Monster Crap
Inductee: Up From The Depths
Your Vacation Is About To Get Wacky
1979
It’s
May which means it is time for me to start my five month span of having
inductions of films that I like, but I will agree that most people probably
will have issues with. And hey, it was better than the alternative, which was
NegaSeth subjecting me to some of the worst crap and trust me, you would not
have been entertained by those films, let alone me explaining them.
And
it has been a good year for me so far. The Carolina Panthers made it to the
Super Bowl (although I’m still upset we lost to Denver and those rotten
Broncos), the Toronto Raptors got to the Eastern Conference Finals for the
first time in NBA history (as well as having taken two games from the team
everyone thought would sweep the whole Eastern Conference in the Cleveland
Cavaliers), and my most happiest this year, the San Jose Sharks getting to the
Stanley Cup Finals for the first time in franchise history (and considering the
heartache that had happened, I will take getting there for now (still want them
to win though)). So let’s continue the good times with this summer.
We
start this off this fun summer off with a film from the 70s from your Academy
Award winning shlock mastering friend and mine, Roger Corman. You see, before
1975, the summer was not the blockbuster season we know of today. In fact, it
was the actual dumping ground for movies which the filmmakers had no faith in.
But that all changed with the movie that destroyed the Godfather to be the #1
domestic grossing film in Jaws.
Now,
Jaws would only last 2 years as the #1 grossing film before it was beat out by
Star Wars in 1977. But Jaws still has the effect of the summer blockbuster that
still exists today. And with films that make such a huge impact, you know there
will be rip offs and our good man Roger Corman would make a few of them and
this would just be one of them.
Unfortunately,
I can’t say much about what happened before the film because as with many Roger
Corman films, there isn’t much remembered about these films. But I will tell
you that while I may like the film, the director Charles B. Griffith (also
co-directed the original Little Shop of Horrors (which he was uncredited for)
and was a 2nd unit director on Death Race 2000 (which he also
wrote)) calls the entire experience “terrible” and believes Roger Corman sent
him to the Philippines to direct this film as punishment for some reason.
Apparently this was originally meant to be an action film, but with everyone in
the Philippines so depressed and the goofy looking fish with bug eyes, they
decided to make this film a comedy and of course, that made people happy. The
film was filmed and Roger cut 75 minutes off the film, which an editor would
say to him “That’s a set-up, that’s a pay-off”. And as far as the cast is
concerned, several of these people were also in Apocalypse Now as well so I
have a feeling these might have been shot around the same time and near the
same area where it was easy for them to work on both films.
But
with that little info out there, it is time for me to get into this fun Jaws
rip-off known as Up From The Depths.
We
begin this film in the deep blue sea.
No,
Not The 1999 Movie. And For Those Asking, This Movie Is Not Anywhere Near My
Nomination Radar.
In
a boat above that just anchored, a biologist named Dr. Whiting and one of his
female students (that he may be sleeping with and is never given a name so you
can guess how long she has left to live) are getting ready as the female is
going for a dive underwater.
For
what exactly is the dive for? Who knows! So this female student is on this dive
and suddenly we get an underwater earthquake. Luckily for the student, none of
the falling rocks hit her. Of course while normally people would come up after
an underwater earthquake, she still decides to keep swimming as if nothing is
wrong. And don’t even give me the excuse that she probably didn’t know it
happened because if she didn’t feel it, she definitely should have heard it as
earthquakes aren’t exactly known for their silence.
Not
Even The Late John Tenta Could Be Stealthy.
But
suddenly she sees something and makes some motion of mortal danger and she gets
dragged under by something.
Yeah,
considering what is going to have done this, she should be at least bleeding a
tiny bit. After this, her oxygen tank floats right to the top and then we get
some blood to signify that she is dead.
Whiting
sees this and realizes that his student is probably not returning although he
isn’t going to tell anyone because….well, just because…
Hmm…I
Wonder If This Blood Cancels Out The Salt, Which Will Allow Me To Drink This
Water.
And
then we get the generic title crawl.
Nope…Not
Even Bothering With The Title Card That Was On The Damn Poster. To Roger
Corman, That Costs More Money Than He Is Willing To Pay, Dammit!
And
we go immediately to women in luau dresses shaking their asses.
We
Swear We Are In Hawaii And Not In The Phillipines. Now Watch These Girls Shake
What Their Mommas Gave Them.
