Saturday, February 15, 2025

Monster Crap March 2025 Induction Poll

 
It's Time Once Again For You To Decide How I Torture Seth Drakin In March And Once Again, I Have 10 Choices For You. One With The Most Votes Is How He Is Tortured. 

An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.

The Ring Two (2005)
The Ring Was A Huge Hit, Which Proved That Horror Movies From Japan Could Be Remade In The US And Be Successful (For Better Or Worse). The Ring Two Completely Crapped All Over The Goodwill The First Film Got. 

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
From One Of The Producers Of The First Ever Monster Crap Induction, Former WCW World Champion David Arquette And Kari Wuhrer (The Chick Who Got Her Neck Broken By Jon Voight In Anaconda) Takes On Giant Spiders That Come From A Mine. 

From Within (2008)
Sure Curses Are All Fun And Games Until You Catch A Bit Of The Death And You Have To Deal With Psychotic Religious Assholes Who Think They Can Take The Law Into Their Own Fans. Oh And Rumer Willis Is In This Film As Well. 

Planet Of The Apes (2001)
This Was A Much Hyped Remake To The Planet Of The Apes Film Directed By Tim Burton And The Bastards Blew It Up So Bad That They Would Have To Wait Ten More Years Before They Could Get A Successful Planet Of The Apes Reboot. 

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
A Film That Was So Much Of A Mess To Make That Sir Sean Connery Would Never Act In A Live Action Film Again. 

The Ruins (2008)
Come For The Hidden Mayan Temple, Stay For The Hungry Killer Plants, And Be Annoyed By The Characters That We Mostly Follow

Outpost (2008)
When Trying To Steal Nazi Gold, Please Make Sure That There Are No Nazi Zombies Defending It Because Nazi Zombies Normally Make For A Not Fun Movie

Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
13 Years After Bride Of Re-Animator (Long Past The Point Most People Would Care), Brian Yuzna And Jeffrey Combs Try To Continue The Series One More Time....But This Time It Will Be Made For The SyFy Channel

The Brothers Grimm (2005)
You Can Have A Huge Promotion, A Good Cast, And Have A Great Director In Terry Gilliam, Yet You Can Still Make Something Bad If You Have Your Idea Is Being Fucked Around With By A Sexual Assaulter And His Brother

Voting ends February 22 at 12 AM

Tuesday, February 11, 2025

RIP Peter Tuiasosopo

1965 -2025

It is with heavy hearts that Monster Crap has learned that Peter Tuiasosopo has passed away at the age of 61 from heart complications. Most people will know him for one role and that includes Monster Crap as he played E. Honda in Street Fighter. 


He was also in the background in Batman and Robin. 

He Is The Guy The Furthest Back.

He will be missed.