quarantine 2
RABIES………………….DON’T
WORK THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Riding Hood
Movie………………..What
Big Crap You Have
River of Darkness
Proving That Wrestling
Sadly Does Not Translate To Acting
Season Of The Witch
This Movie Is
Cursed With Being Extremely Boring
Shark Night
A PG-13 Shark
Attack Movie With One Of The Dumbest Twists Ever
Skeleton Key 3: The Organ Trail
The Original
Skeleton Key Did Not Need A Sequel Let Alone A Third Movie
Spy Kids: All The Time In The World
It’s Time For
Robert Rodriguez To Stop Doing Kids Movies
Super Shark
Uber-Low Budget
Directing Legend Fred Olen Ray Does A Killer Shark Movie……..Not Much Else To
Say
Swamp Shark
Genetically Altered
Shark Belongs More In The Sewers Than In A Swamp
The Thing
This Unoriginal
Prequel Replaces Everything I Loved About The Original In This Insult To The
John Carpenter Classic
Vanishing on 7th Street
An Extreme
Disappointment Of A Film, Considering It Had An Interesting Idea & A Decent
Main Cast.
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings
A “Prequel” That
Tries To Rip Off Hostel Too Much & Betrays The Continuity Of The Series.
Zookeeper
Should Have Locked
This Film In A Cage & Never Let It Out
Poll ends on January 14, 2012 at 12 AM
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