And
as the credits come out to play, we see women learning how to do the hula dance
at this “Hawaiian resort”. We also see other shenanigans going on like a guy
getting a drink in before he decides to go back into the water, the hotel
manager checking on various guests to see if they are enjoying their stay, and
my favorite.
Gentlemen
Who Is Playing Chess…Against Himself
A
kid tries to tell his mom that there is something weird in the water. His mom
tells him to play somewhere else and the kid then tries to warn a gentlemen to
stay away from the area. He asks what the kid wants him to stay away from and
falls into it, revealing the weird thing in the water being…
Bloody
Clothes
Of
course this displeases some of the guests as the man who ended up with the
bloody clothes is cleaned up. The hotel manager named Mr. Forbes tries to calm
things down and offers the gentlemen with blood all over him some drinks on the
house. They think it is chum and of course Mr. Forbes wants to talk to Rachael,
who is on water patrol.
Water
Patrol, My Ass
She
immediately comes to Mr. Forbes and they go to somewhere private, where he
tells her about the red liquid that got on some guests.
He
of course has a suspect in the Sullivans and thinks they are going to ruin his
hotel. He goes to sit down, but is steered away from the spot because he was
about to sit on a dead shark.
He
talks about how Greg and his drunk uncle Earl are trying to swindle his guests
and because he wouldn’t allow them to play their con games on the guests, they
are now trying to ruin the hotel experience for the guests. He tells her to
tell the two that they are banned from hotel property over this crap. And we
have a random guy who just takes the picture of the shark.
Giving
Credit Where Credit Is Due, This Is A Nice Shot
We
immediately then meet the nephew Greg who is at the bar trying to get a couple
to charter a fishing trip with the boat run by himself and his uncle. He also
signals a local salesperson to put up a giant tiki with a Not For Sale Sign so
he can play his game with the two. He has the salesmen try to reluctantly sale
them the giant tiki while he will come to the rescue so he won’t swindle them.
A
Double Swindle
Dr.
Whiting comes back with some guys he was working with and he goes to report his
student as a missing person to the harbor master, even though he knows that she
is most likely dead. He says that she most likely drowned and Greg just
overhears this. The couple comes aboard for the tour and we meet the uncle
named Earl.
The
uncle decides to sell the couple on a secret treasure from some rich family
whose ship sank because of water spout.
Well,
I Wouldn’t Say Sank….More The Ship Got Ripped Apart.
Basically
what they are saying is down there is some ivory and jade. Greg tells the
couple that they found a samurai sword with a jade handle and sold it for $800.
Racheal meets with Greg and we immediately learn they are secretly a couple.
They
talk in secret and she warns Greg that Mr. Forbes has banned them from the
hotel property because he believes they went shark fishing nearby. Greg claims
innocence over the matter, but she just wants him not to get in any trouble
over the matter. He tells her about a girl drowning and is more concerned about
what time he can pick her up for their date.
We
also see Whiting talking with the cop about the missing girl. They also talk
about how there was a rumor that Whiting and the girl were getting busy, but
says that he will get on to finding out if she is okay or not. He also gets
some strange fish from his two helpers as we see the fin of the beast that will
be our monster in this film.
Funny
Thing Is That During One Of These Scenes Where They Were Doing Just The Dorsal
Fin, This Happened According To The 2nd Unit Director Ted Boehler. “I Was In The Camera Boat Just Out Of The Shot With My Stuntman Scuba Diver
Who Had A Dorsal Fin Strapped To His Back- That Looked Like A Giant Fin From
The Camera Position On Shore. My Diver Had Just Entered The Water When Suddenly
There Was A Great Thrashing In The Water Near The "Fake" Dorsal Fin,
And I Heard On The Walkie-Talkie From Shore, ‘Keep It Up. That Thrashing And Splashing,
It Looks Great!!" Whoa…A REAL Seven-Foot Thresher Shark Had Suddenly Appeared
Near The Boat And Was Raising Havoc In A School Of Baitfish Near Us On The
Surface! I Decided Not To Tell My Diver After He Surfaced.”
We
then go to some kids with their dad on a glass bottom boat. A sailor notices a
hand underwater and goes to see if he can help the person it belongs to.
Don’t
Think That Is Going To Be Likely, Good Sir
That
night, Mr. Forbes goes to check on his guests. He sees Rachel talking with an
author who is doing an article for a magazine about the area and he needs some
pictures of the beaches and of Rachel.
