Well, with more BS happening in 2020, the end of this year cannot come soon enough. But while we are on this Summer train still and Godzilla vs. Gigan being 3/4ths done, it is time for another Summer of The Fan Poll. Same rules as always, 10 nominees and one gets inducted. Here are your choices this time.
Bride Of The Monster (1956)
Hey, It's Another Ed Wood Film That Is Being Nominated And All The Usual Suspects Are In It. You Also Get To Watch Bela Legosi Wrestle With A Fake Octopus While Tor Johnson Barely Understands Words.
Spawn (1997)
Despite Having A Good Cast, There Is A Pretty Good Reason Why While Spawn Is Still A Popular Character, They Still Have Not Made Another Spawn Movie Since 1997.
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Despite Being Directed By Stephen King Himself And Having An Awesome AC/DC Soundtrack, There Are Lots Of Reason Why This Is Well Known As An Awesomely Bad Film.
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Ah Yes, The Infamous Killer Bed Film That I Have Been Hearing All About. And For Some Reason, Whoever Made This Lost Film Tried Really Hard To Make This An Art House Film.
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
This Heavily Riffed Movie Surprisingly Has A Sequel. Is It As Insanely Bad As The First Film? Definately As Our Lifeless Characters From The First Film Get Two More Lifeless Characters To Join Them In Fighting Killer Birds.
Black Devil Doll (2007)
This Is Not "Black Devil Doll From Hell" As That Film From The 70s Is One I Don't Feel Like Touching Right Now. But I Will Be More Than Willing To Induct The 2007 Reboot Of That Idea.
Sting Of Death (1965)
Killer...Jellyfish...Men. Do I Really Need To Say Anything More. Okay, I Will. It Is Written By The Godfather Of Gore And Directed By A Guy Who Made Many Of His Movies In The Florida Swamps.
The Never Ending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)
Remember How Enjoyable The Never Ending Story Was When You Were A Kid. Well, Here Is A Sequel To Somehow Bastardize The First One....And A Film I Saw In Theaters, Regretfully
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Based On The Popular Role Playing Game, Dungeons & Dragons Had So Much Hype Going Into It...And Completely Bombed Financially And Critically. This Mess Sank Many Careers And In Watching It, You Can See Why.
Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987)
Guns, Boobs, And Tons Of Explosions.....We Get To Enter The Very Exploitative World Of Andy Sidaris. And While Not On The Poster, This Film Also Has A Killer Snake.
Poll ends June 27 at 12 AM ET
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