Grey Knight (aka "The Killing Box " and "Ghost Brigade") (1993)
Former Governor Of Colorado's Cousin Gives Us A Film Where Union & Confederate Soldiers Have To Unite To Defeat Supernatural Soldiers Created By Voodoo.
Apollo 18 (2011)
Found Footage Stupidity Involving Astronauts Having To Fight Stupid CGI Moon Crab-Spider Thingies.
The Car (1977)
A Car With No Driver Starts Running Over Random People, Starring Thanos' Dad, In A Film That Doesnt Make Much Sense And Has A Lot Of Overacting.
Troll (1986)
Before The Harry Potter Series By Now Asshole JK Rowling, Harry Potter Was The Name Known Only To People Who Have Seen The Original Troll Movie (Not Best Worst Movie Troll 2). Featuring Sonny Bono And A Pre-Seinfeld Julia Louis-Dreyfuss
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Hanna-Barbera Best-Selling Property Gets Made Into A Film That Is Pretty Bad With Some Horrendous CGI. But At Least For Matthew Lillard, He Still Plays Shaggy Most Of The Time Even Today.
Attack Of The Crab Monsters (1957)
Roger Corman Directs A Film With Killer Crabs Thanks To Radiation From Bikini Atoll.
Creature From The Haunted Sea (1961)
Another Roger Corman Directed Film With A Guy Named Sparks Moran Infiltrating A Gang Trying To Help Cubans And They Come Across A Badly Designed Sea Monster
The Starving Games (2013)
Friedberg And Seltzer Return With A Film That Wasnt Even In Theaters Since You Know, The Magic For Those Two Somehow Getting Theatrical Films Is Long Gone.
Quicksilver Highway (1991)
Christopher Lloyd Hams It Up As A Storyteller Who Tells Us Two Tales That Are Hilariously Bad. Monster Crap Alumni Matt Frewer, Veronica Cartwright, And Mick Garris Are Also In It.
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
What Better Way To Bury Serial Rapist Bill Cosby Than To Talk About His Most Embarrassing Film?
Poll ends July 25 at 12 AM ET
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