Mr.
Forbes is interrupted by a worker named Harry, who tries to tell him about
something that the hotel manager needs to see and after seeing Greg and Earl at
the bar, he tries to tell his employee to leave it on the desk, until he is
told that it is a human arm. Mr. Forbes then shrugs it off as it was on the
reef and not on hotel property, which he believes means it isn’t his
responsibility, even harshly telling Harry to throw it back. Yeah…this guy is a
bit of an asshole.
We
see that Greg and Earl give the couple (who they are swindling) a map and a
direct location of where the ivory and jade may be. Mr. Forbes tries to tell
the couple (who have the last name of Bennett) that Greg and Earl are banned
from hotel property, but the Bennetts and their friend Mr. Holland, tells Mr.
Forbes to get lost as they are doing business. He then tries to have his staff
throw Greg and Earl out, but Earl scares them off with his yells. The two then
leave, then the Bennetts leave as well, with Mrs. Bennett telling Mr. Forbes
that they came here to have a good time and he shouldn’t try to spoil it for
them.
The
next day, Rachel takes the author to an island so he can take pictures of one
of the beaches for his article. This of course stops these two lovebirds from
making out so they leave with the guy telling his girlfriend that they are
never going to be alone.
The
author starts taking pictures of Rachel and Rachel tells the author about Iris
Lee, the playmate who is coming here as part of a photoshoot of her own this
afternoon. The author decides to go waist deep into the water to get better
pictures of Rachel, but that proves to be an unwise decision as the monster
decides to kill him.
The
author can only scream as Rachel looks on in horror.
She
goes over to where the cameraman was, but all she can find is his camera and
some blood on the rocks. We then head to Greg who has a spear gun and a bag.
He
is at the shipwreck, where he plants some fake loot as part of his scheme with
his uncle to swindle money out of the Bennetts and Mr. Holland. We also hear
voice overs from the two swindlers talking about this plan with the fake loot
being ways to wet their appetite for treasure hunting. Greg also shoots a fish
with his gun.
Mr.
Forbes yells at his staff about waste and it not being a soup kitchen. Rachel
comes back still in shock and Mr. Forbes asks what is wrong. He initially
thinks Rachel has been raped by the author, but she tells him that something in
the water killed him. Mr. Forbes takes her somewhere private so they can
continue this conversation and not scare his staff. He tries to get Rachel to
calm down about the whole thing, but when Rachel asks if he will call the
police, Forbes says he definitely will not do that. He says the nearest police
is on Maui and if they call them, they will scare off customers. He also says
that since it didn’t happen here, they don’t need to let this get out to the
guests.
After
that, Greg and Earl take Mr. Bennett and Mr. Holland out to the shipwreck so
they can hunt for buried treasure. We see some jokes between Earl and Mr.
Bennett like Earl talking about how he got this boat for two whores and Bennett
wanting to trade his wife for the boat.
Mr.
Holland goes into the water with Greg. They of course find the conveniently
fake loot (and some actual real treasure), but Mr. Holland also meets the
underwater monster.
Greg
sees this and decides to get the hell out of there. Greg quickly gets back to
the boat and tells Earl what happened to Mr. Holland. Mr. Bennett wonders what
is going on, but Earl gets him to get inside by saying there is a typhoon
coming. Greg says that Mr. Holland actually found ivory and jade, which he
always thought his uncle made up that story to sell people on this scam. Earl
says that he never made the story up, but he never believed it was really down
there. We also get told that it was no shark that killed Mr. Holland.
Elsewhere,
Iris Lee arrives to the hotel.
She
sees some koi and gives them bubble gum, which they eat (and will probably
choke on later). She also poses for some cameramen who are there. They ask Iris
how she likes Hawaii and being the bubbleheaded bimbo that she is, she says
that she has never been there, before having to be told that is where she is
now.
Back
on the boat, Earl tells Greg to not tell anyone about Mr. Holland being eaten
up by an undersea monster. He also tells him that they would send in the Army
and Naval Coast Guard, which means they would never be able to get to the
actual treasure. Earl also puts forth the idea of killing the monster and
getting the money for its body. Greg tells Earl to shut up about it as the boat
gets back to land. We find out that Mrs. Bennett wasn’t on the boat because she
gets seasick. Mr. Bennett then tells his wife that Mr. Holland is dead as he was
swept out to sea.
