Sadly, this year is the year that Rutger Hauer has passed away. Rutger Hauer is one of the most memorable character actors and has one of the most memorable names. We here at Monster Crap are going to celebrate his life the only way we know how: by inducting one of his movies. But which one, you may ask? Well.....that is all up to you as I have 8 choices and all you need to do is pick one. Here is the 8 nominees for you to pick.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Before Sarah Michelle Geller Made That Character Well Known With The Series, The Only Buffy We Had Was This Bomb.
Dario Argento's Dracula (2012)
Man, A True Sad Story To See What Dario Argento Has Become As One Time He Was A Great Director And Now....He Has Lost His Way In Many Films.
Hemoglobin (aka Breeders) (1997)
The Last Original Script Written By Dan O'Bannon That Was Made While He Was Alive Is Sadly This Mess Of A Film That Cannibalism, Incest, And Hermaphrodites.
Killer Buzz (aka Flying Virus) (2001)
Killer Bees With An Even Worse Virus....If That Doesn't Sound Like Monster Crap, I Don't Know What Does.
Minotaur (2006)
Tom Hardy, Tony Todd, Ingrid Pitt, & Rutger Hauer? How Could This Film Suck, You Say? Well, What If I Told You This Was A SyFy Original?
Mr. Stitch (1995)
The Writer Of Pulp Fiction Directs A Version Of The Frankenstein Story That Was Intended To Be The Pilot To A Series, But Was So Bad That Rutger Hauer Left In The Middle Of Making The Movie
Omega Doom (1996)
A Film Mostly Based On Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo, But With Cyborgs? What Is Wrong With This Film? Well, It Is Directed By The Director Of The Terrible 90s Captain America.
Redline (aka Deathline) (1997)
Rutger Hauer Is Brought Back To Life To Get Revenge Of Mark Dacascos From Double Dragon And It Is Directed By The Director Of Ice Spiders.
Poll ends September 28 at 12 AM EST.
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