At
that same time, Rachel tries to tell the harbor master on the island about the
death of that author. Earl and Greg also have a drowning to report and harbor
master goes to the station to get someone to come in a few days. Dr. Whiting
shows up convinced that both Greg and Rachel have seen the underwater monster
that killed his student (and implied lover). Greg tries to tell him to get
lost, but he tells the two that they can come and see him when they get over
the shock. Rachel says that she has to work and Whiting says he will go see
her.
That
night, Rachel and Greg sit together when they are told by Mr. Forbes and three
of his employees that Iris Lee has gone missing. They say the last they heard
of her, she tried to get the bartender to go skinny dipping with her. Rachel
then says she must be at Moonlight Beach and goes with the others to go look
for her, while Mr. Forbes tries to say that nothing wrong could be going on.
A Cartoonist’s Interpretation Of Mr. Forbes
A Cartoonist’s Interpretation Of Mr. Forbes
They
find Iris alive and tell her not to go in the water at night, even though she
thinks it is nice. Rachel says she shouldn’t go in the water at all, but her
cameraman says they have to do a lot of shooting tomorrow so yeah, they can’t
keep her out of the water. Rachel says something is out there, the cameraman
asks if there are sharks and Mr. Forbes is insistent that there are no sharks.
I think the scene from earlier where Mr. Forbes almost sat on a dead shark that
washed into the beach tells you that Mr. Forbes is a liar.
The
next day, Rachel gets told by the co-worker that Mr. Forbes told to throw the
arm he found back into the ocean (named Harry) about what he found. Rachel
thinks that it is Iris Lee, but he says it isn’t her as she is out at sea right
now. Rachel says that she is definitely going to call the harbormaster. Greg
asks Harry to show him where he found it and he obliges.
The
harbormaster goes onto Whiting’s boat and asks him about the pictures, which
Whiting tells him are real fish that he took photos of. The harbormaster
inquiries about the fish that that Dr. Whiting is looking for because despite
his attempted ignorance, he knows that something is out there. Whiting doesn’t
want anyone to know about it until he publishes his discovery of the fish as he
thinks it is a new species. The harbormaster tells him that no one is going to
wait that long. On a different boat, Greg and Harry go out to hunt for the
giant fish while Rachel decides to join them.
We
then go to the photo shoot with Iris Lee.
We
also see people on the beach having a good time.
Mr.
Forbes tells the people stuffing the pig and preparing to cook it as they
cannot cook it too long or the pig will shrink. The cook then tells another
cook that Mr. Forbes bought the pig after he died, showing how cheap he is.
Back at the bar, the Bennetts talk about Mr. Holland’s death. Mr. Forbes tries
to be nice and he gets interrupted by Bob Durell of the Honolulu Star Bulletin,
who wants to know about the deaths going on. Mr. Forbes tries to play it off as
an everyday occurrence that someone drowns. Bob says the press is always
interested in fairy tales and then wants to know about the death of the woman
at the beginning. We then kind of get a hint of who tipped the press off about
this whole thing.
Mr.
Forbes sees Uncle Earl and is pissed off. Earl asks for a drink so they can
talk business and Mr. Forbes agrees so he can get rid of him.
Back
at the Iris Lee boat, the photographers are still taking photos of her.
Get
the hell out of here, Nickelback!
Then
we go to Dr. Whiting and the harbormaster as Whiting tells him about the big
fish that probably killed his student.
He
thinks that with the change in currents, that might be why these sea creatures
are coming up. He says the fish are merely confused, but they won’t stay there
forever so he wants to get the big one before it goes down forever. Yep, we got
a person who wants to catch the fish alive so he can study it for science. You know, I know I bring up Jaws a lot in
these kinds of movies, but in Jaws, they had the interesting idea of having
their scientist character you know, not care if the fish gets killed or not and
was more in the best interest of safety for the beachgoers. This whole
scientists not caring how many people die as long as they get their species is
always a horrible cliché that almost never works. To better illustrate this
terrible cliché, we have this bit of dialogue.
Harbormaster: Want to study it
for science?
Whiting: That’s right.
Harbormaster: Get your name in that
book, huh?
Whiting: Why not?
Harbormaster: Fuck everyone else
who goes swimming, right?
Whiting: Hey, the fish were
there first!
So
we go to now people diving off a small rock formation on the shore as Iris
Lee’s boat passes them by. The boat with Greg, Rachel, and Harry comes by. We
get some conversation between Rachel and Greg as Rachel apologizes for being
rude to him at the beginning of the movie with accusing him of shark fishing.
He says don’t worry about it and she says that the hotel isn’t trying to con
the guests, just give them a good time. Greg’s response is to quote his uncle
in saying that everyone wants to get screwed.
Well,
unfortunately for them, some of the divers meet with the monster fish.
Rachel
notices a goggle in the water and then the fish attacks their boat.
The
boat sinks and a rower gets killed immediately.
Dr.
Whiting and the harbormaster hear a loud ping on the sonar and they head up to
the area as well as Whiting knows that is where the big fish is. The
harbormaster tries to shoot at it as Dr. Whiting saves Greg and Rachel. They
leave to go warn Iris’ boat while Harry goes with the rest of the divers to go
back towards shore.
On
that boat, the photographers decide to have Iris pose on a net in the water.
Iris
Lee starts complaining about this net being uncomfortable to lay in and wants
to do the underwater pictures so they do just that.
This
Will End Well…And Yes, I Am Pre-Emptively Back Boxing This So No One Even Tries
To Light Up The Image So They Can See Her Breasts.
So
as you can imagine with my sarcasm, this doesn’t end well.
The people on the boats react to their deaths not at all with complete shock, but with a calm “damn”. Whiting, Greg, Rachel, and the harbormaster leave to continue chasing the fish while the one guy who was still on board the boat that once had Iris Lee aboard to just head back to land depressed.
The people on the boats react to their deaths not at all with complete shock, but with a calm “damn”. Whiting, Greg, Rachel, and the harbormaster leave to continue chasing the fish while the one guy who was still on board the boat that once had Iris Lee aboard to just head back to land depressed.
As
sunset approaches, the workers get the stuffed pig ready for the feast as some
tiki dancers set light torches so the customers can enjoy the night-time
festivities. Earl gives Mr. Forbes a business proposition. He offers to go kill
the monster and he wants some cash. Mr. Forbes balks at the whole offer and
says that there is no monster. Yeah, Mr. Forbes thinks only about his hotel
despite the fact that Earl tells him that he doesn’t give a crap about him. Mr.
Forbes then says that if he doesn’t tell the world, then he doesn’t have a
problem.
Well,
that all changes as the boat carrying the four from a few minutes ago tells
everyone to get out of the water. Then the fish starts eating people.
Some
people get killed, but more people start running and screaming. The
harbormaster also gets killed.
Mr.
Forbes goes crazy and starts shooting the fish from the beach.
This
Doesn’t Work Of Course So Mr. Forbes…What Happened To That Whole “If I Don’t
Tell The World, I Don’t Have A Problem” Idea?
Whiting
stops Mr. Forbes who ends up shooting his foot. Someone screams about there
being a monster fish while Bob the reporter orders a scotch and soda. Yeah, you
know he is not going anywhere. This fish eventually leaves, but the damage has
been done and the next day, people start leaving the resort despite Mr. Forbes’
pleas for them to stay and there are also nurses to tend to the wounded.
The
news media also comes in to report on this whole thing and question if the
resort will even be able to stay open after all of this.
Inside
the hotel, Whiting shows them a flyer that has been posted around the area.
Whiting
wants it alive and Mr. Forbes is furious about this flyer so he decides to do
something about it. Rachel says they are closing the hotel, but Mr. Forbes says
that he is going to pretend he didn’t hear that…which means hotel is staying
open, killer fish be damned. And how right he is because he decides to speak to
everyone about this idea he has had.
Mr.
Forbes has decided that he is going to one-up Earl Sullivan and he is going to
do better for the person who kills the monster fish.
Yep…much
like several other actors, Ermey was shooting Apocalypse Now which was also in
the Philippines so when production had issues (as Apocalypse Now did), they
would be able to be in this film as well. And since R. Lee Ermey would not be a
big name until years later with Full Metal Jacket, he got what is basically an
appearance so anyone who watches this film now can see this little treat of him
sitting there with some buddies.
Anyway,
back to the movie. Mr. Forbes says that for the head of the monster fish, he
will offer $1,000 and an “all expenses paid” week in the presidential suite.
Whiting hates this news while Rachel & Greg decide to help the biologist
catch this fish alive. But with Mr. Forbes upping the ante, we now get into
what made this film enjoyable for me: the turning of this fish hunt into a
Cannonball Run/Wacky Races style romp as we have all types of characters wanting
to cash in on this reward.
The Two Lovebirds From The Island On A Plastic Boat Because Daddy’s Card Couldn’t Get Them A Better
Boat
The
Drunk Couple That Has Been Showing Up Here And There Through This Entire
Film, Well Only The Guy Is Going Out With Some Helpers, Some Guns, And A Goose
Whistle
All
of them and others have decided to catch this fish
Well,
R. Lee Ermey and his buddies are already out as they had the bright idea to
drink and bring a flamethrower so you can guess what happens.
Dr.
Whiting and Greg go down underwater with a tranquilizer gun to see if they can
stun the fish. Meanwhile the lovebirds have the fish on their line, but the fish
gets away easily.
The
Japanese guy gets a boat, but it is stuck on the beach so he isn’t getting
anything.
The
Bennetts tried with their crossbow, but it does nothing.
The
fish then shows up and kills the bellhops.
The
rest of the fishers we don’t see what happens to them. While
underwater with the tranquilizer gun, Dr. Whiting gets attacked.
The
fish goes at Greg, but Greg is able to get away. Greg finds Whiting still
alive, but gravely wounded and brings him onto the boat. The biologist dies on
the boat telling them not to throw him in the water again.
Greg
and Rachel decide that with the biologist dead, they need to kill the fish. A
helper comes aboard and gives them some explosives so they can kill the fish.
Since they don’t have any bait, they do what Whiting told them not to do in
throwing him back into the water.
But
It’s Okay…Rachel Hates The Idea And Whiting Is Rigged Up With Explosives. Also
He Gets To Be Dragged And Pretend To Be Bernie From Weekend At Bernie’s. How
Can That Not Make Up For The Fact That He Specifically Told Them Not To Put Him
Back In The Water??!!!
The
fish sees this and goes for it. Unfortunately, the line to Whiting and the
explosives got disconnected so they will have to go back and reconnect it.
While underwater, the fish kills Dr. Whiting’s helper.
Greg
reconnects the wire to the explosives and gets the hell out of dodge. As
everyone is wondering what is happening, an explosion occurs.
Greg
comes back up and…
Everyone
is happy that the fish is dead, despite none of them being able to collect the
bounty. Greg and Rachel kiss in the water and our film.
This
film was shown as part of a double feature with the much better David
Cronenberg film The Brood. It was released on VHS in the 80s and finally was
released on DVD in 2011 as part of a Roger Corman Double Feature with Demon Of
Paradise, which is the version I have.
Other
than R. Lee Ermey ending up getting famous with Full Metal Jacket (a role that
he had to convince Stanley Kubrick to get), everyone else didn’t do much other
than Charles Howerton being a voice actor. Sadly, we have a few deaths since
this film. Sam Bottoms (who played Greg) died in 2008 due to brain cancer.
Virgil Frye (who played Earl) did produce Sean Frye (who was Elliot’s brother
in ET) and Soleil Moon Frye (who was Punky Brewster)
Virgil
Frye suffered from Pick’s Disease or Frontotemporal dementia (FTD) and its
effects on him and the family were documented in the documentary Sonny Boy
(directed by Soleil herself) as well as a trip to Virgil’s hometown. Virgil
Frye ended up in a nursing home and died there in 2012 of an illness related to
his dementia.
My
final thoughts is that while I can enjoy this movie for its cast (for the most
part) and its short idea of going Cannonball Run/Wacky Races with catching the
fish, I can understand why most people think this movie is bad. The underwater
lighting is not very good and it is pretty obvious that it was a cheaply made
cash-in on the success of Jaws. I know it must have been a pain to make for the
crew, but in my opinion…the overall product is somewhat a good watch in my
mind.
Well,
that is one film down in my Summer so now let’s go to a film from the 80s. And
for the first time in Monster Crap, we will be officially be doing a completely
Italian movie. Yes, I know Troll 2 had an Italian crew, but the cast was all
American. This time, we are getting a completely Italian cast as well as crew.
And it is a film from legendary Italian B-Movie director Bruno Mattei (and
Troll 2 director Claudio Fragasso as well). It is an enjoyable film known as…